Srsly, when will the noob assault end?

Good lord, when?

For the 2+ year vets that know me, was I ever as bad as this? Srsy...

I tried returning today, but noob after noob bombarded me with stupidity. I lost a total of 30 brain cells today.

I might be back next monday. I don't really know or care.

Watch the skies.

Btw, IRON MAN IS MFING AWESOME!!!!!

That is all.

-Mikiel

Noobs, Noobs,

Gallons of the stuff,

Give them all that they can drink and it'll never be enough.

Noobs, noobs, noooooooooobbbbbssss...

Grab a glass cause there's going to be a flood.

I'm pretty much addicted to that song... this one too...

Anywho, I'm outta here till the noobs get bored of asking stupid questions. Not permenant at all. This all works out actually because I have a massive pile of work to get done. Also, I'm unemployed at the moment, so finding a job beats sitting here typing.

Have tons of fun without me so I'll be jealous as a MF when I get back.

-Mikiel

LURK MOAR!!!!

Noobs... they invade our privacy... they come on our forums... and do unspeakable things while there!

I enourage all new forum users to lurk moar, get a guist of how the forums operate, then start posting.

GAARRRRR!!!!! I'LL LEAVE THE FORUM IF THIS KEEPS UP!!!!

-Mikiel, who is annoyed right now

I've long depended on this forum for new music to listen to.

So... any new tunes ppl been listening to?

PS. Does it seem like there are more noobs on the forum? Or it just me?

Seems the democrats can't quite decide a nominee.

As a republican, I immediately jumped for joy, but then I stopped and thought it out.

I believe that George Washington had the right idea when he said that political parties would drive America apart. Think about it. Obama and Hillary are almost copies of each other. Same politics, same liberal message, same views on Iraq, the economy, immegration, and dozens of other issues.

But they are driving the democratic party in two by this needless fighting. This is how wars start!

Maybe the dems will figure this out, maybe they won't, but either way... this won't end well...

Since I'm feeling particularly pessimistic today, all links will be end of the world songs.

99 LuftBalons by Nena

99 Red Balloons by Goldfinger

End of the World (And I Feel Fine) by George Bush

Mad World by Gary Jules

Hard Rain's Gonna Fall by Bob Dylan

The End Has Come by Ben Moody

Sunday Bloody Sunday by Pillar

-Mikiel

Today is April 20th, 2008.

420

Yup, the day when all good potheads in this fair land sit around with friends and light up.

Happy 420 day to all.

I'm having fun already.

Peace out.

-Mikiel

Cally is dead!

Holy frak!

Evil final five! Evil final five!

In other news...

ZAAAARRRRRREEEEKKKKK!

Is awesome.

Yup! I'm not just an avatard!

I'm in the Cult of Baltar, a member of the wannabe Final Five club, and a member of the Tom Zarek Cylon speculation club.

Man... these extra curricular just eat up most of my free time....

ZAAAARRRRRREEEEKKKKK!

That is all.

-Mikiel

PS. I cannot wait for the NYCC live coverage link thingy to start broadcasting!!!!

I can't believe I've been on TV.com for over a year.

I know I'm super late, but I just realized it.

Over a year at TV.com and at the same place that I was last year: waiting for S3 to come back.

Damn I hate waiting.

-Mikiel, who's feeling alittle old.

Obamarama at one point had my vote, has now lost it.

News:

"During a private fund-raiser last weekend in San Francisco, Obama said "the jobs have been gone now for 25 years" in a lot of small towns.

"They fell through the Clinton administration and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate. And they have not," Obama continued in the riff first reported by the Huffington Post Web site.

"And," he concluded, "it's not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." "

"Cling to guns and religion." Huh. Is that how you feel about religion, Obama? Is it?

I'm an agnostic, but anyone who disses anyone else's beliefs is an idiot. He is not just dissing the catholic faith I was raised with, but also every single other religion in existance!

And the "guns" ... I'm the proud owner of one. Thank you very much.

Obamarama has been added to my "Hate Forever" List (Hillary Clinton is already on it).

I hope Mike Gravel is the nomenee. Otherwise, the Republicans aren't going to have any party to run against in four years. They'll just reelect McCain (who is also on my "Hate Forever" List)

So... Mike Gravel '08.

Yeah...

And Ron Paul too.

-Mikiel

link (News link! I swear on Steve Jobs's soul!)

Is Rickroll officially dead? Can a replacement be found? Shall "What is Love" replace the rickroll?

And what of the internets gods, the 4 chan Cabal? Have they been informed? And what are their thoughts?

These are troubling times, gentlemen. Long has the Rickroll ruled justly and wisely over all memes. Why must it now die?

-Mikiel

link (click if you dare... not rickroll... Steve Jobs's Soul...)

In loving memory of Saul Tigh.

Husband, Soldier, Drunk, Fleet Idiot, and above all else, A Space Pirate.

Your one-eyed drunken adventures will be remembered for all time.

Goodbye Saul, you salty space-dog you. May the Lords of Kobal look kindly upon your soul.

I cants believe you iz a cylon now!

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Baltar, on the other hand, is not dead.

In fact, he has been resurrected. He has transcended death itself. He has become DA PIMPMASTA!

All Glory to The One True Pimp.

I know what your thinkin. U see him rollin, u hatin. You trying to catch him ridin dirty.

But you can't. He laughs at you cause you iz noob and he iz da pwner. He's awesome that way.

Shun all who do not follow the path of Origin... I mean... Baltigin...

SHHHHUUuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn....

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BSG is awesome. May all who say otherwise be declared funny looking.

-Mikiel

I can't get into many sites, including ones that could never ban me even if they wanted to.

MY INTERNETS ISH SLOWING DOWNZ TOO.

I have a ping of 840. Nice.

Indeedless to say, I might not be on much until this gets sorted out...

I hope this gets posted... it didn't last time...

I hope to see you all sometime... soon...

Just... don... do... an..thi...aw...so..me...wit...ut...me...

*static*

-Mikiel

lol, UPDATE!

I waz betterz this morningz... maybe its over? Maybe not... Hopefully my republican pessimism is wrong...

The Weekly Avatard

Hello Comrades.

Big news bullitans have just come in.

Front Page:

Avatar motherfrakking wins big in KCA!!!! The Devil Sponge followers are in full retreat and in their confusion, we have slowly begun to take over their forums.

A reminder:

Remain curtious to the SB fans for the time being. Bragging is a vice, if not an outright sin, so be their better! Act with calm dignity when announcing the victory of avatar to a SB fan lest ye suffer the wrath of an unforgiving God!

Metro: (Local News)

I am plz to announce the return of a particular forum member, who'se name has been altered for his/her/pedobear's protection. I believe you all know who I am talking about. Yes, our great and noble friend, White Kobbra, returneth.

Lol, just kidding on that last part.

Srsly, I can't say who it is... but he's back...

In a related news story, epic lulz was detected today in the avatar forums, after the glorious victory mentioned above. Posters swarmed in with links, gifs, and altered screenshots in mass celebration of the victory. Continued celebrations are expected tommorrow and perhaps continuing into Monday.

Abroad:

Afternoon prayers in the SB forums were suddenly interrupted by the news of SB's loss at KCA. Little is know what followed, due to our reporter rushing over to the avatar forums to see if the information was true. When he returned to the SB forum for a moment, only to find a ghost town with little activity at all. However, our reporter checked back to the forum and found it to be a malstorm of conspiracy theories surronding their failure to capture the KCA Best Cartoon crown for the SIXTH year in a row (after six years, I'd expect any show to get tiresome).

This has been your loyal and trustworthy Propaganda Minister.

Good Night.

And a safe tommorrow.

-Mikiel

...early...

But all objectives have been successfully laid... err... completed...

I do have an extremely dirty comment to make, but I doubt it'll improve my popularity here, so it will remain unsaid.

I leave you with this: link

-Mikiel

I'm gonna be looking at "colleges" to prepare for my "future."

Yup... that's exactly why I'm going to Miami... no alterior motives... none what so ever...

On an unrelated issue, FMA102, where ever his soul has gone to, has permission to shoot me in the head should I come back a virgin.

And...

link

link

link

link

Have a great Spring Break!

-Mikiel

How could I be so motherfu,,cking stupid!

RAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Now I can't get her outta my head!

Video games, music, TV, doesn't matter. I can't get her out of my head!

Now I can't sleep and I don't want to eat.

I really hate women right now....

-A very angry Mikiel

PS. Motherfu,,cking motherless son of a b.itch!

Dear Chaos Diary,

We slaughtered many Guardsmen today. They attempted to fire upon us with their "flashlights" (Lasguns: worthless weapons for the followers of a worthless Emperor), but we showed them real firepower with our heavy bolters. A small Dark Eldar scouting party was, what else, scouting our eastern flank and escaped before we could annihilate them and feast upon their souls. Regardless of this slight incursion, the battle was won and the Aspiring Champion (Sergent, for those in the Imperium) ordered pizza in celebration for our efforts towards the expansion of the Ruinous Powers. The pizza boy became a sacrifice to NurgleBob PlaguePants and the anchovy pizza he came with was most delicious.

I am still most concerned about those Dark Eldar. Despite being weak and as breakable as crackers, I've heard their methods of tourture are... cruel and unusual, even to a worshiper of Chaos such as myself. The Aspiring Champion assures us that they would never attack us directly, only prey on those who are separated for the main group. I can only hope otherwise. I wish to meet these Dark Eldar in battle, if only to see if the rumors about them are true. Never wish to never meet a worthy adversary.

-Private First Cl.ass Mikiel, 2nd Company, Alpha Legion

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Something I did for the hell of it.

Yup, he's been banned.

Sent an email confirming it.

His loss will be widely felt...

Right now there is a FMA102 sized hole in the internets... never to be filled...

-Mikiel

I watch the entire series of Fullmetal Alchemist plus the movie, and what a friggin cliffhanger!

Why don't they end the damn thing! I want an ending! A proper ending! A good old fashion "The End." Not a "Well... let's go find that uranium bomb!"

I hope avatar doesn't end like that.... that's suck.

Ooooooo... Lost is on... gotta run!

MR EKO LIVES!

-Mikiel

PS. ZHAO LIVES!

PSS. JET TOO!

This damn thing wieghts more than me:

link

I pose this question: In a world where thousands die of starvation/ malnutrition every year, do we really need a 135 lb. burger?

-A very hungry Mikiel