I really liked Silent Hill as a movie. Not only was it the first time that a video-game made a wonderful transition to the big screen (IMO) but Christophe Gans really did take the material seriously and made a film that respected both the horror and mystery genre.

So, I began wondering what other, lesser, video games might make for good movies. Obviously the video-game universe has to be rich in imagination rather than just being a popular title, is what I mean. Look at Mortal Kombat or House of the Dead for example.

I think that Splatterhouse would make a great movie if it was kept as dark, gory and mysterious as the game. What about you?

Anyone noticed that all mothers think that their child is the best and even if they are hyperactive tearaways I'll raise my child thankyouvery much!

And the increasing 'mums bum' thing is getting out of hand. At the supermarket today I just noticed so many fat, pudgy women with their loudmouth sprogs and shopping trolleys filled to the brim. Then they drive away on mini-vans with baby-seats, shaking their heads at the traffic, thinking that the whole world revolves around them.

Yes, having children is a basic human right. But there are people who simply abuse this right and consume, consume, consume. I don't see the point in the usual routine of leaving school, getting a job, getting married, having kids, settling down, growing old because that is the ONLY way life must be lived. What a load of crap.

And what's with all of the Aryan families around here? Scotland needs some color in its gene pool. Too bad it's one of the most racist countries in the world. But I'll save that for another rant.

Look, I'm all for having a positive body image. But there are so many morbidly obese horrors out there that think they have the right to go around wearing tight, revealing clothes.

There should be a law that says fat horrors cover it up.

And another thing...even applying to well-toned, attractive girls. Why wear low-cut jeans and a low-cut top only to constantly pull them up and pull them down? If you don't want to show skin, then don't wear the effing clothes, moron!