Anyone noticed that all mothers think that their child is the best and even if they are hyperactive tearaways I'll raise my child thankyouvery much!

And the increasing 'mums bum' thing is getting out of hand. At the supermarket today I just noticed so many fat, pudgy women with their loudmouth sprogs and shopping trolleys filled to the brim. Then they drive away on mini-vans with baby-seats, shaking their heads at the traffic, thinking that the whole world revolves around them.

Yes, having children is a basic human right. But there are people who simply abuse this right and consume, consume, consume. I don't see the point in the usual routine of leaving school, getting a job, getting married, having kids, settling down, growing old because that is the ONLY way life must be lived. What a load of crap.

And what's with all of the Aryan families around here? Scotland needs some color in its gene pool. Too bad it's one of the most racist countries in the world. But I'll save that for another rant.