As a Christian, I'm not offended by the fake EA protests from E3, and it certainly warrants a chuckle. But I can't help but facepalm when anyone cares to give it more attention than it deserves, whether it's mainstream media for thinking it's real, Christian bloggers riled by the stereotyping, or gamers who think they're sticking it to the "opiated masses".

I admit though, it's a step up from a goat carcass and a fake PSP blog.

For ensuring that even while I didn't watch the first 30 minutes of your press conference, I didn't actually miss anything.

You're the only console that is capable of taking advantage of a 40'x80' screen? Good thing I have one of those in my living room.

But then the problem of a 40'x80' screen is when you show your PSP games, you make people squint at the 20% of the screen being used for actually showing the trailer.

Wait...actually, it looks like they do that when they show PS3 trailers too...

OK, I'm gonna keep milking this. For the AC2 demo, if you look quickly at the live cameras you'll see a new smaller screen get lowered in front of the giant screen.

"and PlayStation 3 is the only console on which you'll be able to play Final Fantasy 14, when it launches in 2010." - Translation: Final Fantasy 14, coming to Xbox 360 in 2011.

Now I know what dress to wear to that party. What would I do without you.

Also, the first Clyon has been identified. His name is Milo.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Uncaged Edition, featuring real-time regeneration, because health packs and turn-based regeneration are so last year.