If only it was this easy.

Some guy sees if he can get the attention of some women when he stuffs a big **** down his pants.

Found this movie on the internet, pretty hilarious though.

I don't know where all the blogging comes from all of a sudden, but this is something you guys shouldn't miss. It's actually the first time that I make a blogpost about a demo of a game. The blogpost below already has been posted by me in two different forums. I posted it in forum of The Extreme PC Gaming Union and in The Critical Gamers Union. Talking about DiRT it feels like the old Rally games from Codemasters, which is a very good thing. I used to play them when I was still a little boy. Guess I got into other games too much to still like Rally racing.

I haven't played a race game for quite a while now, and especially not one from Codemasters. So I felt like downloading the DiRT Demo and give it a try. I don't like the game because Rally racing isn't my thing anymore, guess that has changed to Street racing. But the graphics make this game look soooo sweet. With graphics I mostly mean the damage, effects, realism, etc. I uploaded 15 screenshots and even a 0:03 second short movie only to show you guys the superb graphics.

Movie:

DiRT - 3 seconds - FileFront.com

Every second in this movie is ingame, it's right before starting the race. To let you guys show how beautiful this game looks I decided to FRAPS it (at maximum graphics) and upload it to FileFront. The video is 49.55MB heavy and only lasts 3 seconds. Streaming would ruin the intention of recording it due to the bad compression.

Screenshots:

DiRT - 15 screenshots - Slideshow

I uploaded the screenshots to my Photobucket album. I'm sorry for the annoying little watermark in the left side of the screen but using that program made it a whole lot easier to convert the screenshots from .BMP to .JPEG, now you can sit back and relax!

Please tell me what you guys think about DiRT. I'm just curious even if I dislike the game. Also feel free to read my previous blogpost, it's about the Ubidays '07 showing things that shouldn't be missed!