Learn to be a Jedi

You too can learn to be a Jedi!!

Plumma's Jedi Training Program is a specially formulated training exercise developed by Plumma to train new Jedi Knights. For one week you'll learn to lift rocks without touching them, do one handed handstands, and lift heavy equipment with j00r mind! :o

Build your own lightsaber and choose from any of our fabulous color combinations. We have colors for the cool dudes and even cute ones for the adorable Jedi chics you just want to reach out and touch with the Force.

For only 5,000 credits you too can use the Force to 'force' your badassness on others and levitate in the air while laughing at their pathetic weak minded existence. So come on down and test your skills and mind as Plumma takes you on a deep journey through the mystrerious Force.

Whether you wanna be light or dark it doesn't matter. Plumma ain't hatin' on nobody nor is he a racist. Be what you wanna be.

Here's some of our satisfied customer comments:

"Plumma's Jedi Training is the best in the galaxy!! He really knows how to utilize the Force and teach it to n00bs. I highly recommend his program to any who are interested in improving their mind and body through the Force." - Bob from Kentucky

"Thanks to Plumma I was able to quit my juicing and pump up naturally. I've kicked so much ass in the MMA after learning the force and I have the man himself to thank for teaching me the value of hard work and staying true to yourself and your competitors." - Jack from New York

"Plumma is so ******* HAWT!!!! :oops: " - Christie from Plumma's Bedroom

Come see what people are talking about!!

Apply TODAY!!

And remember, That's no moon... it's the back of Plumma's head!

(Excludes tax and equipment costs, Jedi robes available on our website)