Yay!! i finally get to see everyone again, i have been going crazy at home. it's weird to say this but yay school . i probably won't be around here much because the internet connection there sucks oh well supernatural thursday YAAAAAAAAY *happy dance*

any way bye for now,

Fana

YAY! it's my birthday!

Here are some more...

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.

3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.

6. Bad cop! No donut!

7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?

8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.

9. I pay your salary.

10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.

11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.

13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.

15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.

18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how they are far ahead of me.

19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and
got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of
control.

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a
hair dryer at
passing
cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise
your voice.)

3) Insist that your e mail address
is:Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little
synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) Reply to everything someone says with,"That's what
you think."

10) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the
brightness level lights up
the entire work area. Insist to others that you like
it that way.

11) Don't use any punctuation

12) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing Along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme

16) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the
same outfits. Wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially
effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

17) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell
them what you're doing.
For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
bathroom.

1 Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

19) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

20) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies

21) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"

22) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling
name, Rock Hard.

23) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I
Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

24) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the
parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

25) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head
that bother me, its the
voices in your head that do"

26) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.

27) Everytime you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother
is here"

hope you all enjoyed!!

--------4 days until my birthday, YAY!!!!!!!

1. There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a birdcraps on his head, and he yells "Oh Crap!"

2. Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl
and Gomer, were sent for.

Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl
said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician
rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer
in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup,
he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over
and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$hole$."

"What? He had two a$$hole$ said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had twoa$$hole$ Every time we went
to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a$$hole$"

3. Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
-------Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
-------Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
-----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
-------Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less.
-------Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

You're too good for him.
--------Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
--------Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-------Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
-------Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-------Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-------Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
-------Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

ok thats all for now

Once again i am bored and there is nothing going on in my life, so i stole another quiz

-L-O-O-K- -A-T- -M-E
x What is your natural hair color?: Blonde
x What is your current hair color?: The same
x What color are your eyes?: Brown
x Piercings?: 2 in each ear
x Long or Short Hair?: Medium-long.
x Straight or Curly?: Straight
x How tall are you?: 5'8"
x What is your shoe size?: 10

-C-U-R-R-E-N-T-L-Y- -W-E-A-R-I-N-G-
x What shirt are you wearing?: old sweater
x What kind of pants are you wearing?: jeans
x Socks?: white
x Underwear?: purple
x Necklaces?: angel wings and cross
x Bracelets?: None
x Mascara?: No
x Eyeliner?: No
x Any other make up?: just powder
x Is your hair up or down?: down

-T-H-I-S- -O-R- -T-H-A-T-
x Wild Night out or Romantic Night?: Both
x Hummer or Sports Car?: sports car
x Bracelet or Necklace?: Necklace
x Pink or Purple?: Both
x History or Science?: neither
x Sleep in or Early to rise?: Sleep in
x Beach or Boardwalk?: Both
x Hoodie or Tee Shirt?: Either one
x Night Or Day?: night
x High School or College?: college
x White or Black: Black
x Jeans or Capris?: Jeans
x Love or Fun?: Both
x California or Florida?: Florida
x Simple Plan or Good Charlotte?: Both
x Love at first sight or Learn to Love?: Love at first sight
x Babe or Baby?: Babe

-H-A-V-E- -Y-O-U- -E-V-E-R-
x Kissed the same Sex?: No
x Hugged someone?: Of course
x Been on the phone until the sun came up?: No
x Put a song on repeat: Yeah
x Got chased by the police?: Nope, thank God!!
x Got in trouble with the police?: No

-T-H-E- -L-A-S-T-
x Person you talked to in person?: My dad
x Person you talked to online?: Kim
x Person you talked to on the phone?: my dad

x Movie you saw in the theaters?: I Am Legend
x Thing you drank?: Coke
x Last thing you laughed at?: the movie (I just got back J)
x Person you told you loved them?: my parents

-R-A-N-D-O-M-
x Do you like surveys?: Yes
x What kind of shampoo do you use?: Sunsilk
x Do you ever wonder what your life will be like 10 years down the road?: Yep, all the time
x Are you scared of what life will be like in 10 years?: Sometimes
x Do you get along with your parents?: yep
x Are you sad?: No
x Do you have mental breakdowns?: No
x Did you ever tell your parents you were sick so you didn't have to go to school?: No

We have finally gotten another snow day !! Last week it was nearly in the 70's and then it snowed today!! This time last year i would have been wearing shorts in Hawaii, but i must say i have missed the snow, yay maryland!!

Here's another quiz!!

the are you dumb quiz!!!!!!

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 4

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 7

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've swam in the ocean.
[x] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 11

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ]You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 13

[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 15

[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 17

[x] You write blogs because you have nothing better to do
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 18

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen off of your chair before.
So far: 20

[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day. total:21

personally i don't think think this makes me dumb, just blonde....and proud of it

omg,I am so excited Kyle XY returns tomorrow I have been waiting for so long, I can't wait for 8:00 .

Stolen Survey!!!

Appearance:
I am shorter than 5'4": false i'm 5'8"
I have many scars: a few
I tan easily: true
I wish my hair was a different color: false
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: true
I've had/have braces: true
I wear glasses or contacts: true
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger: false
I have/had more than 5 piercings: false only 4
I have/had piercings in places besides my ears: false
I have freckles: a few

School/Work:
I'm in school: yep, college
I have/had a job: yes, turoring first graders
I've fallen asleep at work or school: true
I almost always do my homework: ture
I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years: false
I failed more than 1 course last year: false
I've been fired: false

Embarrassment:
Disney movies still make me cry: some of them
I've laughed so hard I've cried: hell yeah
I've glued my hand to something: no, thank god
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: oh yeah, it's painful
I've had my pants rip/drop in public: yep in the dorms at college, it was hilarious
I was born with a disease/impairment: kind of, a heart condition that wasn't discovered until I was 16
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend: false
I've had a serious surgery: nope, just 2 minor
I've had chicken pox: yep

Experiences
I've gotten lost in my city: not by myself
I've seen a shooting star: yep
I've wished on a shooting star: of course
I've gone out in public in my pajamas: i think so
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator: false
I've been to a casino: false
I've been skydiving: false
I've played spin the bottle: false
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: false
I've been in a car crash: sort of but it was very minor
I've been skiing: false
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue: true
I've sat on a roof top at night: sadly to say no
I've played chicken: true, i think
I've played a prank on someone: hell yeah
I've ridden in a taxi: true
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: yep and it's awesome, a little disturbing, but awesome
I've eaten Sushi: false
I've been snowboarding: false

Relationships:
I'm single: very ture
I'm in a relationship: i wish
I'm married: false
I miss someone right now: false
I've gotten divorced: false
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back: true
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't: false
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did: false
I've kept something from a past relationship: false
I've had a crush on a teacher: false
I am a cuddler: true
I've been kissed in the rain: false
I've hugged a stranger: false, that would be creepy

Random:
I own over 5 rap CDs: false
I own multiple designer pants and shirts, costing over $100 a piece: false
I own something from Hot Topic: false
I own something from The Gap: false
I own something I got on e-bay: false
I own something from Abercrombie: false
More Random:
I can sing well: true i think
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant: false
I open up to others easily: false, i'm kind of shy
I watch the news: true
I don't kill bugs: false
I curse regularly: sometimes
I sing in the shower: true sometimes
I am a morning person: false, deinitely a night person
I am a sports fanatic: false
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day: false
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue: true, shades of red
I sometimes wear pajamas to school: kind of
I know how to boil water: true, put water in pan, turn on heat
I laugh at my own jokes: sometimes
I am really ticklish: oh yeah
I play video games: true
I'm good at remembering faces: true
I'm good at remembering names: true
I'm good at remembering dates: depends on the date
My answers are totally honest: yep

Category: Beauty/ Vanity
1. are you tan?: yes kind of
2. do you use proactiv?: no
3. do you wear make-up daily?: yep
4. do you own chanel perfume?: no
5. do you shower daily?: yep
6. do you go to the tanning bed?: no
8. do you use MAC make-up?: no
9. do you use other make-up products?: yep
10. do you straighten your hair everyday?: nope, already straight

Category: Friends
21. Is a best friend a promise or a label?:a promise
22. do you have more than one best friend?: yep
24. do you have too many friends to name?: yep
26. do you hang out with w/ friends everyday?: when at school, most of my other friends are in Hawaii
27. do you have pictures of your friends on your walls?: of course
28. do you call more than 3 of your friends regularly? not really much of a phone person
29. is your best friend a girl?: yep
30. are your friends in a lot of your courses?: some

Category: Fashion

31. do you have originality?: maybe
33. do you own a designer handbag?: one
34. do you own something from Lacoste?:wtf is that?
35. do you wear leggings?: sometimes
36. is the only color you will never wear yellow?: i wear most any color
37. do you get fashion tips from magazines?: not really
38. do people copy your friends: idk
39. do you shop at a&f and hollister?:not really
40. do you wear sweats a lot?: np

Category: TV/ Movie
41. are you a movie freak?: yes love them
42. have you seen over 30 movies In the past 2 months?: no
43. do you have a show that you MUST watch?: yes, several of them (heroes, supernatural, chuck, etc...)
45. have you ever seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy?: yes (seen them all)
46. is your favorite movie finding Nemo?: no, but I like it
47. do you like scary movies?: LOVE THEM
48. do you watch 30+ hours of TV a week?: not anymore
49. do you own over 100 DVD's?: no
50. is law and order awesome?: it's okay

Category: Music
61. do you like all types of music?: pretty much
62. do you hate rap?: no
63. have you been to 5+ concerts?: yes
64. have you ever been to a concert?: tes
65. does panic! at the disco own you?: no

Category: Family
75. are you an only child?: no
76. do you like your living arrangement?: yeah, it's pretty good
77. do your grandparents spoil you?: no
78. do you have a lot of cousins?: yes
79. do you love your family?: yep
80. do you have half/step brother(s)/sister(s)?: no

Category: Appearance
81. are you tall?: yeah 5'8"
82. do you wish you were tall?: nope, i already am
83. is your shoe size 8?: 10
84. are you comfortable with your appearance?: for the most part.....i think
85. are your eyes blue?: no, they're brown
86. is your hair brown?: nope, blonde
87. are you wearing jeans at the moment?: no
88. have you been called pretty before?: yep

Name: Jackie
Username(s):TVFanatic89

Nickname: Fana

Gender: female

Birthdate: Jan. 26, 1989

Sibling(s): one younger brother

Height: 5' 8"

What's the story behind your username(s)? I am addicted to way too many shows

Current music: anything from Rob Byer to Nickelback to Metallica

Current hair: dirty blonde, layered

Current desktop picture: Jensen and Jared from Supernatural

Favorite boy's name(s): Ronan

Favorite girl's name(s): Piper

Favorite celebrities: Jensen Ackles, Emily Deshanal, David Boreanaz, Claudia Black, Alyssa Milano, Josh Duhamel, Kyle Schmid, Ben Browder, Alex O'Loughlin

Favorite character(s): Vala, Aeryn Sun, Henry Fitzroy, 'Bones' Brennan, Chuck Bartowski, Mick St. John

Favorite color: maroon/burgundy/red

Favorite season: Spring

Favorite animal: tigers

Favorite planet: that's a good question

Where is your favorite place to shop: Target

Favorite book: The Sweep series by Cate Tiernan

Favorite TV show: too many to count

Favorite quote: from Dark Angel Max Guevara: You're such a gentleman, too bad I'm not a lady.

Ever Given anyone a bath?: no

Ever Bungee jumped?: no

Ever Broken the law?: not that I know of

Loved someone so much it made you cry?: no

Been in a physical fight?: yes kind of

Been in a hot tub?: Yes

Ever Swam in the ocean?: yes, of course, I lived in Hawaii (3yrs) and Florida (5yrs)

Had chicken pox?: yes

Had a sore throat?: yes

Had stitches?: never

Had a bloody nose?: nope

Had a cold?: yes, who hasn't

What color socks are you wearing? white

How many kids do you want?: I dk

What are you most scared of: ending up alone

Who is the last person that called you: my brother

Where do you want to get married: idk, I still need to find a guy

What's the best song you ever heard: too many to count, I love music

Do you have a lava lamp: not any more, it broke L

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Sometimes

Your Most prized possession: my camera and my laptop which has all of my pictures on it

Are you good at sports?: haha no!!

What are your plans for tomorow?: don't have any

You scored as a Tony

You are Tony DiNozzo

Tony 69%

Director 56%

Kate 50%

Palmer 31%

Ducky 25%

Ziva 19%

Abby 13%

Gibbs 13%

McGee 6%

this seemed a little weird to me.i have watched the show and i am a fan of it but i am no tony.