spring break already!! yeah i'm glad to have a break from classes, but its so boring at home, everyone i know here is at college. plus i finally got a roommate that i really like, who i have so much fun with its crazy and can help me with my guy issues. its only a week, i think i can survive...as strange as this sounds i can't wait to go back to school

Yay!! i finally get to see everyone again, i have been going crazy at home. it's weird to say this but yay school . i probably won't be around here much because the internet connection there sucks oh well supernatural thursday YAAAAAAAAY *happy dance*

any way bye for now,

Fana

YAY! it's my birthday!

Here are some more...

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.

3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.

6. Bad cop! No donut!

7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?

8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.

9. I pay your salary.

10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.

11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.

13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.

15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.

18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how they are far ahead of me.

19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and
got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of
control.

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a
hair dryer at
passing
cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise
your voice.)

3) Insist that your e mail address
is:Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little
synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) Reply to everything someone says with,"That's what
you think."

10) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the
brightness level lights up
the entire work area. Insist to others that you like
it that way.

11) Don't use any punctuation

12) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing Along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme

16) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the
same outfits. Wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially
effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

17) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell
them what you're doing.
For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
bathroom.

1 Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

19) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

20) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies

21) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"

22) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling
name, Rock Hard.

23) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I
Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

24) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the
parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

25) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head
that bother me, its the
voices in your head that do"

26) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.

27) Everytime you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother
is here"

hope you all enjoyed!!

--------4 days until my birthday, YAY!!!!!!!

1. There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a birdcraps on his head, and he yells "Oh Crap!"

2. Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl
and Gomer, were sent for.

Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl
said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician
rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer
in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup,
he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over
and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$hole$."

"What? He had two a$$hole$ said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had twoa$$hole$ Every time we went
to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a$$hole$"

3. Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
-------Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
-------Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
-----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
-------Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less.
-------Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

You're too good for him.
--------Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
--------Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-------Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
-------Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-------Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-------Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
-------Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

ok thats all for now