The Gamespot Advantage
"...they're invented in boardrooms by souless, self-aggrandizing executives looking to make a fast buck by tricking you into thinking you might actually have fun playing their latest science fiction themed action thrill ride -- but this is the reality: this here, in fact, clearly could have been game of the year material just weeks ago, as evidenced alone by the slight shift in the frontalis, coupled by the abnormal tension in the zygomaticus."
Master Murphy's Law 3
I can't believe my luck.
I get home with my copy of Halo 3. I am ashamed a bit to admit that I am excited and affected by all of the hype. I grab a beer, get ready to settle in for a fun night and fire up the Xbox to see...
the three red rings of death
Nooooooooooooo!
Man, what HORRIBLE timing. A box is on its way for a return shipment. I think someone is trying to tell me something.
MP3.com goes Mandy Moore
..and still is 100% unique amongst the machinery:
awesome work Roland and Rolls. the buttermelt in FULL effect.
Scout, you doth rock
where've you been
where've you been....
you crazy girl
Jup Jup Jup jupa
jup jup jup jupa
jup jup jup jup jupa.....
I've been kidnapped by Neptune
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I'm coming to the game late, but Scout Niblett totally rules.
Hoodoo Has Left the Building
Can we all please have a moment of silence for Charles Nelson Reilly. RIP
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Nelson_Reilly
I think the Dead Milkmen put it best in their song "Serrated Edge":
Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That's where I'm gonna build my church,
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.
Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man,
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on the late late show!
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't **** I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief
Recent Reviews
The Brian Wilson worship and stellar production push the whole thing over the edge into the realm of transcendent pop.
A crazy amalgamation of all that was around them, this first EP is far and away their most inspired work and is a picture-perfect snapshot of the City of Angels, circa 1985.
Fusing the energy and thrash of hardcore punk with their revered Two-Tone ska blueprint produced rooftearing skankfests like 'Ugly' and the Selector-like female-fronted 'Lyin Ass Bitch'.
'V.T.T.L.O.T.F.D.G.F.' is a Zappa-meets-Parliment-Funkadelic full-on workout, skewered so strangely in a way that Prince could only hope for.
'? (Modern Industry),' the lyrics of which consist nothing more than radio station call letters, became a bonified new-wave dance hit on L.A.'s groundbreaking KROQ radio station. The accompanying music video was also a trendsetter.
While it's been very overplayed and featured on a few film soundtracks, 'Party At Ground Zero' is really the Fishbone calling card. Cab Calloway on speed. Lunatics running the asylum. Ready to veer out of control at any moment. This is the song that almost captured what Fishbone really was... almost.
They *never* caught it on record. It's amazing how none of the recorded documents come within any distance of what Fishbone was live. Both in terms of sheer technical chops and bounding energy, they were unending in their ability to improvise, feel a crowd out and turn in jaw-dropping performances, time after time. In their early years, absolute bedlam would ensue whenever they hit the stage. Mosh pits like hurricanes. Fans all up on stage. It was common for trombones and bodies to be thrown straight into the audience. Angelo Moore, a riveting and fearless bandleader, always with a cane in hand to pull off the dramatic gesture or to help launch himself into a crowd.
They were mentors to (and paved the commercial way for) the Chili Peppers & Jane's Addition -- and yet they never receive the noteriety and credit truly due to them as the seminal act they are. Their later forrays into metal/rock and their recent new lineups have failed to inspire -- and perhaps it's simply tied to the influence that they played in the formation of my youth that I am unwilling to judge them by any other standard -- but if any record to me represents what Fishbone is, it's this E.P. I have danced my ass off to these songs. I'm betting that you might too.


