"...they're invented in boardrooms by souless, self-aggrandizing executives looking to make a fast buck by tricking you into thinking you might actually have fun playing their latest science fiction themed action thrill ride -- but this is the reality: this here, in fact, clearly could have been game of the year material just weeks ago, as evidenced alone by the slight shift in the frontalis, coupled by the abnormal tension in the zygomaticus."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwfnzZVYiSI