Hi blog! I've missed you.

So in about a month or so I will be moving from New Jersey to Southern California, for a job I just got that may or may not involve being a graphics programmer for a video game developer. This will probably be a big change for me, as I will no longer have the comforts of gross snowy winters and Wall Street douchebags on their Blackberry's. So I've started to make some comparisons, and the first I've done is governors. As you surely know the great state of California is ruled with an iron fist by the governator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger. In the New Jersey corner we have Governor Jon Corzine. Let's see how they stack up!




Ah-nold

• Fiscally conservative
• Socially liberal
• Has travelled back in time (3 times!)
• Kicked a predatory alien's ass in the middle of the jungle, with nothing but his wits and a knife
• Was the first male to be pregnant and give birth
• He did not in fact have a tumor, contrary to certain allegations
• Once shot his wife and said "consider this a divorce!"
• Saved the US from a nuclear attack by terrorist group "The Crimson Jihad"
• Once fell out off a plane, landed in a swamp, and got right back up
• Versatile enough to star in a smash holiday comedy, despite being such a badass

Corzine

• Once almost killed himself in a car accident

So there you have it! Ah-nold wins by a landslide!

-Teuf