Movie Index (8/25/05)
Completely new format--let's see how it works out for a few days.
Click a movie to view it in my blog.
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter I
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter II
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter III
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter IV (directed by KingKibble)
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter V (directed by KingKibble)
George W. Bush in VACATION DISRUPTED (based on a true story)
Other people's movies:
The Lord of All Realms Chapter One (Lazlodude7) (non-animated)
If you would like your movie displayed here or a link supplied to it, PM The_Hams.
THE CRITICS SAY:
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter I
"A great movie! A theatrical tour de force! Bravo! Bravo!" --DonuteHead41
"Movie of the Century." --BlueBloodShot
"WOOOOOOOOOOW, WOWOWOWOW EXCELENT *aplauds*" --Gakhandal
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter II
"THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!" --MirrorKirby9062
"That was freakin' halrious!! Im adding you my friends list!" --spongeliv
"What the hell was that?" --Jord15
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter III
"AWESOME!
" --Inuyashadude101
"I love these things." --ISpeakTheTruth
"YOUVE DONE IT again, YouVe Outdone yourself Eh" --Gakhandal
Whatchu lookin' at? Ain't notin' down here! Get back up there!
Click a movie to view it in my blog.
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter I
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter II
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter III
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter IV (directed by KingKibble)
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter V (directed by KingKibble)
George W. Bush in VACATION DISRUPTED (based on a true story)
Other people's movies:
The Lord of All Realms Chapter One (Lazlodude7) (non-animated)
If you would like your movie displayed here or a link supplied to it, PM The_Hams.
THE CRITICS SAY:
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter I
"A great movie! A theatrical tour de force! Bravo! Bravo!" --DonuteHead41
"Movie of the Century." --BlueBloodShot
"WOOOOOOOOOOW, WOWOWOWOW EXCELENT *aplauds*" --Gakhandal
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter II
"THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
" --MirrorKirby9062"That was freakin' halrious!! Im adding you my friends list!" --spongeliv
"What the hell was that?" --Jord15
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter III
"AWESOME!
" --Inuyashadude101"I love these things." --ISpeakTheTruth
"YOUVE DONE IT again, YouVe Outdone yourself Eh" --Gakhandal
Whatchu lookin' at? Ain't notin' down here! Get back up there!
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Tune in next time for the startling conclusion of the Hams: The Movie series!
Actually, that was it! The end!
Tune in next time for the startling conclusion of the Hams: The Movie series!
Actually, that was it! The end!
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter IV
This movie was directed and created in Flash by KingKibble.
Unfortunately, it being in Flash, it can't be hosted here, so click here to view it
Unfortunately, it being in Flash, it can't be hosted here, so click here to view it
George W. Bush in VACATION DISRUPTED (based on a true story)
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This story is based on true events that happened August, 2005.
Quotes denoted in asterisks are actual quotes.
Our story begins in Crawford, Texas, where George W. Bush is vacationing at his home. Y’see, U.S. presidents get 10 five-week vacations each year, and George was on his 5th when something very life-changing happened.
It all began when George was taking his second daily nappy-nap….
When, suddenly…
Excuse me, Mr. President. My name is Cindy Sheehan. I’d like to talk about my son, who was killed in Iraq.
Boss, there is a crazy woman screaming through a megaphone in the front yard. You want we should take care of her?
No, redneck bodyguard. If you do that, I’ll have to address the public about it, and you know how much I hate make word go good together. Just ignore her and she’ll go away.
Whatever you say.
Yaaaawwn. It’s going to be a beautiful day!
GRR!! This can’t go on.
Meanwhile…
Well, it appears the persevering Cindy Sheehan is still outside the president’s Texas ranch, yelling at him through a megaphone to talk with her. So far, the president has not responded. We have landed an exclusive interview with the woman herself.
So, Mrs. Sheehan, may I call you Peace Mom?
Uh….sure…?
Great. I like calling my women that. So, Ms. Peace Mom, how’s it going?
Oh, great. Lots of people have come out here to join the cause, it’s just been spirit-lifting.
And, uh, what exactly is the cause? What are you trying to accomplish?
…Uh…..get out of Iraq, I guess….
And you believe you can accomplish this by standing outside of the president’s house while he’s on vacation and screaming at him through a megaphone?
Uh….
…..So, uh, is there anything you want to say to George W. Bush while you’re on television?
Yes. Uh, I just want to know, George Bush, if this is such a noble cause, would you send your own daughters to replace the position of a fallen soldier in Iraq?*
And all this hub-bub over the death of your son? Did it ever occur to you that that’s what happens in wars?
My intentions are based on anger, not grief.*
What does that mean?
Uh.....
And so Michael Moore said
I’ve got to get down there! BOYS!!
Later that minute….
Hey, I’m Michael Moore.
I’m Cindy Sheehan.
Well, yeah, I heard. Look, I support the cause and all with your “Kick Bush’s Tush” attitude and your “Kick Bush’s Tush” media coverage. I’d like to put you on my website.
Really?
Yeah! In fact, I have lots of friends who’d love to put you on their website. Except Dave. He’s a loser.
Meanwhile, Bush is off to tell the media about his feelings on Cindy.
Aww, darn it. The car broke down…and exploded. Guess we’ll have to address the public in the middle of nowhere. Set up the cameras.
Okay, we all set up? *ahem* I think it's important for me to be thoughtful and sensitive to those who have got something to say. But I think it's also important for me to go on with my life.* ...did that sound good?
The next day…
The crazy woman has not gone away since yesterday when you said she would.
...Kill her.*
That night…
….The next day…
I am deeply saddened by Cindy Sheehan’s recent disappearance. ....I was just getting ready to talk to her.
THE END
This story is based on true events that happened August, 2005.
Quotes denoted in asterisks are actual quotes.
Our story begins in Crawford, Texas, where George W. Bush is vacationing at his home. Y’see, U.S. presidents get 10 five-week vacations each year, and George was on his 5th when something very life-changing happened.
It all began when George was taking his second daily nappy-nap….
When, suddenly…
Excuse me, Mr. President. My name is Cindy Sheehan. I’d like to talk about my son, who was killed in Iraq. Boss, there is a crazy woman screaming through a megaphone in the front yard. You want we should take care of her? No, redneck bodyguard. If you do that, I’ll have to address the public about it, and you know how much I hate make word go good together. Just ignore her and she’ll go away. Whatever you say. Yaaaawwn. It’s going to be a beautiful day! GRR!! This can’t go on.Meanwhile…
Well, it appears the persevering Cindy Sheehan is still outside the president’s Texas ranch, yelling at him through a megaphone to talk with her. So far, the president has not responded. We have landed an exclusive interview with the woman herself. So, Mrs. Sheehan, may I call you Peace Mom? Uh….sure…? Great. I like calling my women that. So, Ms. Peace Mom, how’s it going? Oh, great. Lots of people have come out here to join the cause, it’s just been spirit-lifting. And, uh, what exactly is the cause? What are you trying to accomplish? …Uh…..get out of Iraq, I guess…. And you believe you can accomplish this by standing outside of the president’s house while he’s on vacation and screaming at him through a megaphone? Uh…. …..So, uh, is there anything you want to say to George W. Bush while you’re on television? Yes. Uh, I just want to know, George Bush, if this is such a noble cause, would you send your own daughters to replace the position of a fallen soldier in Iraq?* And all this hub-bub over the death of your son? Did it ever occur to you that that’s what happens in wars? My intentions are based on anger, not grief.* What does that mean? Uh.....And so Michael Moore said
I’ve got to get down there! BOYS!!Later that minute….
Hey, I’m Michael Moore. I’m Cindy Sheehan. Well, yeah, I heard. Look, I support the cause and all with your “Kick Bush’s Tush” attitude and your “Kick Bush’s Tush” media coverage. I’d like to put you on my website. Really? Yeah! In fact, I have lots of friends who’d love to put you on their website. Except Dave. He’s a loser.Meanwhile, Bush is off to tell the media about his feelings on Cindy.
Aww, darn it. The car broke down…and exploded. Guess we’ll have to address the public in the middle of nowhere. Set up the cameras. Okay, we all set up? *ahem* I think it's important for me to be thoughtful and sensitive to those who have got something to say. But I think it's also important for me to go on with my life.* ...did that sound good?The next day…
The crazy woman has not gone away since yesterday when you said she would. ...Kill her.*That night…
….The next day…
I am deeply saddened by Cindy Sheehan’s recent disappearance. ....I was just getting ready to talk to her.THE END
The Hams: The Movie: Chapter III
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Special guest star: Sexy truck driver photo provided by ISpeakTheTruth.
Uh…howdy.
We’d just like to apologize in advance to the citizens of Canada. Your dignity was scarred for our amusement.
When we left Hams, he was on his way to Beverly Hills to get his show back on the air…
On the road again…doot doot doo doo do do do doo….What’s on the radio?
AH!! Cheesus. Darn faulty wires! That’s the last time I buy a car from Yugoslavia! You can’t trust their cars any more than you can trust their women. Hey, a truck’s coming. Maybe I can hitch a ride.
Yo, can I hitch a ride?
Sure. Hop in the back.
Prepare for takeoff!
!
……hey.
Prepare to die, punk.
THREE HOURS LATER
Uh oh, 50 Cent, you have to go to move back three spaces!
*****!!!
Okay, we’re here! Everybody OUT!!
Holy crap, I totally forgot to ask where we’re going.
AHH!! A foreigner!
Would you please be buying my crappily-made trinkets, eh?
AHHH!!!!! CANADIANS!!!!
AHHHH!!!! THEY’RE GOING TO FRY ME UP TO MAKE CANADIAN BACON AND FEED ME TO THEIR PET BEAVERS!!!
Ah, have you come to lumberjack with me, eh?
AHH!!!!! *runs away*
Hey, eh! He has refused to lumberjack with me, eh! Get him!
EH!!
Will The Hams survive Canada? Tune in next time to find out!
P.S. Thanks to bobpage87 for touching up my banner with Paint Shop.
Special guest star: Sexy truck driver photo provided by ISpeakTheTruth.
Uh…howdy.
We’d just like to apologize in advance to the citizens of Canada. Your dignity was scarred for our amusement.
When we left Hams, he was on his way to Beverly Hills to get his show back on the air…
On the road again…doot doot doo doo do do do doo….What’s on the radio? AH!! Cheesus. Darn faulty wires! That’s the last time I buy a car from Yugoslavia! You can’t trust their cars any more than you can trust their women. Hey, a truck’s coming. Maybe I can hitch a ride. Yo, can I hitch a ride? Sure. Hop in the back. Prepare for takeoff!!
……hey. Prepare to die, punk. THREE HOURS LATER
Uh oh, 50 Cent, you have to go to move back three spaces! *****!!! Okay, we’re here! Everybody OUT!! Holy crap, I totally forgot to ask where we’re going. AHH!! A foreigner! Would you please be buying my crappily-made trinkets, eh? AHHH!!!!! CANADIANS!!!! AHHHH!!!! THEY’RE GOING TO FRY ME UP TO MAKE CANADIAN BACON AND FEED ME TO THEIR PET BEAVERS!!! Ah, have you come to lumberjack with me, eh? AHH!!!!! *runs away* Hey, eh! He has refused to lumberjack with me, eh! Get him! EH!!
Will The Hams survive Canada? Tune in next time to find out!
P.S. Thanks to bobpage87 for touching up my banner with Paint Shop.
