OH EM EF GE I R LEIK HER AND I R LEIK WHER IZ TEH 360!>!>!

My 360 is getting the 3 Red Lights of Death and so I called Microsoft Tech Support.
The pattern I have noticed here is that the outsourced Indian tech supportees simply look at the xbox.com support page and try to fix it that way, which of course never works. The good ol' American techees simply say "Wow that sucks. Sorry about that. Your under warrenty. You are will be fixed'd" and you get your box, you put your 360 in and you send it to microsoft and you get a brand-spanking new one.

The problem is that they said it would take "3 to 5 days" for the box to get here. I ordered it on Sunday and its SEVEN DAYS later and I still haven't gotten it. 

Damn.

At least I can look forward to getting my 360 back so I can play gears of war, ill pick up GH II soon too.

Maiden rules.