Its time to say goodbye ... to this account.

"Wha-? Huh? What are you talking about Toton?"

Well Italic quote, I will be using a new account soon. I figured it would be a good idea to tell everybody, so they could take me off their friends list and look for my new account.

"Why would you do that? Its so stupid!"

You're stupid. Although, I really don't have a reason for getting a new account.

"Sure you don't."

I really don't.

"Yes, you do."

No, I don't. Shut-up.

"Liar! Why are you lying to all these nice people?"

FINE! I'm lying! I do have a reason for creating a new account...

"No you don't ... liar."

Whatever dude. Anyways, I just wanted to tell you guys about my change. Spread the word so that everybody knows. This also means that I'll be resigning from my unions with this account. I'll probably ... um, join them again with my new account.

Sooo ... yeah, bye. You'll recognize me with my new account...

"For sure.."

Yup, its true.

...or is it?

Let me check the satellites...

*...*

Yup, its true. I've decided its time that Gamespot got the full impact of a Union formed by yours truly. Why this bold statement? Why set such a goal? Why embark on an adventorous struggle for members and levels? Because, I'm Toton. And you know what Toton says to scary stuff?

BRING IT ON!

Unless its really scary, in which case I run away and crawl under my bed. ANYway...

There is still one minor detail to figure out: What will my Union be about?

Hmmm...

I shall think on this, but my mind is currently telling me "Build a special Toton's World for Gamespot". Should I do it, perhaps I will. But regardless, I shall think..

<--- Once again, this is me thinking.

I've left the Noob Patrol, action there will most likely slow down .. but it does not bother me anymore. I have cleansed myself of the evil that restrained me from my creative ways. The Noob Patrol Forum, although I loved it, was changing from fun to work .. and I will have none of that. Best of luck to my mates over there, and I sure hope they can keep the dream of World Domination alive.

Meanwhile...

I have been inspired! A light has touched my nose, blinding my eyes and making me scream like the little girl next door. I am free, free to go wild and express myself like I once did before! Ideas everywhere, popping out of my ears as I giggle with delight. What does this mean to you, fellow readers?

Panic.

Toton is back, and as lively as ever. I am working on a new project, one that shall be forever entitled "Toton's World". My graphic design skills have been rejuvenated, ready to produce the amazing images they could make once upon a time. My crazy antics for short stories are back, I have never had so many ideas.

Panic.

You will all see ... soon enough, you will all see. Toton is hot, red hot.

You can't touch this.

Yay! I said I would, and I did! Here it is, for all you great folks!

Banana Phone, by Raffi:

Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a phony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing
-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too! Oh Yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with appeal!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me, Bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop!

For All Morons Who Don't Know What A Piggie Wiggie Is

*cough-roboto47-cough*

Piggie Wiggies are my dream morph gun animal! If Ratchet: Deadlocked does not have Piggie Wiggies, I may just commit sock-up-nose. When did Piggie Wiggies start? When did I first post about them?

A while ago, back at the UYA board, some guy created a topic asking us to post which animal we wanted next in the Morph-o-ray line of weapons. Some guys said simple things like frogs and such, but not Toton. No, I screamed out PIGGIE WIGGIES!

And now I take advantage of the "respect" and "love" others give me, and I shout Piggie Wiggie whenever I get the chance. Like now. I have brought you over to this journal entry, it is a trap! BWAHAHAHA! You shall hear the two words many fear!

They come out of trees and, check this out, THEY GO FROM GREEN TO YELLOW TO BROWN! That must be some kind of devil work right there...

Or maybe its just natural selection .. survival of the fittest banana...

La la la ..

<_<

>_>

*cough*

<_>

>_<

..choo choo

Yup, I know it. You don't have to tell me. I have the coolest avatar ever! It's amazing! It's awesome! IT'S SWEET!

Who else would take a picture of Bill from Sitting Ducks, use his powerful Photoshop skills, and make it the best avatar ever? NOBODY! I rule!

I bet you all wish you had a Bill from Sitting Ducks avatar .. don't you.

I rule

So now I got to take care of my Noob Patrol Forums and be the leader of the Ratchet and Clank Union! Whew, I'm going to have to step it into high gear and run away!

Galactic Rangers are a no go. I decided not to create that topic because it would be too similiar to the battles and organization of the Noob Patrol. Thanks to the new rank system in the Noob Patrol, I'll have specialized Agents!

Anyways, I think I'll go with my other idea: Groovy Lube. It's going to be a dance club ... with SLUSHIES! And a DJ! And there's a plus side, I might be getting some help from "rikkuisawesome". This would make things a lot easier for me.

You see, I'm kind of busy message board wise. I have the Noob Patrol Forums to work on, I have a reputation to fulfill in the Ratchet and Clank Union, and I have to check on any Toton Topic that might be up... wherever it might be. Plus, it's time to take my sock to the dry cleaners!

I'm thinking about creating a new topic ... Galactic Rangers. It'll probably be the one to replace the not so successful "Lombax's Gone Commando".

If I can think up enough things ... I'll probably create it soon. But now most of my time is devoted to the Noob Patrol Forums and the Ratchet and Clank Union.

<-- This is me thinking

Well, after much work and organization (and a couple of bathroom breaks) the Noob Patrol Forums are finally up. Hopefully this site will get BIG with lot's of members, posts, and boards.

If you don't know the link .. here it is!

http://toton14.proboards40.com/

Wait ... who am I talking to?