Top 5 reasons your life being an anime would **** and why it would be awsome

Why would it suck

1. No Matter what you will do you will always look like a girl.
2. Nerds will write yaoi fanfics about (you know who im talking about)
3. Your hair will probaply light blue if your a guy
4. Ninjas will randomly assainate you
5. When ever you do something an anoying themesong will play

Awesome.

1. Hot Ninjas will try to assinate me
2. two words BULLET TIME
3. The abilty to pull out a hammer to hit someone
4. will have awesome hair
5. No matter what you will always be bette than gym partners a monkey