I promised y'all yesterday that I would post some riddles, so here's my first

What is it that you can feel outside, hear inside, but only see when it's full of dust?

I've been wanting to do something like this for a while now.  Finally, I've got around to it

Thursting, waiting, I drank the sulphur feast.  Then silently...in an instant.  Your flesh becoming me and I was forlorn...

My grave rose to the west for centuries long forgotten, relentless as tahe hungry gates of the dawn and there, amidst the rubble of stones and early flesh, I laughed and served a sulphur feast.

Drunk with power, I stroke at the sun - engulfed fiery instant.  Gobbling, gobbling. I devour the stars:  The universe torn asunder.

Then as the dusk unrawelled the brittle of my bones: A stredded mould of obelisques groutesque, I strive beneath the essence derived from mortal men - Caught between two paralells of death.

Thursting, waiting, I sailed a sulphur sea of putrid furios flesh -  A parody of feasing fools, where prophets and madmen walk hand in hand...

Can you guess?

Finally!  The weekend to look forward to.  A BBQ, moshing and drinking.

So have you guys got any plans for the weekend?

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I'm running out of slogans to put in my banners.  Any imput or suggestions for some new ones would be greatly appreciated

The Troj

It's been a day from hell today.  This afternoon, I found out that my mother has been given only 6 months to live   With this in mind, you won't be hearing as much from me....

Finally!  I'm an airwolf.  A monumental Takker De to all my friends 

A special Takker De goes to DebStitch and SuperiorKart

Wow!  Yet another step closer towards the top

"He was a mighty golden boy, as gold as ever seen, when he stepped upto the podium you could tell that boy was mean.

His arms were made of nickel, his forhead made of wood and an affidavid from the Principle said this boy just ain't no good.

He stood before the union, made a solemn oath.  Upheld the beauty of his creed and the others he would toast.  He works outside the Liquor Mart, tried to pad his pay, when the caught him lifting 40's, he shot a boy last May.

The lawyer in the courtroom made a golden plea.  The judge gave him 18 months but he was out in 3.  When asked if he ever felt remorse while sitting up in that pen, he said "Hell no!  Ya know a thief's a thief and I'd shoot that boy again, yes I would..."

The song immortalised on Primus' The Brown Album

Just call me K.I.T.T. LMAO!

Levels ascended:

Weatherman

Sweathog

Soup Nazi

Thighmaster

Caveman Lawyer

Small Wonder

Talkshow Host

Super Friend

Door Number 2

Holy Level 10

Red Shirted Lt

Evil Bert

Regal Beagle

Autobot

Ginsu Knife

Church Lady

The Crazy Neighbour

Land Shark

Fall Guy

Cow Bell

Snagglepuss

Freak And Geek

Close Talker

Golden Girl

Coconut Phone

Bow Flex

Shark Jumper

Disco Stu

Volgar The Enforcer

Anchorman

Blues Brother

Whammy

Borg Queen

Wardrobe Malfunction

Beverley Hillbilly

Young And Restless

Cylon

SquarePants

Fonzerelli

Bewitched

Sleestack

General Lee

Next Rank: Golden Boy

Editor for: Les Claypool, Dimmu Borgir, Nick Bakay, Salty's Lighthouse and Pipkins Trusted user for: Richard Horvitz

And a Howdy Gus for 7,598 posts

Wow!  All my hard work has paid off

Anyhoo, here's some stats:

Levels ascended:

Weatherman

Sweathog

Soup Nazi

Thighmaster

Caveman Lawyer

Small Wonder

Talkshow Host

Super Friend

Door Number 2

Holy Level 10

Red Shirted Lt

Evil Bert

Regal Beagle

Autobot

Ginsu Knife

Church Lady

The Crazy Neighbour

Land Shark

Fall Guy

Cow Bell

Snagglepuss

Freak And Geek

Close Talker

Golden Girl

Coconut Phone

Bow Flex

Shark Jumper

Disco Stu

Volgar The Enforcer

Anchorman

Blues Brother

Whammy

Borg Queen

Wardrobe Malfunction

Beverley Hillbilly

Young And Restless

Cylon

SquarePants

Fonzerelli

Bewitched

Sleestack

Next Rank: K.I.T.T

Editor for: Les Claypool, Dimmu Borgir, Nick Bakay, Salty's Lighthouse and Pipkins Trusted user for: Richard Horvitz

And a Howdy Gus for 7,498 posts

My hard work has paid off.  A special Takker De to Sony931, Omega Fox and Shaman_Freak

From here on in, it's Maximum Trojdalv