TvForeva

Evil Bert (Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!)

After leveling up....

I'm Evil Bert from Sesame Street!

Apparently,

Kermit wants him in jail...

Interviewer: How well do you know Bert?

Kermit: I've known him for over fifteen years now.

Interviewer: Has he always been violent?

Kermit: Actually, no - I think it all started with the Bottle caps?

Interviewer: Could you explain?

Kermit: Well he had this bottle cap collection.. and one day he lost one, he was searching all over Sesame Street for it, well he went around raging, threatening to kill. He was so paranoid, he was blaming it on poor old Grover. He was shaking Grover around beating him up.

Interviewer: Then what?

Kermit: Well good ol' Mr. Hooper found a solution... he got a bottlecap that looked exactly like the one Bert lost and gave it to him. He pretended that he found it.

Interviewer: How often did these episodes of madness happen?

Kermit: Often after that. He would be caught stealing Maria's underwear. Bert is a really evil person, I wish he would be put to jail.

Interviewer: Why have you made no actions toward this?

Kermit: He threatens to kill us, he has friends in a Colombian Drug Mafia you know. He says if anyone reports... he's gonna have them skinned alive. We are all scared.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Happy Sesame Street Day on Valentine's Day!

TvForeva wrote:

Rank :Red Shirted Lt.

Rank : Evil Bert

Rank :Red Shirted Lt.

Level : 12

Level : 11

Percentage : 40% Forum Posts: 312

Percentage : 82% Forum Posts: 142

Increase : +38% Increase : +70

Increase : +17% Increase : +22

Posted by TvForeva, 02/14/2006 8:11am
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New emblem: Tv Thinker!!!!

Check it out!

My new emblem!!!!!

This emblem is awarded to those who have solved at least 5 of Spyrick's riddles correctly!!!!!!

TvForeva wrote:

Rank :Red Shirted Lt.

Rank : Red Shirted Lt.

Rank :Red Shirted Lt.

Level : 11

Level : 11

Percentage : 82% Forum Posts: 142

Percentage : 82% Forum Posts: 142

Increase : +17% Increase : +22

Increase : +17% Increase : +22

Posted by TvForeva, 02/04/2006 7:16am
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A Red Shirted Lt. (....unfortunately....)

After the level update,

I'm a Red Shirted Lieutenant from Star Trek...

"I'm expendable" and

"about to be" killed off***

***According to Memory Alpha (the Star Trek reference):

Guys, it was nice while it lasted...

*sigh*