Tahitian Noni reps. are annoying.
I was at work the other day doing my part to help society by shipping off people's packages, when all of a sudden some old guy comes in and starts advertising some nature drink called Tahitian Noni. In order to make me buy his product, he starts showing all kinds of pictures and stats about the drink like "We're the fourth fastest growing business, and I'm bull$$$$$$$ you!" Well, he didn't say that last part, but I know he was lying. After hearing this, I just wanted to say, "Piss off!", but since I have manners, I decided not to say anything and just left. I came back a little later and saw him torturing my brother with more of the same crap. To further prove my theory that tahitian noni reps. suck, another rep. came in today and said terrell owens uses the drink, and so should I. I don't give a damn if terrell owens uses tahitian noni. I don't even like terrell owens. Randy Moss is better. The lady even asked for my phone number!! I didn't even know this chick! What kind of a 40 year old woman asks a 16 year old for his number? Now she has given me reason to believe that she is a pedophile. How could anyone want a job like that? Going around harassing people at work with a drink. The rep. also gave me a brochure that states that tahitian noni juice can help cure asthma, arthritis, and even CANCER. Seriously, the company actually wrote that. I say tahitian noni be boycotted for its reps. inability to tell the truth. Don't buy tahitian noni juice.
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