Man, I havn't been on Tv.com for like...ever. I'm just starting to post again, so maybe y'all see me more. I wouldn't be surprised if some of y'all forgot about me either. Anyways, it's good to be back^^ I hope I get to talk to most of my 'long-lost-friends' again

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right.! . "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

YES!!! I'm finally back! It feels SO GOOD!!! I've misseed every, single one of you!

My trip was awesome....painful, but awesome. I did 5-7 miles everyday of backpacking, hiking, and canoeing. Then I did rock climbing and rappeling. It was SO AWESOME!!!

But like I said, I'm in a lot of pain too. You wont believe some of the thins I went through on my journey. If you want me to tell you more, tell me and I'll PM ya!

Once again, I MISSED YA GUYS AND IT"S GREAT TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright guys, I said I would post a blog the day before I leave and this is it. I'm leaving at around 6-7 in the morning, and heading out to Mass. the first state on the trip. Once again, this trip is two weeks, and I'm gonna miss every, single one of you! I always talk to you guys, so I don't know how I'll get through two weeks without thinking of you guys. Hopefully the rock climbing will keep my mind on track

So if you don't see me much today it's 'cause I'm packing. Bottom line is.....I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!

Outward Bound....is exactly what it sounds like. Normally, I never do anything for summer, but this year....way more then I expected. If you don't know, Outward Bound is a type of...program made for ages 8+ And it's where there's a team of about 10 people, and depending on what you signed up for, that's where you go and what you do. But my course, is also girls only, so this will be intersting. Anyways, my course is a 14 day trip, climbing the mountains and canoing the rapids of New England, in fact, you start in Mass. on Thomson Island (maybe you've heard of it) then you canoe through the states until you reach the next one on the course, and every time we stop is to climb a mountain to get to the other side. The whole thing is a backpacking trip through 3 states *sighs* this is nothing like a girls or boys scouts...no way. This is REAL DEAL, hence the name Outward Bound.

Another point in the matter, this all means that I wont be here for two weeks Man, I'm gonna miss all of you guys! And I'm leaving in August, so I'll post another blog the day before I leave. But I'm still here now!