Hello and welcome not so loyal readers.

DREAMING

Dreaming is coming along nicely and the first real episode should be up this Saturday alongside Purity Episode 2. If you're deseperate for a sneak peek of the First Episode. Then tough luck. I'm a riddle-loving person so...Here's a musical riddle for ya. If you can guess what the plot of Episode 1's Dream is based on the song i give you, then i'll give you a special sneak peek of any episode you want. MUSIC HINT

PURITY

Purity on the other hand, is giving me trouble. I'm trying to take what i wrote before, and amplify it 10 fold. But when i try, the idea just gets scrapped. Hopefully i can get something before Saturday. I'm working on an idea as I type this so, hopefully it's the one. Purity Theme Song.

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So That's it. Try to win my contest why don't ya?

Well today get's better and better then worse and worse. Here's the wrap-up:

I went with my girlfriend to see Sherlock Holmes (awesome movie. Almost as good as Avatar) it was all good for a while. We stepped into a few stores. Including Hot Topic where i bought her a GIR jacket and myself a ZIM Jacket. Then where the crap started. She saw a poster for the Black Eyed Peas concert which is in New York City in February. So chances are she's gonna ask me to go with her. Hopefully she can't get tickets. I hate Black Eyed Peas (the beans are awesome. The band sucks) Then i had to do laundry. And now my Winter Vacation's over. Pretty bad note to end on. Ah well. My homework's done and I've got nothing to do all night but this and....yeah, just this.

IN OTHER NEWS

I'm a little behind on the writing of Purity and Dreaming. I was enjoying my vacation so I just ignored it. I'll get right back on both soon enough. You have my marker as an honest dishonest man.

Anyway. My Girlfriend's Sweet 16 will be coming up in a couple of months. Any idea what i should get her? (No cars. Driving age's 17 here.)

It's 2010!!!! HAPPY F**KIN' NEW YEAR!!!

Hope yours is as good as possible and if not. Good night and Get over it.

Can't wait for what this year has in store.

See you guys around. I've got a party to get back to.

THINGS I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO:

• Kindgom Hearts: Birth By Sleep in English
• Web Soup Season 2
• X-Play Episode 1000
• My Birthday
• Christmas Again
• The New Year

THINGS I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO:

• School
• School
• School
• School
• One more year towards 2012. Oh yay. I=l

My Resolutions:

• Get a better job then being a Waiter.
• Get more Money.
• Get my Girlfriend a good gift for Valentine's
• Pass 7th Grade

My ANTI-Resolutions (things you wanna avoid or stop doing)

• Chewing my hair
• Failing
• Killing my enemies.

That's it. I'm starting something. NEW YEAR'S TAG. Where you take these categories and make them your own. I New Year's Tag:

Beegk

Nickpick

Syrusfan

Frostbite(number)

Sportsfan

Ah lying. It's so much fun to do. I actually had you guys believe that Dreaming was going to be an RPG.

Anyway. Here's the Prolouge to Dreaming. The real one:

zamxus.blogspot.com

This is where i will be blogging for the most part. So if you have a gmail or some other form of e-mail, become a follower. Cool stuff's gonna be happenin' there.

I feel like s**t. But enough about me.

Dreaming has been cancelled prematurely. Why? Because i realized something. This idea is too big for me to write on my own. Soooo.....

BEHOLD THE DREAMING RPG!!!

Join or I'll find you.

This is a preview for my new project "Dreaming" which will premiere after Chapter 4 of Purity. Sign-Up now because it premieres on January 3rd, 2010.

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN DEEMED VIOLENT, AND SUGGESTIVE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Dreaming

Black screen. White words appear from the darkness.

"It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true."
-Roger Ward Babson

The words dissapear, and the darkness fades. Revealing a cave full of plants, rocks, and odd bug-like creatures crawling here to there. The view zooms through, showing a group of kids, none of them older then 19. One speaks from the center of the group. He has Short Brown hair, blue eyes, and is wearing a green shirt under an extremely torn blue sweater.

"What exactly are we looking for?"

"A clue. A message. Anything that'll get us out of this hellhole."

The Reply came from the oldest of the group, he spoke with a flat, but menacing voice, he had no hint of emotion when he spoke. His bluish black hair waved in the wind as his white shirt did as well. His eyes were blue as well, but much darker a shade. He carried a scythe which he used to cut the plants around him. Suddenly something leaps from the grass, as the view cuts to black. It opens again on nightfall, the group is asleep. Another member, this one with bright blue eyes, black hair, and a torn coat, sat on a boulder. He stared at the stars. His look of amazement soon turned to anger, as he yelled at the stars.

"WHAT AM I?! WELL?! TELL ME!!!"

Another cut to black. It opens again on the eldest boy. He lies back staring at the trees. A girl walks in. She appears to be 15, she had brown hair and was wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt. She appears to be the only one who bothered to pack clothing for sleep. Everyone else simply slept either in their normal attire or with nothing on at all. The eldest boy looks at her and returns to looking at the trees. She lies down with him, wondering what he is thinking, when he is doing the same. Fade to black. In the black, words appear as a voice is heard reading it.

DREAMING

List #1: Christmas Movies:

1. Nightmare Before Christmas: An instant classic by Tim Burton. The plot? The master of Halloween, Jack Skellington has grown tired of scaring people. When he stumbles across the holiday of Christmas, he decides to take it for his own.
2. A Christmas Carol (all versions): Do i have to explain? Scrooge, 3 Ghosts, Morals
3. TFA Christmas Special: Long story
4. Charlie Brown's Christmas: Funny, and old.
5. It's a Wonderful Life: An awesome story about a guy who wishes on a star that he never existed and then gets to see what would happen if his wish came true.

List #2: My iPod Playlist:

1. Sick Puppies-Riptide: My new favorite song. I can't live without a theme song after all.
2. Sick Puppies-Survive: My old theme song. It's still f**kin' awesome.
3. Sick Puppise-I Hate You: Awesomeness
4. Mr. Weebl-Narwhals: This song is funny as hell. Look it up on Youtube
5. Skillet-Monster: WELL DUH!!! Of course this is on there.
6. Linkin Park-Place for My Head: An awesome song about angst and debt.
7. Sick Puppies- Street Fighter (War): Another awesome song about fighting!

List #3: Favorite People:

1. Chuck Norris
2. Myself
3. Adolf Hitler
4. Chuck Norris again
5. The Rabbids from Rayman Raving Rabbids
6. The Komodo Dragon Species
7. LittleKuriboh

List #4: Villains I'd like to Meet:

1. Bowser
2. Ganon
3. Itachi Uchiha
4. Mr. L (Luigi on the Evil Side)
5. Hitler
6. Zakhaev (From COD4)

List #5: Foods I Want to Eradicate from the Earth:

1. Any and all Vegetables. Except Potatoes
2. Tomato (ToMAto)
3. Grapes
4. Chili Dogs (just the chili not the dog)
5. Wheat Bread

List #6: Favorite Games

1. THE GAME (You know. The one where you're not supposed to think about something and whoever does loses.)
2. Risk
3. Monopoly
4. Tag
5. King of the Hill

List #7: Favorite VIDEO-Games

1. Kingdom Hearts (all of them)
2. Naruto (all of them)
3. Guitar Hero (all of them)
4. Civilization Revolution
5. Tropico 3
6. MapleStory

FINAL LIST: Favorite Final Bosses:

1. Tabuu (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
2. Dry Bowser (New Super Mario Bros.)
3. Lou (Guitar Hero 3)
4. Bowser (New Super Mario Bros. Wii)
5. The Demon King (Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks)
6. Ganondorf the Swordmaster (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

Two weeks ago, I came up with an idea for a new writing project. Of course, for a story you need Characters. Soooo, who wants to sign-up? The Name of the project is....

Dreaming.
Battle through your dreams
and memories to find what
you thought you didn't have.
The Gem of Dreams will give
you your greatest wish, but
only if you are worthy of its
power.

Sign Up either in the comments or in a PM to me. Here's the layout:

Name: Your Character's name. Duh.

Age: How old is your character. IN HUMAN YEARS PLEASE!

Personality: How does your person react to different things? How do they act regularly? Are they selfish or generous? (please answer more than just these questions)

Dream: What does your character dream about? Love, Money, Power? Anything that comes to mind.

Bio: A Short description of your character's life.

Reason for Searching: Why is your character searching for the Gem of Dreams. (please don't say to grant his/her wish. That's obvious. Give an alterior motive.)

Sexuality: I'm not gonna get into this.

Weapon of Choice: What does your character use most in fights? There can be more than one weapon but at least one per character.

Appearance: What does your character look like? I prefer urls to pictures not descriptions. It makes things a lot easier.

Here's mine:

Name: Zane Reaper

Age: 19

Personality: Emotionless, Sarcastic

Dream: To break his curse

Bio: 5 Years prior to the story, Zane was cursed by an unknown follower of magic. He was never to feel the pleasures of emotions. The curse could only be lifted one of two ways, he would either have to find the Gem of Dreams, or find the love of his life and the best friends he could have. Since Zane couldn't see how the latter was possible, he set out to find the Gem of Dreams.

Reason for Searching: To break his curse and live a normal life again.

Sexuality: Straight, but being emotionless he can't feel love.

Weapon of Choice: Scythe, Double Uzis, Sword, Knife, Rocket Launcher (in case of emergency)

Appearance: (thank you google images for suplling all my photo needs for almost 3 years.)

Seriously. Why Not? That's been on my mind for at least a week now. But on topic....

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IT'S ALMOST F**KIN' CHRISTMAS!!! ALRIGHT!!!

Christmas, as i previously said, is the one Holiday where even I can't help but feel jolly.

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Blog Question:

What do you want for Christmas?

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Do me a favor, and answer the question that's the Blog's title. Please.

And so the story was told. Through an intricate weave of deception, leadership, and assassination. We'll be dropping down in the middle of this weaved story. Right in the middle.

4 DAYS UNTIL BATTLE....

Zane stood against his foe in battle. Before him stood the Dark Twins, twins forged from the power of the Tears of Darkness. Their names were Greed and Envy. Greed was rather large and bulky, but slow, on the other hand, Envy was fast and cunning, but weak, she was extremely skinny and dressed in rags, while Greed was roundish and was dressed in a suit. Zane said nothing to them. He stood, sword in his hand, and that gave a clear message of what he was here for. Greed took out his Hammer of Collection, as Envy took her Dagger of Betrayal. Envy made the first move. She leapt at Zane, who blocked her strike easily, however Greed immediatly launched Zane using his Hammer. As Zane went flying he layed back and put his arms behind his head. Suddenly Envy appears in the air about to strike Zane, who quickly blocks and lands on the ground, a few feet away from Envy. He goes to her and grabs her Dagger, taking it for himself, as it comes to his hand it becomes a sword identical to his own. He uses them both to kill Envy, and take her vessel for extraction. Greed emerges, when he sees the vessel of Envy lying, defeated, he goes berserk and rushes at Zane who blocks. The are locked in a power struggle, but Zane takes the Advantage. He quickly slashes at Greed, who is open to attack. As the music ends, Zane plunges Envy's Sword into Greed. Taking his weapon, and both Envy and Greed's vessels. Soon at his castle, Zane placed the vessels into the machine in his Secret Study. There was only one pod left without a vessel after Zane finished what he came in to do. Zane stepped into the Pod. Screaming as the machine turned on.

MEANWHILE

Artemis was searching for his target Blake. What he was to do with the boy was unknown. He continued searching, but could not find Blake. As Artemis approached Zane's castle he felt an odd feeling in his cranium. But he passed it off as a system glitch due to Zane's security system. His target was nowhere to be found in the city, and Artemis was left with two places to look, The Slums (which was a doubtful place to find a Purified member of Tulian society.) or Zane's Castle. Artemis decided to check out the latter in his two choices and headed for Zane's castle. As he approached, he was met by Zane in the Atrium, which was large enough for the entire Impure army to come and fight in. (foreshadowing) Artemis stood, remembering his primary programming, which was to Kill Zane Reaper. Artemis's left arm became a chain gun, his righ arm became a sword. Zane took out both of his swords. Wihout saying a word. Artemis knew that if he started this battle, he would lose. Zane was a master at blocking and parrying an attack. Artemis simply stood and waited for Zane to make a move, as Zane did the same for Artemis. As they both realized none was going to fight, they placed their weapons back where they were and stood at each toher, ready if one made a move. Zane was the first to speak.

"Artemis. I have a lot to tell you. A lot to show."

"As if I would listen to what a monster like you had to say."

"Listen and well you should. I am not here to fight you. I have gained too much power to do such a lowly act such as that. I am here to tell you your story. Arteis, it's time you learned the truth about your past."

"You know nothing about my past."

"Ah but i do. Let me start with something simple to prove to you of my knowledge. Artemis, your real name is Jonthan Ethral. Former General of the Tulian Army."

Artemis had a confused look on his face. Zane smirked. Ready to tell more.

"John, you were one of my greatest allies. Ready to fight the Impure at a moment's notice. But that changed after the Purity incident. The explosion was within a blast radius that you were caught in. Your body was severly damaged. In order to save you, the highly trained medical experts hired by me, created an android form for you. But knowing the trauma that comes with this thing, we had to wipe your memory. We decided to give you a new one and make you a Sleeper Agent for the Tulian army. Never knowing his true purpose until he was told. Now Artemis, i have but one more question for you. Are you ready to be told?"

Artemis looks at Zane coldly, while astonished with the knowledge Zane gave, Artemis knew it was true. His sensors would be able to tell if Zane was lying. Zane wasn't. So Artemis stood. He began to respond. But before he could speak, the image cuts to black.

END OF EPISODE 1.

Purity.

Yes i'm holding a contest. Really simple one at that. All you have to do is this:

I need a banner for Purity. I have none. So do me a favor, and make a banner. You can use whatever tules (pun intended) you like. Deadline is next Friday (Christmas Morning). Just make sure it has Purity on it. I don't care what else is there.

E-Mail your banners to me at:

zamxus@gmail.com

I will take urls or images. Preferably Urls.

Winner gets their banner put up here, a mention in my Christmas Blog, and a preview of a secret project i'm working on.

I feel like crap. My throat's on fire, my head hurts, my shoulders feel like i hit them with a mallet, and i feel like throwing up (hence the title.)

So, before i go to my bed to lie down, here's my Update.

My Life:

Nothin' much new. Besides getting sick last night.

Purity:

Purity Episode 1 Finale will be up Saturday if nothing comes up. (So have your Fingers Crossed)

Purity Episode 2 will focus completly on Zamxus and Beegk's battle and Artemis's past.

Season 2 of Purity has been written.

I do take Character suggestions people. You can PM me something you want me to do with your character.

Other:

Not sure what to put here. The things above were pretty much it.

So here's My question to YOU!!

Describe the Worst Time you were sick.

MY ANSWER:

That would be when i was 8 years old and I drank some bad milk and ate a cold pizza (not a good combination) I was throwing up all day, night, and day again. Plus i had the runs so i was actually SLEEPING in the bathroom.

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.
~Leonardo Da Vinci

"I WILL NOT LOSE!! I WON'T!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

"Deal with it Tyrant. You lose."

"no."

They were battling. Zane and the mysterious entity that had possessed Blake. Zane's coat was torn and his body was beaten. The Entity stood over him. Barely scratched. Zane's body began to exhibit a dark aura. It continued to flow, until it finally overtook him, creating a huge blast. The Entity jumped back, confused by what was going on. Suddenly Zane emerged from the columns of darkness. His hair was completely black, his coat had been replaced by a black leather-like jacket. Standing before the Entity, was another. With power much greater than Zane's.

"It's good to see you again. Beegk."

"Can't say the same to you. Brother Zamxus"

"What say we end this argument once and for all?

"Bring it."

Beegk stuck his fingers up and made a signal that implied "bring it on". Zamxus nodded and put his fist up. They charged at each other. A flash of light appears before they collide. It overtakes the whole viewpoint. On it, a word appears.

PURITY.

If you look at my banner. You'll see it says Sarcasm. Just another Service I offer. If you actually know me, then you know this is true.

If you look at the image on my profile next to my message. It says TWILIGHT SUCKS. Deal With It.

If you look at my avatar. You will see it is awesome.

Back on track though.

Recently in MY LIFE!!!

I just got a weekend job as a waiter. Pays well, considering that i don't pay bills.

I just got Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks and plan to review it soon.

Other UPDATES!!!!!!!

Purity Chapter 3. Episode 1 Finale will be up sometime between Friday Night and Sunday Morning.

People are dissapearing. Then again, i'm not one to talk on that subject.

Marshmallows are awesomely delicious.

I have recently become addicted to Lay's Potato Chips

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I AM WRITING A MINI-SERIES!! *applause* The preview will be up shortly.

"FRIENDS, CHILDREN, FOLLOWERS ALIKE. TODAY IS A NEW DAY!!!"

Zane said on his balcony. Appearing like a kind Adolf Hitler he stood with his hands behind his back, and a tone that showed kindness on his face, but it is unknown if his expression hides a dark agenda. Meanwhile in the slums christiened "Impure City", many gather toward the few televisions the people of the slums have gathered together. And they watch th man who previously ruled over them in their childhoods.

"Today marks the beginning of Secret Operation: TEARS. Due to fear of spies,I cannot reveal it to you now. But soon my comrades."

"What a load of bull. That guy has nothing for us. He'd sooner kill us to get what he wants."

Said the most unexpected person of all. Blake. Zane leapt from his balcony, and rushed towards Blake, grabbing him by the neck.

"Do You Have a Problem with my methods? Runt?!"

"Actually, yeah."

When the words emerged from his lips, a bolt of lightning came and enveloped him in its burning embrace. Blake was no more. There stood another. A god from Planet Tule. Beegk.

"I DO. Runt."

SEVEN DAYS EARLIER...

Zane hunts down a man-like creature. It is a man, but his skin is blue and his expression is always prideful. Zane captures him.

"And with that, i have 4. The Tears of Darkness are elusive. But soon they all will be mine."

Zane returned to his castle. He places a jar-like thing into a humongus container. The camera pans out to reveal 7 containers just like the first. Four are red, The other Three on the other hand. Are blue. Zane leaves the room, the energies from the Tear called Pride had been extracted. He was done for the day.

MEANWHILE

In Impure City, a humanoid walks among the others. But he is not like them. His name is Artemis. And he, is an android. He heads to the surface, with a target in his memory. His target you ask? Blake.

"You will not elude me this time. I am one step above you."

His tone was serious and cold. It's unknown how long he has been doing what he's doing. But obviously, it's taken its toll. Who knows if these two (Zane and Artemis) will succeed in their individual missions. And just what ARE the tears of Darkness? Find out on the Episode Finale of Purity Episode 1. Ultimatum. Coming this saturday.

End of Chapter 2.

SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

IT'S SNOWING!!!!!

Man i love the snow. Cold, no sun, you're actually ALLOWED to play in it. Yup i've loved snow ever since i was a kid.

Back on track. Let's start with Purity.

Purity Chapter 2 is postponed until tommorow. Lemme tell you why.

It's my older sister's 17th Birthday. Which means that there's gonna be a party. Which means no computer all night. Which means no Purity tonight. Sorry.

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Anyway....I've got about 20 minutes until the first guests get here sooooo.

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

SNOW HERE I COME!!!

Hello Mind-Slaves. It's your favorite Reaper back from Florida.

Ahh the Sunniness of Florida. Delicious Food, Great Service. So what better way to spend the entire week in Florida, THEN PLAYING MODERN WARFARE 2 ON PS3!!

Seriously though. That's my highlight. Florida was about in Fall as warm as Jersey in Springtime. Which is pretty cool.

Let's see. The next chapter of Purity Episode 1 will be out soon enough. Lemme just get some free time on my hands to post it and re-edit it.

I want to show you some ideas involving Purity:

Purity. The Video Game. Fight as your favorite Purity Characters, including some scrapped in the pre-writing. This is pretty much like Dragon Ball Raging Blast and Kingdom Hearts put together. I plan on making the animations soon and programming them will be hell. Still thanks to my good friends at Yoyogames.com, the programming and debugging SHOULD be easy.

Purity. Season 2: Planet of Purity. In the Second Season of Purity, Planet Tule is in jeopardy. The reason? A new planet has suddenly appeared with the exact same mass as Planet Tule, causing both to stop in their orbits and sure enough, head on a collision course. Can the Planet's greatest heroes and villains stop this crisis? Or will they fall prey to the new Planet's customs. Secrets about Purity will be revealed. On Planet EARTH.

That's it. So tell me what you think. Chapter 2 will be out sometime this week. Probably Saturday morning. Season 1 will be 5 episodes long and about 12 to 15 chapters.

So from me to you, Happy Belated Thanksgiving. (For those of you who've known me long, you know that this is my least favorite holiday)

Good luck with the Christmas Shopping. Suckers.

-Zane.

PS. I got mine done on Black Friday. As soon as the clock struck 12 noon on the day before, i was at Wal-Mart camping out with a boatload of presents to buy. But i had to go in first to buy myself a sleeping bag (which i returned when i finished with it.) And some snacks. Anyway, point is i got my presents bought to avoid the embarrasing moment where the recepient opens a last minute gift and hates you for the rest of your life. Or until next christmas. Whichever comes first.

If you haven't seen Purity, the episode's right below this blog. So look at it IMMEDIATLY.

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OK. Now then.

I recently got some new stuff. Watched a movie. You know, the works.

Anyways. I decided to review the new stuff.

To start off:

SCRIBBLENAUTS REVIEW.

SUMMARY: The essence of all life, Starites, have been scattered across the world of ScribbleNauts. Now Maxwell, the main character, must collect them by solving puzzles and/or avoiding obstacles.

REVIEW: Scribblenauts has a ton of potential, but only if you know how to unlock it. For example, you might want to ride a Dragon. But instead of sitting down and letting you ride it, the dragon attacks you. Instead of crying and trying again, you have to put a saddle on the dragon, get on it, then give it meat until it sleeps. Wake it up and boom. Back on topic, Scribblenauts is a game that not only shows your imagination's limits, but your logic as well. Because Scribblenauts can be played 3 ways, this review is split into 3 sections:

PUZZLE MODE: Probably the most fun mode that will advance the story. Puzzle mode is, in a nutshell, a mode of play in which you must use the items you create to solve Puzzles. The hints the game gives you are better titled as Instructions, as they are way too specific to be hints. Overall it's fun and comedic. 5/5

ACTION MODE: Sucks. Simple as that. Items are pretty much useless in this mode. All you have to do is avoid obstacles and get to the Starite. There's almost no fun in this mode. 1/5

PLAYGROUND MODE: Definetly the most fun mode in the game. In this mode, you have no objectives. All you do is create items and have fun with them. There's no time limit and no limit to items you can create. 6/5

CONTROLS: This is where the game gets sloppy. You walk, fly, run, and jump by using the touch screen and tapping where you want to go. Half the time Maxwell just flops around unable to do anything. And the other half he jumps into pits. Trust me, you're better off giving yourself wings and flying wherever you need to go. 2/5

FUN: Tons of Fun. It's fun to just write words and watch the item appear right in front of you. 6/5

FINAL VERDICT: ScribbleNauts is tons of fun, but can get annoying at times. Final Score: 4.5/5

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MARIO AND LUIGI: BOWSER'S INSIDE STORY

Summary: When a mysterious illness called the "Blorbs" hits the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario and Luigi are called to a meeting to talk about a cure. Bowser crashes the party, and is defeated easily thanks to Mario and a new companion called Starlow's power of wishing. While in the woods, Bowser is offered a "Lucky Shroom" by a Mysterious Vendor. Who reveals himself to be FAWFUL from SuperStar Saga. The Lucky Shroom turns out to be an INHALE SHROOM. Which causes Bowser to go into a frenzy, head to Peach's castle (after inhaling a hell of a lotta enemies, PIPES (which become important to teh story) and items) and inhale Peach, Starlow, Toadsworth, Mario, Luigi, and every other Toad in town. Now Mario and Luigi must work together (in secret) with Bowser to stop Fawful from taking over the Mushroom Kingdom.

Review: Overall. A good game. The only flaw is the leveling system, which is REALLY Unequal for the 3 characters. With Bowser being overpowered and leveling up after fighting just one of the enemies he fights (and inhales for the Bros. to fight) and the Bros. leveling up only after fighting about 100 enemies or a boss.

Controls: Just perfect. You move with the D-Pad. Bowser is always on the top screen and the bros are on the bottom. You control either one by pressing their respective buttons. (X or Y for Bowser, A or B for the Bros.) Special attacks are activated on the field by pressing R then pressing the respective button. In battle, the controls get a little trickier but nothing big. You hit the command block you want to use with your button (A for Mario, B for Luigi, X for Bowser) and then you can do extra damage by pressing the button again at the right time. 5/5

Final Verdict: Fun and Amusing. The bosses aren't as difficult as Partners in Time nor as frustrating. Final Score: 6/5

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New Moon.

Summary: The sequel to Twilight has Edward leaving Bella and Werewolves coming into the storyline. Hu-Ray. *sarcasm*

Review: As crappy as it is, it is a lot better the nthe first movie. But, all of the fanservice for girls is just out of line. With a guy six-pack flashing the audience every 5 minutes. *shivers* SPOILER The movie ends with Edward proposing to Bella and then it cuts to black like the Sopranos. Which makes anyone in the audience feel stupid.

Character Development: Too much and then not enough at the same time. 2/5

Action: Barely any. 1/5

Comedy: None. 0/5

Final Verdict: A not-as crappy sequel to a crappy movie. Such a dissapointment considering the awesome book series. *sigh* At least the Werewolves looked awesome. Final Score: 1.5/5

Purity

"Is that supposed to be a joke?"

He said. The man couldn't have been older then 19. With white hair riddled with black highlights. He was wearing a black and white coat along with a blindfold. Near him was another teenager. Around the same age. He had messy brown hair, and ripped up clothes. He was wearing a bandana.

"Maybe. Is there a cookie involved?"

"You and your jokes!!!"

He raised his sword, ready to plunge it into his foe. But this story is for another day. Let's go back a while.

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A Beach. The sand is blue. The water is red. Adults are laying down on towels suntanning. They're as human as you or I. The only difference is a white streak through their hairs. As the view shifts, soldiers are seen outside the beach, the city, and the border. They appear to be looking for something. Their uniforms are pure white. Their guns are red, with white markings. There were no jungles on Planet Tule. (Tool) There was no point in having camoflauge. In another city, the capital city, a flag flies high. Nearby, a crowd forms outside a castle. Then steps out, the man with white hair. He stands on a balcony, with his hands behind his back. In the crowd are two normal kids. Their names are Brandom French and Blake Beck. Blake's black hair is only disturbed by the white streak going through it, his eyes are brown and he, like everyone there, is wearing a white shirt and pants. Brandon had curly hair shaped almost like an afro, with the same white streak and brown eyes.

"Hello Dear Friends. The time is upon us. LET THE EXECUTION BEGIN!!!"

The crowd cheers. Everyone there turns around. Blake looks at Brandon.

"An execution?"

"Well, yeah. They caught an Impure."

"Whoa. Really?"

"Just look."

The man that sat in the chair on the large pedestal looked normal. His hair had no white streak, and he was wearing what looked to be rags. He was full of scars and dirt, and he appeared to be a Rambo-$tyle soldier.

"This is an example. Any Impure who tresspasses on the land of Purity, WILL BE EXECUTED!!!"

The Crowd cheers again. Nearby, in the shadows, a figure stands in a dark robe. She has a hood covering her face, but the body type suggests that she is female. She leaps forward, almost dissapearing. In the open, an executioner is about to pull the lever on the chair, executing the Impure. Suddenly, he is knocked unconcious. Standing over him is the figure. She pulls off her hood. Revealing a face much like the Impure man's in the sense of scarring and dirt. She has dark purple hair and blue eyes. She turns toward the balcony, and heads for it. The man in black and white steps to the side, and the figure appears next to him. He turns to her.

"Hello. Katherine."

"Don't give me your crap Zane. You know why i'm here."

"I do......"

A sword appears in Zane's hand. It is red with black vines wrapping around it. At the handle, there is a closed eye.

"But, I'm not planning on dying anytime soon."

"Good. I need a workout."

In Katherine's hands, two daggers appear. They are blue, with the image of a flame on the blade.

"Let's end this, My Sweet."

"SHUT UP!!"

She leaps at Zane. Who easily moves out of the way. The crowd runs for cover, knowing how powerful the two combatants could become.

"I tried to save you from this fate. But you chose to stay with your vermin friends."

"Vermin? Is that what you're calling us now?"

"Is that supposed to be a joke?"

"No. It's a question."

"ENOUGH OF THIS"

He leaps at her. She blocks using her daggers and parries the attack. They each leap backward, landing on top of two opposite buildings.

"I never wanted this to happen."

"Then you should've thought about it before you forced the Impure to run and hide."

"SHUT UP!!!"

They leap at each other. Each time clashing with each other and causing whole explosions. As the battle continues, homes are destroyed along with roads. Zane stands on a building again. Katherine, on the ground.

"Time to end this pitiful squarrel."

Zane reached his hand up, collecting a ton of white energy into his palm. He aimed it at Katherine who attempted to dodge it. Zane kept his hand steady on a collision course with Katherine. He fired. The Blast destroys the entire road, and everything on it. Zane jumps down, and looks for a corpse. He finds nothing.

"And good riddance."

Zane heads home. Nearby, Katherine pushes a rock off of her. And leaves. In her hand, she holds what appears to be a GPS, on it, a red dot is moving away from the central square. The device is a tracer.

"Phase One completed Sir. Heading home."

Katherine said into an earpiece. Then she silently took her leave.

To be Continued in Chapters 2 and 3.

Purity....