I bet by now that you guys have noticed that I'm not on very often anymore. I'm very busy these days and have hardly any fun time. As a matter of fact, I just finished writing an essay five minutes ago. And I thought that the end of the school year was supposed to be fun. I won't be able to continue the question of the weeks for a while. When I'm less busy, I'll tell you guys, but I think that my family and I have to go to China this summer or something. Just fantastic...

Try to have fun without me...like that will ever happen.

Question: I fly, but have no wings. I breathe, but contain no beak. What am I?

Answer: A person.

They breathe without a beak and they fly a plane.

Tayuri2 got this correct, so Tayuri shall now be honored in my hall of fame.

I think this a rather easy one, but you never know.

Question: I fly, but have no wings. I breathe, but contain no beak. What am I?

I just got back from the optometrist. In my defense, I shall use the quote:

Glasses are for cool people.

We were discussing black holes in science yesterday. You know that these days, just saying the word 'black' is considered racist(it's just a widely known joke). Here's the dialogue:

me: Hmmm...Black holes.
Louis: Stop being so racist.
me: Fine. "African American" holes.
Louis: Uh...
me: If there are "African American" holes, do you think that there are "Caucasian" holes?
Louis: Never mind.
(10 minutes later)
Carey: I'm just trying to answer the questions about black holes.
me: *gasp*
Dario: Stop being so racist Carey!
me: I know! We call them African American holes!
Dario: Don't you mean African holes?
me: Maybe.
Dario: So racist...

Disclaimer:

That whole incident was not intentionally racist. It's just that many things are considered racist these days and people in my grade like to overreact more than others these days.

Also, if anyone I know happens to read this, I didn't do it!!!

gotta get back to my stupid homework...

Question:
Man #3: You approach two men. You reach a dead end and are trying to figure out whether to take the path on the left of the fork in this road or the path on the right of the fork in this road.
*after a whispering discussion between the two men*
Man #1: According to what my partner says, you should take the path on left.
Man #2: According to what my partner says, you should take the path on the right.
Man #3: Obvioudly, Man #1 or Man #2 is lying. Which man do you trust?

Answer:
Don't trust man #1, 2, and 3.

Dead ends don't have forks in the road. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a dead end. They're all lying. Some of you didn't trust #1(I think), some didn't trust #2, some didn't trust both, but none of you guys mistrusted all of them.