Talking Sh!t about a Pretty Sunset
Status: naked and smelling good from venezian facemask
Ciao!
So alot of crap happened, good and bad
mostly good.
and this is alot longer than I had expected
you can just skim the boring parts, lol.. ![]()




In my last blog I completely forgot to mention that I had rats as pets during the schoolyear
We werent allowed to have pets on the school though, but luckily Lou got her apartment
so in january, the day before she moved in, we bought Buffy Gaylord Pjevs Hans-Nielsen
(R.I.P. girl) Buffy had a baby with her but it died after a week. In april Lou bought another rat Basse (male) and we had an arrangement with my brother that he would buy the babies to feed his snake, and when Buffy got pregnant he had sold his snake and we started to panic. 1st of may the babies were born, and we tried to sell them for weeks but ended up only selling one. So Lou took action and we decided to give the ratbabies to the crocodilezoo. Apparently Lou had gotten tired of Buffy so she also gave away Buffy
I was pretty mad about that but we are good now.
During the year I had a girlinterest but she turned out to be an **** so thats that.
In june, the week before we finished school, Olivia (Oj) held a party
and that was one crazyass party, first we drank a little, then I gave Oj her birthday present which was homemade special brownies
apparently everyone loved them haha. As the night went on, I had a trampolineaccident where Mark cracked my pants (you dont want to know how) so pretty much everyone saw my underwear that night and I smoked bong upstairs with Dikte damn that was fun
and alot of other sh!t happened
definitely a night to remember.
In july I was staying in a beachhouse with Lou and Milla
Milla and I drank every. Wednesday we bqq'ed and Lou's little sister and her boyfriend and Michelle showed up
we had a great time, sharing all sorts of personal embarassing stuff while halfdrunk.
After the beachouse, I got picked up by my dad, his girlfriend and her kids. And we drove to Italy!
sitting in a car with my stepsiblings for 31 hours wasnt fun though, jesus... I thought me and my brother used to fight alot but it was nothing compared to this, sometimes I just wanted to take one to beat the other with, ugh. Jeff who is 15, showed me his new tattoo, I think he was trying to impress me but really this is just weak, I get if you want a tattoo and if you want it so badly then wait 3 years. Anyways we arrived to Italy and WOW it was so beautiful
! especially our trip to Venice was incredible, the city in general is really romantic and enchanting. We went to the beach everyday there while I read Harry Potter book 6 and 7
and I thought it was impossible to get a colour but I actually got a bit brown (goldish)
so now I kinda have the normal caucasian skincolour haha, plus alot of freckles.
The pizza there is amazing, mmm.. but its nothing compared to their icecream
I mean really.. icecreamgasm x 10.
On our trip home I bought booze and candy for Pride week (including my birthday) but when I got home all of my friends except Lou cancelled
they couldnt afford it, even though theyve known about it for a year.. Lou couldnt make it there until wednesday so I was alone in my dad's apartment half of the week, at least my dad visited me
but only really cuz hes paranoid and thinks Im depressed and going to kill myself. Haha but Im glad he came, he also apologised for being an **** for the last 7 years
so thats good.



When Lou came wednesday we had a really girly day, we fixed nails, put on facemasks and rented dvds
the first we saw was The boy in striped pyjamas, which was.. really sad but a great movie starring David Thewlis, the second was The House Bunny and it was hilarious we laughed our asses of
and the last was Zack and Miri make a porno, which didnt really live up to our expectations but it was funny.
Friday we went to Copenhagen
we kinda got lost trying to find Pride Square, so we ate some Ben and Jerry icecream on a bench and next to us was a woman who looked like she hadnt showered in years, and suddenly after talking to herself alot, she got up and peed right behind the bench, Im not sure if she did more because, Lou and I practiaclly ran away from there. Two guys, one them pretty hot, stopped us to ask where some location was, I explained it to him and he asked us to come over later to party
haha but I said no. And finally we found Pride Square, it was much bigger than last year
and I bought 2 t-shirts and a lighter for you where it said: Im looking for the pot at the end of the rainbow (I think, Lol)
alot of people thought me and Lou were girlfriends hahah *shivers* ew. We bought some booze and sat and enjoyed the day
Saturday we got all dressed up in rainbow things (presents from Hotstuff!
) and we were wearing our new t-shirts
we met up in Copenhagen with a couple of friends and had tons of fun watching the Parade
it was really beautiful here you can look at pictures
After the parade I met Mark and his boyfriend, I chose to ignore the idiot after he "because he didnt have money" cancelled my birthday and prideweek. We got back to my dad's apartment and had fun catching up, It was good seeing Tulle (Karoline) again
and Jonas of course. At 11.30 pm we decided to go home, so I spend my first two hours as 18, on a train with Lou and Oj haha
it was alright even though we almost got a ticket.. When I got home at 1.30 am my mom had my presents on the table
they were all in pink
but oh well. I unpacked and it was a really nice night
. Later that day my grandparents came, so that was alright..I got a birthday blog from Hotstuff!
and alot of congrats
so thanks guys.
Monday Lou, my bro and I went to the movies to see the new Potter movie, and it was good.
Lou, Mark and I had huge fights a couple of days ago and its.. not good. Me and Mark have made up, sorta.. But they havent.
Oh and yesterday I had a Twitterwedding with Hotstuff
Jay (lazyjay) was the minister
it was great! Thanks alot Jay and other people attending.
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Tomorrow Im starting a new school, where I make money as I go there
my subjects are only cooking and math, so thats fantastic
Anyways that was it.. Have a nice week
lol just kidding
Ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the strange
Status: Freaked out about another stupid spider running around in my room! that and being sick ![]()
HEY everyone!..:D
or the one person who'll be reading this.. lol
Im back after.. what a year
aside from the bday blog to Hotstuff.

alrightypoo, recap time
(warning, its fracking long!)
So I just finished the year at the Design School, and Ive got to say, that it was all my mom's money worth.
Not only did I gain another best friend (Lou) and a whole bunch of other friends, I got to party like crazy, dye my hair blonde, be really lazy in school but still pass all of my exams and go to Berlin! Holy Christmastree, what a year!
(insert bunny here)
Lou and I got really close especially since my other best friend Michelle was in school twice a month.
But I get her.. she has problems, it still sucks though. I got a whole bunch of new friends, we were all pretty close at my school
but now we are spread all over the country
.. Im gonna miss Camilla's whipped cream kisses and great hugs, Cat flashing her boobs all the time and grabbing mine :'(, Jonas annoying me with his mangatalk, Tulle with her secret lesbianism and just all of the other crazy people :'( Luckily my best friends Michelle, Lou and Mark live nearby me
Omg I have never partied this much as this school year, we had "Drinking Wednesdays" lmao, it was awesome, it all happened at school and we didnt get caught! Those teachers were so dumb, but actually really sweet, I cant believe Im saying this, but Im gonna miss them too
.
Ive dyed my hair 3 times during this school, first light brown, then dark brown, and now Im a blondie. Woot..
This schoolyear I didnt really do anything besides painting and having drama clss (my hippie drama teacher loved me!
) but I blame it on drinking wednesdays because I always had the important subjects thursday haha. Anyways my exams went great
I got 7 in danish oral, 10 in danish writing, 7 in oral math, 7 in writing math, 10 in oral english and 12 in writing english
haha most who isnt from Denmark is probably confused, but our grades are like this, from lowest to highest score: -3, 00, 02, 4, 7, 10, 12
.
OH and the trip to Berlin, omg.. it was so awesome.. The day before we went to Berlin, Lou and I baked a cake,
and this was a ...special banana cake.. Ive never EVER been this baked, I thought I was going to die and the day after I was almost unable to walk, so Lou practially carried me to the bus
it wasnt till like 2or3 days later I was "normal" again.. it was a very effective cake.. hahaha.. Berlin is such a beautiful and interesting city, lots of history , we bicycled throughtout some of town, and just had tons of fun.
Last thursday, we had a gala (like a prom or a ball) so I went to buy a pretty black dress and sh*t and everyone was like
haha I was outside entertaining Lou while she was smoking, and she told me I had been nominated as prom queen, First I was like... what.. cuz I didnt even know we had prom queen and king, and after a couple of seconds, I couldnt stop laughing my ass off.. Lou started teasing me, but thank god I didnt win.. anyways I had a great night! and the day after we had to say goodbye to eachother, people were crying and stuff, it was very emotional..
So that was school, Im glad to be back here for a while but Ill be gone most of july, cuz first Im going to a beachhouse with my friends, then Im going to Italy with my dad and his new girlfriend + kids and then Im going to GAY PRIDE!! wooot! This time not alone, thank buddha.. Im having my 18th birthday there
I cant wait, its gonna be so amazing. I dont wanna be 18 though.. 17 is much better. Although I do get a car license as a present from my mom, dad, stepdad and dad's girlfriend..
its very expensive here around 15.000 kroner which is around 3000 dollars.
and Im getting a tattoo and blue hair soon
yay..

Ive had the flue for a few days now and it was funny, Earlier today I was sitting in a chair in my garden, reading Harry Potter.. and I had a coughattack right.. and then Marco (my cat) who was sitting next to me in a chair... started sneezing like crazy ... I asked him if he was okay.. and he didnt even look at me and just went to sleep. That cat hates me.
Oh and my cherrytree is fileld with cherries and they are done soon! but Im kinda scared.. since well the last time I ate one, it had an alive worm inside of it. *shivers* ew..
My obsession with Hilarie, Im afraid, has almost died out :'( OTH season 5 and 6 were so crappy I couldnt take it anymore. Thank you Mark for making that wonderful character and then ruining her :'( at least I have found love in Eliza from Dollhouse, and Naomily from Skins
..
Alright shut up already..
Sorry for the long blog...
anyways have a nice week and summer vacation!! *waves*
Episode of the day: last two eppies of Weeds
Food: Vanilla Icecream
Song: Jimmy Eat World - Disintegration
Movie: Underworld 3




As life gets longer, Awful feels softer (Happy birthday Hotstuff!!)
This blog is for my hotstuff (Jenn aka JennaNJ) ![]()
¡Feliz cumpleaños!
Te amo
Even though your day has already begun, I hope itll be filled with happiness, cause you certainly deserve it
its your 24th birthday!!
I know youre freaking out about the age.. but no worries if you get senile and wrinkly.. Ill still be there
I have found pictures of some of your favourite things and ...others xD
first of all, its not a real birthday without an online cake ![]()

mmmmmmm........
Now something for M&M to be jealous of

Its awesome with cake.. but come on, is it really a party without booze and your favourite food ![]()


here ya go
... better drink up boozy.. just dont go too much near a camera... I know how you get after a shot ![]()
and last.. Ive known you for almost a whole year now, and Ive been there when youve made good AND bad decisions... and I want to mention the worst one youve ever made..
of course Im talking about the decision to buy the infamous book by Stephanie Meyer... Twilight.. but even things like this wont make me stop loving you .. xD...So here you go, you pretty ass girl...
and now for some memories... for example: your everlasting love "obsession" for Spashley (the comp and the couple
)
The hotel Hotstuff releasing its inner rainbow... hahahah
The cure... the times back at so much drama ![]()
The start of our Placebo obsession
that was an awesome summer..!
Gay baby test xD lmao reminds me that youre a 5'er... hahaha... good times
Birthdaygirl, I hope you liked it
Most Love...
Cookie (Elle)

Where do circles begin?
Sooo.... Very long time no blog
its been what... 2-3 months.. ![]()
I missed blogging here, since its kinda like a diary for me, anywho the reason I havent been here, is because I started at a new school...
..
I started at the school the 1st of september on a VERY short notice (I had been begging my mom for a week and she finally caved
) and on the same day I moved to the school. The school is a designschool so my subjects there are Art, Lifeknowledge, Drama, Math, Danish and English xD nope not alot and the best part is that its on a 10th grade level
.
On the school I live together with one of my bff's Michelle
.. and a new (well not so new now) friend Louise and we have our own little apartment with kitchen, bathroom and two rooms, me and Michelle share the biggest and its seriously the coolest place ever there are always tons of people in our room. My gayflag and other cool posters are there too
.. Michelle also has her hugeass flatscreen tv there!
We've had ALOT of parties and smoked weed many times and we kinda got caught once but it was one of the younger teachers so we didnt get in trouble
woo.. I think we have broken about every single rule at the school. Damn its fun to be a teen.
but the downside to the school is, theres no internet connection, so that pretty much sucks ass esp since Ive gotten really close to Hotstuff..
I also got a new crush at the school
.. shes straight and has a boyfriend (hes the school whore) so that might be a slight problem and I dont believe theres a chance in hell that something will happen but I still cant help liking her.
A couple of weeks ago one of the girls flashed me
it was really awkward but she had nice boobs xD and she suggested that we should have sex lots of times
haha shes hilarious.
A while after I had moved, my mom moved to her boyfriend's house and its a really nice place so that good, I guess.
My dad has a new girlfriend, someone from work, and my stepsister (his previous wife's daughter) still lives with him and Im glad she does, instead of with that crazy mother.
He seems to be happy so Im happy for him even though hes in big financial trouble (REAL BIG).
I also dyed my hair
.. 3 times I think.. First medium brown it looked wierd
then dark brown
.. and it looked okay and now highlights.. I miss my red hair though. ![]()
and a bit over two weeks ago I got a tonguepiercing
! It didnt hurt and Im loving it!!
4 days ago I became a vegitarian, lets see how long that'll last :-/
haha
I gotta say this YAY OBAMA! thank buddha he won ![]()
but WTH is up with California!? now Im hearing that gay people arent allowed to get married there anymore! WTF!!! This is pissing me off.
Sorry, alot of rant lol
.. have a nice weekend
I dont understand your heart, its easier to be apart.
Blogtitle: Keane - We Might As Well Be Strangers... seriously love this song..
Status: Worried.. ![]()
So a whole ass lot of things has happened lately.. (warning long blog) ![]()
A bit over a week ago it was my birthday
.. I was at my dads and I had good bday. Hotstuff called me
.. and she actually said "Jeg elsker dig" woot.. and her and Kitten both made happy bday blogs
it was awesome. Thanx guys.
Last Thursday my friends and I were having a small party. We bought soo much booze hahaa. (for the first time I didn't have to pay! So yay!!)
We started off talking, listening to music and put on Titanic (by request of Michelle) haha I know fitting for a party, but I got to drool over Kate Winslet. Haha then we played a drinking game.. and I got really really drunk. I actually called Hotstuff
! Don't remember much of what we talked about though.. haha.. damnit. And then I started txting her.. A word of advice txting and drinking IS NOT a good idea.
Anyways I got sick and walked all the way home very drunk.
Saturday I had my second bday party
(at my moms). And I got a lot of money
blablah..
Monday my dad txt me and said hes getting a divorce. I feel bad for him although his wife is a whore.
Yesterday my bro was visiting. He had just been through something pretty upsetting, (which is why I'm worried) so I wanted to take his mind of things and I invited him to go see The Dark Knight, which was incredible, I didn't expect it to be this good since I'm not the biggest batman fan. And when we got home I got a b*tching from my mom blablah. Then we watched Shakespeare in Love, I love that movie ![]()

And Friday I'm going to pride, although there has been some changes. My mom, Michelle and maybe even Mark isn't coming. My mom cant afford it, Michelle is going to something else
and Mark just found of that his school is having a cabin trip but hes trying to figure things out. I'm going whether they are coming or not, it just kinda sucks.
Plus I'm having a little girl trouble as usual but this time it just didn't work out, too many problems but Im alright.
So that was about it.. sorry for the slightly depressing blog.
A "new" band I have learned to love A Perfect Circle
. The Noose is one of my faves
And some Spashley loving
"A glooming peace this morning with it brings
The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head.
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things.
Some shall be pardoned, and some punished.
For never was a story of more regret
than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet."
^^ I love this quote

Anyways have a nice week ![]()



