1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol last longer)
3. Thou shall not steal from k-mart. (Wal Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has
more money)
6. Thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip klass. (just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in klass. (hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike says just do it)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)

mwahah!! which is your favourite? xD
For me, it's probably #5