After months of trying I have finally become an editor of..

"The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix

I hope to get other people in the future but for now she will be just fine.

Have you ever wanted to break in to other people's houses but just couldn't find a way without it being noticed or causing a big mess, well now thanks to this Ohio news report you can go straight through the front door.

Lock Bumping

Now at the end it tells you that you can prevent this by getting a certain lock but that's not going to stop every single criminal who has access you the internet that can watch that video. I understand that you want to help protect people but airing a video like that is going to cause more harm than good. What are they going to do next, show people how to break into cars and then at the end of the video(which by the way if you want to learn how to break into a car once they tell you in the first 30 seconds you have no reason to stick around and watch the end so the report is pointless) how to prevent your car from being broken into?????

I heard on the radio the other day that Maxim had put out a list naming the 5 unsexiest women alive and I thought they were pretty funny so I'd post it in a blog.

5. Britney Spears

- Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet

- Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

4. Madonna

- Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle

- Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

3. Sandra Oh

- Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Grey´s Anatomy

- Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.

2. Amy Winehouse

- Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Onstage, offstage, and in the tabloids aftercleaving herself and her husband

- Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nestmane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!"

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Sarah Jessica Parker

- Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Sex and the City, Failure to Launch, Honeymoon in Vegas

- Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-facedbroad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.

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Well there you have it folks, the 5 most unsexiest women alive today, if you disagree or think someone should be taken off in place of someone else tell me about it in a comment.

Here is my Armageddon review;

(1) MVP vs. REY MYSTERIO -- U.S. Title match

WINNER: Mysterio via intentional countout in 10:00 so MVP retained the title. Solid opener, it was a good match and the finish was flat, but it fit the personality of MVP and "protected" Rey from doing a job. **1/4

(2) KANE & C.M. PUNK vs. BIG DADDY V & MARK HENRY (w/Matt Striker)

WINNERS: BDV & Henry in 11:00. What you'd expect from this. Punk showed good energy and fire against the two massively larger opponents. Everyone put in an honest effort, but those middle minutes dragged. *

(3) MR. KENNEDY vs. SHAWN MICHAELS

WINNER: Michaels in 15:00. Very good match. Not great, but very good, especially the final few minutes with near falls. The finish played nicely into the effects of Michaels working over Kennedy's arm in the first half of the match. ***1/2

(4) TRIPLE H vs. JEFF HARDY -- For a World Title shot at Royal Rumble

WINNER: Hardy in 19:00. Excellent match. The match told a great story that totally fit the characters in the match. One of Hunter's best matches in awhile. ****

(5) THE GREAT KHALI vs. FINLAY (w/Hornswoggle)

WINNER: Finlay in 6:00. Actually passable, not counting the three minute nerve hold in the middle. So, in other words, lousy. The finish was probably a crowd pleaser for those who didn't go to the concession stand or bathroom at the start. 1/2*

(6) RANDY ORTON vs. CHRIS JERICHO -- WWE Title match

WINNER: Jericho via DQ in 15:00. Good match. The finish, was the way to keep the belt on Orton, let Jericho save face (as a loss to a heel Orton this soon after his return would really be a momentum killer and establish him as a second-tier player right away), and helped transition into the JBL-Jericho feud. ***1/4

(7) BETH PHOENIX vs. MICKIE JAMES -- Women's Title match

WINNER: Glamazon in 6:00 to retain the Women's Title. The match was decent and at least Mickie got in a good amount of offense. The finish really came out of nowhere, which isn't bad thing now and then, but it hurt this match. *

( 8 ) BATISTA vs. EDGE vs. UNDERTAKER -- World Title match

WINNER: Edge in 13:00. Ok match in that it seemed they had ten more minutes in them without overstaying their welcome, as it was good while it lasted. The finish was a fun conversation-stirrer, although WWE has to watch it with the non-clean, cute finishes in World Title matches that they're selling PPVs with. **3/4

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Overall it was good PPV and highly suggest trying to watch all of it but don't go out of your way to see the ECW and Khali/Finlay matches.

Out here in Colorado I have been seeing commercials for the anti-gym and I think they are hilarious but I can see how some people would find them offensive. Now if you watch the commercial and think it's offensive then tell me about it, I want to know what people actually think about it and whether or not it's a good marketing plan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZuQM7K7ERc&feature=related

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