this, made me cry i was laughing so hard.

okay, so i was in an irc channel, and somone enabled a bot to search the urban dictionary. and just for laughs i had it search my name. it didnt disapoint.

noun; adjective; verb.
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an **** sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;

adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;

verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"

"Yeah he was really austin to me."

"Woah, look at the boy austin."

i, have not laughed so hard. evar.

a week from today i will have assassins creed 2, and its artbook/strategy guide in my hands, kissing it, massaging it....

thats right, i like to get my games in the mood before i play them.

oh, and do you know how strange it is to walk into a gamestop with a 56 year old man trailing you and your trying to say "i would like to pre order the collectors edition strategy guide for assassins creed 2.."....

the worst part is that i forgot my phone number lol...

fable 3 was announced, as anyone reading this probably knows. and this will go along with microsofts natal.. which i think will be around $400 i think. so, that $400 combined with the $80 that i will save for a limited edition of fable 3 puts me out $480.

now, $480 is a bunch of money that i need.. but thats not it!!! noooo, sony just had to come out with the wand thing for the ps3.. so i will need to get two of those, each one im guessing as $50... thats $580 dollars that i need just so i can feed my addiction!!

donations pls?

i ordered it from gamestop today im going to die of insanity (is that possible) until i have it in my hands and am kissing the ezio figure..

its not gay its manly, dont worry. i checked.

microsoft surface.... i.. just cant say anything other than

OMFG GET MEH ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but, imagine everything that people can do with this? thinking i should show my dad it lol, im sure his company could part with $12,000 so that they can have a center peice for the meeting room.