For all those interested, I just wanted to let you know I've revived my previous edition of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? and posted a brand new game over on the Fun & Games Forum. Even if you've played in the other edition or have no clue what it's even about, EVERYONE is eligable! Check it out!

I hope everyones having a great summer, and here's a quiz I stole from Ivy! (Thanks! )

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
"brother from across the courtyard. Old French songs like "Sur le pont".... from my mom's book called Sarah's Key

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A tootsie roll wrapper

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Eunice Kennedy Shriver memorial coverage

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
5:56 pm

5. What time is it really?
5:53 pm...I'm always thinking ahead! Like a carpenter...that builds stairs.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air conditioner

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A few hours ago..I went to the local pool and laid out in the beautiful sunshine!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader game!

9. What are you wearing?
Black running shorts and a nike running tank

10. Did you dream last night?
I dream every night But did I remember is the real question!

11. When did you last laugh?
Today

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Me and my siblings school pictures, a star thingy, a clock, a mirror

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My brother

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Random!

15. What is the last film you saw?
Unfortunately I was babysitting this morning so it was Barbie's 12 Dancing Princesses or something like that

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A hot tub, new house, and new clothes!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I can make a clover with my tounge?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Equal opportunities for children in all aspects of their lives.

19. Do you like to dance?
Not Really

20. George Bush:
Sucks?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Either Lily, Isabelle, Rose, Abby

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Probably Zachary

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes!

24. what do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates of heaven?
Your grandma's waiting for you right over there in the bingo hall..

Fun Fact: We're exactly a week behind the day I was born, only 19 years later.

Happy Birthday, Steve Carell!

According to IMDB, he just turned 46. Wonder if his birthday is as fun as Michael's

I have to recognize he's one of my favorite actors. He's sharing my top 3- which has no particular order, and here it is:

. Jake Gyllenhaal
. Will Ferrell
. Steve Carell

WOW!!!
Expect my "happy birthday" blog for Jake on december...

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The answer was: Daggett (from The Angry Beavers), Steve Carell (in The Anchorman), and Psyduck (from Pokemon).

Both Jeannine and Madison get half fortune cookie. The small note inside could then be "ambiguous". Like...

Be careful! You will get laid / down in a hospital bed

You might discuss to decide who gets which part.

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* My title is a tribute to: TheWineKone

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* Take care!

My computer is very mad at me and I didn't understand why until I had a epiphery. I am the worst computer owner. I am like a dog owner who makes the dog chase its tail until it is so dizzy it falls over. I just run my computer all the time and all it want's to do is die, but I won't pull the plug. I currently have300MB left on my hard drive. I remember in the good old days when I had one whole gigabyte. It's like a black whole I have no idea where all the space is going. I think it is in music. Yup I just checked every part of it is in my music. 23GB...oops. I would delete it,but that is stuff you will never get back. I can't pick and choose. How mad would the Mountain Goats be if I chose Edith Frost over them?

The worst part of this entire affair, is how sad my computer has become. The first thing my computer says to me when I turn it on in the morning isn't," Was your sleep nice?" but instead," START UP DISK IS FULL. APPLICATIONS WILL NOW FORCE QUIT." The other day I came to my computer and everything was different; the background was a default, all my files were missing, and my monitor was shaking. Made me pretty nervous. Also as I am typing this entire thing the letter are two seconds behind. So if I stop I just watch the letters type themselves. So please send all your prayers to my computer while we are going through this hard time. UGGGGGGG my computer was just typing "going" while I was typing "ugg". Anyway, my brother is giving me his old extra hard drive because he got a new one. So all should be better in my computer by next month. Hopefully one day my computer can forgive and it won't hate me so much. So that is the reason I havn't been checking forums our commenting on everyone's blogs, it just takes sooo long. So give Pat your best wishes, Pat is her name.