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Buck and Dare die in Halo 3 ODST

Just want everyone to know, I called it first.

Posted by bmarrow, 07/28/2009 7:02am
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My theory on everything in gears of war 2 (spoilers)

Ok, so I've been thinking hard on a theory to explain everything that happens in gears, not just all derived from one thing, but a theory on what everything is in gears and why it happens, I collected all the collectables in the game as to get the full picture before i even started writing it, so here goes.

This is my theory, on everything:

Its all about imulsion. Everything is about imulsion. Why? Cos Imulsion is BAD. It is some sort mutagen and it should be avoided and not touched or played with.

Ok, from the begginning.

At the discovery of imulsion, Serans mined it and pumped it out of the ground like there was no tomorow, but if they were digging for imulsion, surely they would have found the locust? No, because Locust weren't there. The locust are humans. In various sources from the game, patients that suffer from rustlung typically suffer from raspy breathing, loss of hair/hair stopped growing and exponential growth in nails. All they need to do now is grow scales and theyll sound a helluva lot like what weve been fighting this whole time wouldnt they? Back before the pendulum wars, Imulsion miners would suffer from 'rust lung' and would suffer these symptops. Theyd be given antibiotics and let back out to carry on with what they were doing. Then they began mutating more and more till they became monsters. 

Some were captured (the sires), some got away, those that got away escaped underground, away from those that were doing horrific things to their brethrin. Over the 60 years of the pendulum wars, the locust evolved and grew, they knew that what had happened to them had happened because of imulsion, and they had to stop imulsion from being overused. Sounds stupid, doesnt it? Well it would, until you consider the lambent. And the fact that the locust do NOT use imulsion for ANYTHING. We know rustlung only reappeared after the lightmass bombing, when imulsion fumes resulting from the explosion were inhaled, this is what mutates humans into locust. Well what are the lambent? The lambent are those exposed to LIQUID imulsion, as opposed to the fumes. These creatures were locust, but stronger, more violent and generally very aggressive, mainly because they had a tendency to explode. The locust saw the lambent and their destructive ways and shunned them, banished them from the rest of the world, knowing that if they were allowed to spread that they would mean the end for the locust and the humans. So the lambent went EVEN FURTHER DOWN. I think this because they attacked the nexus from below. And whats below the nexus? Imulsion, the lambent live under what we would call the 'sea level' for imulsion.


So the locust grew, they prospered, they evolved, they found indigienous life forms that had mutated and were able to be used as weapons (corpsers, brumaks, reavers, I believe the riftworm is a mutated rockworm). But why? Imulsion is bad, they need to stop it from being used, whose using it? Humans, will humans part with it peacefully? No. That is why they fight, they fight us to stop imulsion. Stop us from using imulsion. Baird said that he found locust... stuff saying that they fight on the surface to escape whats below. Which is the lambent.

That is my theory on the locust, they attacked humanity to stop the use of imulsion. Because all that imulsion has brought us is war and destruction. And the lambent show that the imulsion actuallly does cause war and violence. The lambent are locust directly mutated from imulsion and are now super powerful and extremely violent. The Sires are early locust that were studied by humanity. The Queen is (what i believe) to be something of the Wesker of gears of war. Rather then be mutated by the imulsion, it somehow worked with her body or some science fiction **** like that.  

So thats what happened before gears. Now for what happened during Gears of War 2. The lightmass bombing killed most of the locust. They knew the lambent were going to return some day, but they were weak, they were desperate, they turned to the most viable way of getting large numbers quicker then you can. Conversion. They captured humans, and turned them into locust. This helped them grow, endure and prosper. They carried on with their war against humanity. The lightmass bomb had awaked a giant worm, but with their chants, the kantus (who are the converters) were able to tame it, use it to sink whole cities so that they could capture entire populations to convert. Things were going well. Then the Lambent attacked. They attacked the nexus from beneath, overwhelmed locust forces and were on the brink of wiping them out, so the Queen instigated the fail safe. If ever the locust were invaded by the lambent, they would flood the hollow by sinking Jacinto and wipe out the Lambent. But they couldnt sink Jacinto, because WE did. The locust didnt have time to evacuate, and the lambent werent in full force in the hollow. We flooded the hollow and killed the Locust, the only thing between usand the horrors of the lambent. 

THAT, is what we have done.

 

I am fully aware that there is holes in this theory, and I tried to include just about everything in it, so if anyone would like to critisize/correct/add to it, please do, one person can't work everything out on there own, so corrections are not only accepted, but encouraged. Aslong as they are constructive 

Posted by bmarrow, 11/13/2008 8:54am
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Carol66ae.

I logged onto gamespot today to see that i had a private message, which to me is a massive big deal since i never get pm's so when i do i get very excited.

So i opened this email from Carol66ae, named 'hi.. how's it going?'

The email goes like this:

Helo.

i waz browsin around the site, & i stumbled on your profile. You appear to be a significantly remarkable person, but I'm quite inexperienced at this site, and don't know what to do on here. Shouldn't they have a chat thing here?? i hate sending msgs to ppl, & sometimes never receiving anything back! Anyways, if you feel like talking with me, you could check me over at http://www.friendscentrale.com/?id=3592&mypics , my name there is sportee_kitten.

So, ya, maybe I'll see you. always looking to meet more ppl.
Nikki Campbell

Time to play a game of spam or not spam people =D

Posted by bmarrow, 09/13/2008 3:57am
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Spore: The new girlfriend game.

Ok, firstly, i want to say that i do not mean that spore is a game for girls, and not for boys. Also i do not mean it is a game that gets you girlfriends... or the game is your girlfriend. Just read.

Everyone remembers The Sims, a game where you control little people in a house. Everyone played it, it was a game. Lets look at that again. EVERYONE played it, which means girls played it. Which is rare for every other game ever. Until Sims 2 of course...

Now, what do i mean its a girlfriend game? Ok, youve recently got yourself a incredibly hot girl who is not into games at all, and finds them all geeky and stuff. Now, the idea was that you would just keep them in the dark about the fact your a super nerd for as long as possible. Or introduce them to The Sims. The same has happened with Spore. I done my research, 2 girls who find the whole concept of computers and the internet alien to them except msn and myspace play spore and are instantly addicted.

Now, with the release of spore, geeky boyfriends will be introducing their naive girlfriends to spore all across the globe, its cute creatures and graphics along with the ability to do anything they wanted (like make a pony in the case of mine >.>) apparently makes it the best technology to have existed since the Penis.

Posted by bmarrow, 09/07/2008 6:51am
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Red Vs Blue.

If you know what RvB is, then this is for you, if not, go to youtube, type in red vs blue episode one, then keep watching all hundred episodes of the first series, and then go to red vs blue.com and watch the first 12 episodes of red vs blue reconstruction, the 4 episodes of out of mind, and however many were in recovery one.

anyway, Yesterday at PAX, Roosterteeth announced the next stage of red vs blue.

As of episode 19 of rvb reconstruction, red vs blue will become an anime series.

for those of you that are stupid, machinima is extremely restricted to what happens in the game. So when a machinima wants to expand and make their machinima a sci fi epic (like what rvb is doing) then machinima is simply not going to cut it, they need to expand to newenviroments, as you can see from the shrt that was shown at PAX, which can be found on gametrailers.com. The link is on HBO.

many wont like such a radical change in the style of rvb. I am not one of those people, i am glad to see rvb expand its borders, and frankly, its probly just because of the clip they showed, but that 3 minute animation had more quotable lines in it then any other episode of rvb before it. almost every line of that short was quotable, and i was laughing... ALOT.

so, those of you who do watch red vs blue, what do you make of this change?

And in case i dont get to ay this later on... Ow.

Posted by bmarrow, 08/30/2008 3:18pm
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hi im ben and im 15, i have a very irratic writing style apparently, i live in bedfordshire, england, so yea this is how a teenager like me lives, i dont have a journal or anything so my blogs are my way of releasing what i really think without my friends finding out... so yea if i suddenly start ranting and swearing its not cos im a bad person, im just havin a rant :)

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