Kanon's finally patched!

btw got The Sims 3, Stranglehold, Wartech: Senko No Ronde, and the Harold And Kumar movies.

Not much else to say... other than how fanboys can die in hell along with Paris Hiltson, Lindsay Lohan, the Westboro Baptist Church, and Miley Cyrus's "career"

i've been inactive because of stuff in real life and because i've been using Facebook. here's a small rundown of stuff thats been going on:

-Received my preorder of Blazblue in its limited edition glory last week. Great fighter. One hell of a soundtrack. Mains (in order): Litchi, Tao, Nu/V-13

-Saw Star Trek. Don't let the fanboys turn you off. This is (american) science fiction at its best.

-Got a phone. LG Chocolate 3. False advertising, though. For a black phone, it sure is pretty dark blu-ish. Figures.

-Completed the classroom portion of Driver's Ed. Absolutely nothing but videos used as scare tactics. The test was a test on common sense that even those without common sense could pass yet... some people actually didn't pass.

-Went behind the wheel today with an instructor. Good stuff.

-Getting into ALI PROJECT.

-Got myself a new red controller for my 360. Bought a black controller and the two Rainbow Six Vegas games used online for a good price which will arrive on friday. I already beat the second Vegas game, but considering how shooters are today, it's a great change of pace and worth playing twice.

-Bought the Counter-Strike collection off Steam. Also got Dark Messiah of Might And Magic off Steam.

-Headphones broke. Bought the same headphones again off the internet. It lasted a full 5 years before it bit the dust.

-Took a trip to South Dakota and had some of the best fried chicken, chicken tempura, and potatoes i've ever had.

-Some ****wad is making accounts on Gamespot and sending PMs advertising for Gamingbolt.com. Sounds JUST LIKE GAMESPOT. And I really like how they say that they're "the biggest source" for "video game news, previews, reviews, community features and more!". Absolutely pathetic.

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-I've been watching the Kara no Kyoukai movies lately. Any fan of Type Moon should go watch it right now.

-Bought The Pitt, Broken Steel, and Point Lookout for Fallout 3. Got addicted to it again. Level 29 and more than half of the Unique Weapons in the game are mine.

-Rewatched the Kill Bill films. Best movies ever.

-Bought Comedy Zen off of Amazon for five bucks. Asian standup comedy is good for the soul.

-Bought the Wii clas$ic controller because playing Super Mario World with a GC controller is awful.

-Got Yuki Kajiura's live DVD from 2008.

-Got Touhou Typing Reverie. These typing games are fun!

and i'm out

but can you has a good comedy movie?

NO **** YOU

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I saw this trailer at the theaters and holy **** does it look awesome. I mean, it's a WESTERN CG animated film for MATURE audiences. It's about time! Not to mention that it has Elijah Wood. Really. This movie looks so badass and I can't wait to see it. To top it off, it has Welcome Home by Coheed And Cambria in the trailer.

Uh oh... UH OH

Calculating BS...

What's its BS level?

OVER 9000!!!

THIS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING HOLLYWOOD.

Lisianthus doesn't approve

Bears are going extinct and all you people can do is watch a stupid parady movie

Kung Lao thinks this looks like GARBAGE

Then Arcueid's liek WTF

Good god. Seriously....

TAKE IT ALL. IF ITS PANCAKES YOU WANT JUST TAKE THEM ALL

I can has good comedy movie? NO **** YOU

BULL*** DOES NOT COMPUTE. TOO. SMART. TO. LIKE. PARODY. MOVIE.

Oh, look! A distraction!

I have a dream... that people from all countries, people of all skin, race, hair color, and sexual orientation can all unite under one banner and purge this load of anus from Hollywood.

LONG LIVE THE ONION. ALL HAIL CEILING CAT.

And LEAVE THE MODERATORS ALONE!

AND LEAVE REGULAR PEOPLE ALONE! WE'RE A HUMAN! WE DONT WANT YOUR ANAL COMEDY MOVIES ANYMORE! EVEN BRITNEY SPEARS IS STARTING TO HAVE SOME SORT OF PURPOSE FOR EXISTANCE!

Oh, and Obama had a fro

But THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. We have millions of dollars going towards an awful movie... WHERE IS LONGCAT WHEN YOU NEED HIM? Oh, wait.

I'm hungry for some serious justice... I mean, seriously. I'm hungry for a solution to stop ****ty parody movies... I'm also hungry for soem Pizza Hut. I liek pizza hut

But BACK ON TOPIC. WE NEED TO RAISE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE CAPABLE OF FIGHTING AGAINST THESE MOVIES. YOU HAVE MY SWORD. AND MY BOW. AND MY AXE! AND SHANA

Quires Taco Bell? NO! No quiero taco bell. Quiero menos peliculas de bull****!

We have liftoff... PROCEED TO EAT CANDY

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Gotta calm down...

Anyways, it appears that another horrible parody movie is on its way. If I could regenerate parts of my body, I would be ripping out a very vital external organ before I ever submit myself to watching another inhumanity to man.

But there's actually some hope on this one. It's not directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. However, the writers have connections to the first Scary Movie, which was partially acceptable despite being mostly mediocre. I'm not sure if that makes any sense, but the absence of those two directors-those two ****faces that are a disgrace to cinema-already make Dance Flick have a chance.

Just to be safe, I recommend throwing your money towards something good. You know that Hershey bar at the local Super America? That's a nice place to start.