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Stardate whatever: Dragon Rising is a 10!

It's not the dev's fault if you can't play it!

All hail!

^All Hail!

And learn to use your commands, kiddies.

Posted by cap_n_quirk, 10/12/2009 5:40pm
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Stardate: -3133... Blah blah blah.. My self-pleasuring blog.

On second thought, maybe not.

Posted by cap_n_quirk, 09/19/2009 5:24am
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Stardate -313315.49632166413: What the devil?!

I go away for the long weekend and Master Chief is getting his hinder kicked by Bub & Bob?!!!

Also one of my dear friends is suspended for trash talk (he says it's a small price to pay for telling the truth) and it appears that GS has taken down the ability to comment on these match ups!

Thanks for finally getting around to showing your pu**y a** true colors, GS. It was too good to be true and fun while it lasted. I knew the heat would be to much for you and that the short & kinkyless fanbois would come crying to mommy before it was over.

No matter.

MC is out and it looks like Kratos and Mario are goin' at it on one side while Samus and Snake have their own date with destiny. Good. I'm gonna lick the taste of victory off'n my finger tips like barbecue sauce when Cloud goes down (pun intended) in the next round or two.

Anyway, the beach was awesome and I played some PSP Kratos, so's I can't really complain about the fact that I'm already home.

Did they really take down the smack talk thing? Really? You suck GS.

c_n_q

Posted by cap_n_quirk, 09/07/2009 5:34pm
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Stardate: -313331.8415778792 The folks around here.

One guy (AKA "Mr. Farthead") kept saying he was going to "ficking" beat me and asked for my address and such so he could do it in front of my neighbors and loved ones. What does "fick" mean, anyway? Did he mean to say "flick"?

I don't understand. I just was trying to make people laugh and be friendly.

Also, I wrote a play about guys who write for soap box!

Poo_No_Stank = "Check this out! FRRRBRRRRPFFRAATTT!!!!

gr8_1: = "mmmmm. Smells deligtful! Wait I got one! BPHPHFRRRRRRRRTUUUUFT!!!!

H1_N_M1T3Y = "Genius!! Put those nostrils right here, guys! FUUUUUURRRRBBBBUURTHTHBraaaaaaaap!!!

Poo_No_Stank = "Hey! delishous notes of persimmon and nutmeg! Magnifique!

Every body = "Yay!"

Just kinding guys. But not really.

I'm not playing much games beacause there aren't many Star Trek games or Star Wars games out now and Force Unleased wasn't even as good as Mind Gate.

I'm waiting for the MMO Star Trek to come out!

When that game does come out and you see the U.S.S. Flatulator you better run and hide behind and asteriod or something because it won't be pretty!

Aslo I can't wait for Dragon Rising too. Not bad for an Earth game, I think. CoD guys eat their own pre-pubescent boogers! Suck it trash talkers and we'll see how toughj you are in space!

Peace, fickers.

c_n_q

Posted by cap_n_quirk, 09/01/2009 6:46pm
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Stardate: -313375.41682521557. Peas porridge hot! Peas porridge cold!

Peas porridge in the ***, nine days old!

Fart farty fart fart fart!

Tomorrow is "Kick-a-dog" day in Canadia, so get up early and stay up late!

And hootie tootie pootie to you, fine sir!

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[Edit: I'm currently playing Star Trek Conquest. 11 out of 10.]

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Fart!

Posted by cap_n_quirk, 08/16/2009 8:29pm
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