--8 SIMPLE RULES:

Bridget: Everyone knows that when you bend down, your shirt goes up, your pants go down, and your underwear just stays there...Duh, it's called Physics!

Paul: (to Cate) I'm mad at you for something you said. "Let's start a family". It was a bunch of years ago.

--MORE COMING SOON.

Finally...I'm back on TV.com! I was away because of a tragic death, someone SOOO close to me had died earlier and I just couldn't deal with it.

i missit here so badly!! i can't believe this!

Wow, leave me ur comments. thx

Love,
Christian.

Ok, apparently people liked it when I did that, so here's the newest version--YAY!

I will put up a Friends-Related contest (quiz) and you vote. At the end of tomorrow (wherever u are), the results will be out.

WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THE SHOW 'FRIENDS' RETURNED TO TV?
YES! OH MY GOD, I WOULD LOVE IT! LOVE FRIENDS!!
I WOULD BE THRILLED OF COURSE
NOT REALLY BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT THE SHOW ENDED PERFECTLY, WITH NO CLIFFHANGERS, AND SHOWING US WHERE EACH WOULD GO ON HIS WAY

Choose one of these choices and VOTE! Thanks!

Mine is: I WOULD BE THRILLED OF COURSE yet I LOOOOOOVE the show!

"They don't know that we know they know we know!" --PHOEBE BUFFAY-HANNIGAN QUOTED THE "RATHER MOST RIDICULOUS YET HUMOROUS" LINE ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WHERE EVERYBODY FINDS OUT"

"Mike, how many sisters does Joey have?"
"Uhhh...(Joey gives him a six) Six."
"What are you doin'? I said SEVEN!" -JOEY'S STUPIDITY MOUNTS WHEN, AFTER FORGETTING ABOUT HIS BLIND DATE WITH PHOEBE, HE BRINGS A STRANGER ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WITH THE PEDIATRICIAN".

"I don't know why! I don't know why the principal put my face on a picture of a 'mooch'!"
"No, God did that." -RORY'S RATHER FUNNIEST LINE, MAKING FUN OF SISTER BRIDGET ON "8 SIMPLE RULES", "THE PRINCIPAL"

"You wanna have one of those (kids)?"
"Yeah..."
"Tell me which one, and I'll just slip it in my coat." PHOEBE BEING NOT SARCASTIC, BUT FUNNY ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WITH RACHEL'S GOING-AWAY PARTY"

"This is the new car I bought..."
(The car is represented by...well, an awful-looking bus!)
"And we're going to see it with THAT?!" LAUREN MILLER'S FUNNIEST LINE, AS SHE IN DISGUST MEETS THE "NEW CAR" ON "STILL STANDING".

"I wanna talk about something -- to you --that makes me REALLY uncomfortable"
"Okay. How about, uh...you showeing with your mom?"
"I actually had a topic in mind!" JOEY'S GREAT SARCASM WITH ROSS AS HE SPEAKS ABOUT...WELL, Y'KNOW? ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WITH THE VIDEOTAPE".

Episode 12.09 The One With The Tofurkey
Storyline by Troy (tafj73)

This is the storyline of my upcoming Friends Fanfic that I will write (COMPLETE SCRIPTS) this upcoming week. (taken from tafj73...thanks alot for that!)

This hour-long "flashback" episode features dinner at Monica and Chandler's house, with everyone reliving Thanksgiving Days of the past. The guest list is rather long (Monica, Chandler, Jack, Erica, Rachel, Ross, Emma, Phoebe, Mike, Lillie, Joey, Michelle, Jack and Judy Geller, Dina and her baby - hope I haven't forgot anyone!) Phoebe also decides to bring "Tofurkey" - a tofu-based turkey meat substitute. She brought it for everyone to try, which they all do - their reactions are similar to the ones they made in the season 6 "beef custard thing" that Rachel made. Phoebe also mentions that she wants to start "training" Lillie to appreciate other foods besides meat - hopefully in becoming a vegetarian someday. All the Friends show some support, as they know it is another of Phoebe's quirky ideas.



Joey also receives his check from filming the reality show in Japan. The note attached says that they'll be sending DVD copies of the show sometime after the new year. Joey and Michelle decide to use the money for a trip together. Chandler says, "So, Japan wasn't enough traveling, then?" Meanwhile, Jack Geller mentions that he was also thinking about organizing a "Geller trip" to Disneyworld in the new year as well, having the Gellers, their spouses, and their kids along for the trip. Everyone thinks it's a great idea, except for Phoebe and Mike who realize they aren't a "Geller" nor are they back from Japan. lol So, they decide to plan a short trip for themselves and Lillie.

The only problem is, well...I've already started with the episode and halfway there! hehe but i need some more funny lines...sarcastic quotes for this episode.

HELP ME WITH SOME! it's rreally hard to write a Friends fanfic (alone hehe lol) Anyonne got any quotes? lines? ideas?...FUNNY? thanks