When they come for me, I'll be sitting at my desk
With a gun in my hand, wearing a bulletproof vest singing
"My, my, my, how the time does fly, when you know you're going to die
By the end of the night." And said hey......

On a side note....CHAPTER 3 IS UP!!!!! "Fruitcake in the Sky's Dungeon", is finally going uo tonight. I'll be posting Chapter 3 within the hour.

"And God said let there be light, and Chuck Norris said say please"

It's true. Australia may be 16 hours ahead of me, but I'm 23 hours and a few minutes ahead of the world!!!!!!

The future is a strange place. Full of strip poker and picnics. Invader Zim has been brought back and I already answered you. YA RLY. I've even developed a new way of walking called "falling"....I have yet to perfect it. Davrtina has become a worldwide phoenonemom and Chloe has made a new kind of lollipop.....I'll keep the rest of you "normies" in the loop through my comments.......

***SPOILER***

Last night I woke alone with a whisper in my ear

Recanting all my aspirations and my fear

And when the sun came up that voice had disappeared

But it would linger on for years

It said "We can't just blame it on our mothers

Claim everything they did was always wrong"

And there ain't not turning back when our train is off its track

And there's nothing we can do but watch it crash

And there ain't no right and wrong when we know it won't be long

And there's nothing we can do but watch it crash

So mercy, mercy, mercy me

Praying for the death of a man I'll never meet

Though everyone will know the truth they'll still just make believe

Mercy mercy me

That's all they came for, that's all they took

That's all we had to offer, only dirty looks

And when they realized we'd given all we could, that's when they finally understood

Mercy mercy mercy me

Haunted by the memories of things we'll never see

Guilty for the statements that we'll never get to speak

Mercy mercy me

It's true. Last week in my English class, we had a sub and he did the review diffrently than my teacher usually does. In the end, he made us write sentences uisng the 10 vocabulary words, so me and my friend Stoney made a 10 sentence story instead. We were reading it aloud,but it ws too graphic and he put Stoney in the corner. So yesterday, we started chapter two and finished it today. IT WAS 10 PARAGRAPHS!!! It even had art and we named the book Disco Inferno. I'm going to start posting the chapters online and make a website or two devoted to it. We might even make some merch. We finished chapter two today and already started chapter three. It's really funny and I'll post a line from chapter two that I remember. Chapter two is called Beating Up Small Children and chapter three is called Fruitcake in the Sky's Dungeon.

"A naked girl walked past Mr.Snowman, so he used his middle finger lazer to kill her and use her body to destroy Barney on the TV."

It's mostly perverted and random humor that made every almost wet themselves so far when they read it. I'll post one more line from chapter three thatI remember.

"Mr.Snowman used his middle finger lazers to propel hinself back up, which hit Burnt Fruitcake in the uterus and she cried out in joy."