This blog post is a shameless attempt to up my rating to Level 11 and nothing more.

I apologize to all my fans for the poor quality of the post, but at least enjoy the following emoticon:

They disappeared for a while, but it looks like they're here to stay.

Also, anyone following the Sopranos' storyline? It's so incredibly relevant. Werd.

I got a whole host of new emblems on my profile, check 'em out, they're totally awesome! No joke. Also, I'm nearing level 11 which would really be a validation of all I've worked toward.

Furthermore, I imagine I'm the only person on here who liked that the last Lost episode intimated it might all be in Hurley's head. In fact, I loved it . . . just the hint of it.

Yes, Scrubs scrubs, I ordered them online.

More importantly, Arrested Development may very well be over. I'm really depressed. A friend of mine hanged himself out of distress. That is all.

Book of Daniel is cancelled. First Dr. Vegas, then Reunion, now Book of Daniel? When will my hilariously bad shows be able to live on despite their terrible writing?!? Also, Book of Daniel wasn't half-bad. This just gets my goat. Seriously, my literal goat.

AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

The only show better than Book of Daniel is Arrested Development, and that might get cancelled.

On the bright side, I hate everyone who likes Reunion. Everyone.

I'm so bitter and angry.

The sun may never shine again,
Dan