You know that "25 Things" thing on Facebook? Well, yeah. This is it.

1. I am insane, I just don't like to admit it. Wait…

2. You could say that I'm spoiled, but that would be an understatement. I need to have the latest Balenciaga purse or Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses or Burberry heels or Juicy tracksuit as soon as soon as they come out. I thrive on couture.

3. I love cartoons. I don't care that I'm sixteen and still watch them. I love it. Especially the one from the '80s and '90s. Those ones kicked so much @ss. Today's cartoons really suck. I know a lot of people who agree with me.

4. I am not a polar bear. I hate the cold so damn much. I will, though, wear a t-shirt in single-digit degree weather.

5. People piss me off about 99.98 percent of the time. The other 0.02% is when I'm busy trying to avoid those annoying sonsofb!tches.

6. Although I don't look it, I'm only four foot eleven and three quarters… but who's counting?

7. I absolutely, truly madly deeply, now and forever more, hate Abercrombie & Fitch. They're clothes are ah-dorable, but only stick people can wear them. I hate that normal sized people can't wear their f--king clothes.

8. I have an unnatural obsession with an 108-year-old virgin vampire.

9. I am a total girly girl most of the time.

10. My British and Australian accents are usually believable.

11. I really want to go sailing up at Martha's Vineyard in the summer.

12. I hate celebrities who get really full of themselves and then try to act normal. ::coughmileycough::

13. I also hate all those eco-awareness ads and sh-t I know we have to save the earth or whatever. I do my part. I recycle. I conserve electricity. I'm trying not to take as long showers as I used to. Stop telling me that (this is the one that REALLY pisses me off) to get rid of landfills, I shouldn't use plastic. Then you tell me that we need to conserve water, so now we have to use disposables. What the hell do you WANT from me?!

14. It confuzzles me that people are confuzzled when I say "confuzzled."

15. I act retarded most of the time, and a lot of people think it's real.

16. I made a whole 9-minute long video concerning the controversy over the song If You Seek Amy. It's on YouTube. Go check it out.

17. I'm totally scared sh-tless about the fact that I'll be graduating in less than a year and a half and I don't even know what I want to do with my life.

18. I'm a sucker for guys with blue eyes. Really. But if a guy has golden-brown eyes like Edward, I'm game.

19. More than half the time, I will walk into a room and totally forget what I was about to do.

20. I want to learn Bella's Lullaby so f--king badly on the piano. I don't want to learn it just because it was in Twilight. Well… that is a reason but not the only one. That song is just so pretty and amazing.

21. People say that I should've been born in the sixties or the seventies. I'm not kidding. They really do. I have to say though, those decades were really awesome.

22. My friends are the best people in the world. I don't let them know that enough.

23. I lose my phone like almost every week. Except I'm only on my third phone since 2005. I don't get it. People who are so careless with their phones never lose them. I am so cautious of mine, and I lose it nine times a month.

24. I never call things what they should be. I usually make up some ridiculous nickname for it and then call it that for the next few years.

25. People can be so f--king mean. I'm mean really. A joke can only go so far. Those people who tried to choke me on that bus should really go f--king die. Trying to hurt someone isn't funny. It's sick and cruel. These are the kind of people I f--king hate.

I. Saw. Twilight. And. It. Kicked. @ss.

I fell in love with Edward all over again. LOL.

OMG, now I have to go obsess some more.

TTYL!!!

1 Type in the first thing that comes into your mind when you see these words

2 Relationships

yay.

3 Your Last Ex

b@stard.

4 Power

fiiiine.

5 Food

good.

6 Drugs
drugs are bad, mkay?

7 The President
bye bye bush.

8 War
sucks @ss.

9 Cars
need one.

10 Gas Prices
good in my area. $2.09.

11 Halloween
sexy. XD

12 Religion
jewiness.


13 Politics
idk.


14 Myspace
facebook is better.


15 Worst Fear
never fiiiindiiing the riiight guy.


16 Marriage
is ok.


17 Sex
overrated.

but how would i know?


18 Fashion
awesome.


19 Brunettes
i am one.


20 Redheads
amanda.


21 Work
ick.


22 Football
booooooring.

sorry to those who thiiiink otherwiiise.


23 Animals
awwwwwwwwllllll.


24 Vanilla Ice
no comment.


25 Porta Potties
ew much.


26 Pajamas
snuggly.


27 Pictures

fun.

I was epically bored. All right?!

It totally kiiiiicked assssss last niiiite. I was Holly Goliiiightly. B. was a hiiiippiiie. Alliiiie was a flapper giiiirl. We got so much freakkiiiiing candy!!!! LOL much. OMJ. Can't waiiiit for Aiiiiimiiiie's sweet siiiixteeen toniiiite!!!! Theme is: When in Rome. TOGA PARTY!!!!! Then Ariiiiellla's theme on Sunday niiiite is SNL. Should be kiiiick asssss. OMJ. I'm stiiiillll super hyper from last niiiite. LOL much. I'm gonna stop now b4 I embarrass myself more. >.< Bies!!

Nothing much happening these days. 10th grade's kinda boring... Eh.... LOL. OMFG!!! New epi's!!!!

Gossip Girl

House

South Park

Family Guy

Desperate Housewives

GREEK

90210

ANTM

One Tree Hill

Heroes

etc.

Love you all!!

xoxox

Leah Leigh

Well, I finally finished freshman year... (Man, that took forever!) Also, some other stuff that kinda sums up what's been happening in my life right now:

1. Leaving in 8 days for Israel; won't be back until July 29th.

2. Dylan's new Hebrew given name is Delilah Isadora Elisabetta Alexandrie (yeah...don't ask...)

3. Got my first kiss today. XD (After 15 years...it was worth it.) =)

4. Beat Guitar Hero II on Hard. Halfway through Expert level now.

5. Bored right now seeing as nothing's on TV.

6. I forgot to post it, but just recently it was my 2nd anniversary on TV.com.

7. Ehhhhhh... I can't think of anything else.

8. Etc.

9. Comments are lovely.

10. Thank you and have a good night. =)

x.o.x.o.

Leah Leigh

As you my or may not know, I accidentally gave this guy who lives in my neighborhood a bloody nose. His mother told my mom, and it was a complete screamfest. Not pretty -- at all. Now I'm grounded for a month (the only way that I'm on is because I'm sneaking onto the Internet right now). Anyway, here's what happened:

Dude: Yo b*tch! (he walks over to me and my friend, Lexi)
Me: What?
Dude: I've had enough of your Middle-Eastern bullsh*t.
Me: (shocked) Excuse me?
Dude: Go back to the f--king Middle East, you f--king terrorist. You're a f--king good-for-nothing son-of-a-b!tch kike, and you better get the hell out of this country if you know what's good for you.
Me: (punches him right in the middle of his face)


If you don't know what a k*ke is, it's basically like the worst possible thing you can call a Jewish person.

I still can't believe I did that...

I'm a f-ing loser. No one likes me. I don't even know how I make it through each day. I should just go jump off a bridge or OD or something like that. I'm f-ing sick of being depressed, angry, and alone all the time. I'm serious. I used to think that I actually had real friends. Boy, was I wrong. Right now, I'm basically the last person on my "friends'" minds. I seriously think that the world would be better off without me. I mean seriously, what do I have to live for? I don't really have any real friends who care about me; school's horrible, seeing as I'm the main target for being bullied; I don't have any talents. Also, people are tired of listening to me talk about how depressive and awful my life is. I can never even finish a sentence anymore without someone interrupting me. What does my mother say about all this? She just tells me to get over it and get off my @$$ and go do something with my life. Well, how the hell am I supposed to do that if no one even wants to talk to me anymore. I can't make any new friends because as soon as I meet someone, they immediately think I'm weird and move on to someone else. I'm serious about this. I just can't take it anymore. I seriously doubt that anyone would actually miss me that much if I was gone. A year from then; Leah who? Exactly my point. I'm sick of being alone all the time. I've just had it.

Gonna post this again.

Don't question me.

Two truths and a lie.

See if you get it right or not.

1. I was sexually harrassed at school for about three months and never told anyone.

2. I had MRSA for over 3/4 of a year.

3. I actually tried to throw myself into the river right outside my camp because I was so lonely and depressed the whole time I was there.

Answers will be revealed soon...

I just realized... I'm a fricking loser.

Wanna know why?

Last text message: Friday, February 22

Last phone call from someone outside my family: Tuesday, February 5

Last comment: Wednesday, February 20

Last time I actually was at somebody's house: Saturday, January 26

Last time I was in a relationship: December 30, 2007

Last time I actually talked to someone online: probably early last week

# of people in my contact list: 168

# of people who actually talk to me on said list: 24

Days that I've gone without being kissed: 5530

Hours in the past month that I've spent watching TV since I can't do much else: 42

# of days that I've pretended to be happy when I wasn't this year: 39

Hours of therapy I've been in this month: 27

# of times people have told me to shut up already in the past week: 96

Yeah... You get the point.

1. If you haven't already heard from various places, I now have connections with A.P.A. (Ashley Parker Angel). Yeah, I met him; right after I saw Hairspray on Broadway, where he was playing Link in the play. I have pics to prove it!!

2. Dylan Isabel Elizabeth Alexis Efron-Ventimiglia-Weiss-Crawford-Dallas {Due: June 4, 2008}

3. My 4-day weekend's over. =[

4. My new obsession includes the Link Wink (watch the 2007 version of Hairspray && you'll get it).

5. Going up to Connecticut next weekend -- I think.

6. My new fave song is "Without Love" (Hairspray again).

7. Last thing about Hairspray then I'll shut up: Watch Zac in the middle of Without Love -- he looks like an obsessed teenage girl (He pulls the picture to his chest and then falls back onto the bed). Very funny much.

8. Sex and the City move: May 30, 2008.

9. I'm changing my focus for college. Instead of majoring in English (Creative Writing) and minoring in Film Studies, I'm just going to be studying Screenwriting. That way, I'll still be writing, but for movies or TV or something like that. I cannot believe I didn't think of this before! XD

10. The FOP special the other night: weird and/or random as hell. (Cosmo was friggin' pregnant! Doesn't that scare people?! His stomach looked like a big sack of jelly! Although the jelly was in his brain; not his stomach. LOL)

11. Watch the video for "Love Like This". Right after Sean's solo, watch those two girls; they're doing the Soulja Boy dance. I didn't notice that until like, a week after I bought the video. If you already noticed it, please ignore this comment.

12. Still regret that I didn't record those girls dancing and singing (off-key!) at the Hannah Montana movie thing... Would've died again if I saw it on YouTube.

13. According to Cosmo: Some things are worth being a **** for. End quote. I totally agreee with that! XD

14. The song "Truly Madly Deeply" (the fast version) is so amazingly amazing. I heart it (yeah, I'm still sorta-semi-not really doing that still) so much...

15. I just noticed kinda, that when I was around 4 years old, I looked as though I could've been Suri Cruise's twin! Weirdness...

16. Cannot wait for America's Next Top Model to start tonight!!! =DDD

17. Yes, this WAS just a random list of things that don't really have to do with anything. Well, the beginning ones do. ^-^

Well, we just got back from the bris/luncheon/party thing and we're wiped. Also, my nephew was named

נוֹח עפריעים יהוּדה בּן נתּן וציפּוֹרה

(Transliteration: Noach Ephraim Yehudah ben Natan v'Tziporah)

(English: Noach Ephraim Yehudah, son of Nathaniel and Zipporah [Natan & Tziporah are their Hebrew names])

Even though he can't hear us, we still just call him Noah. ::shrugs:: Also, the rest of my fam came over from the US (Mom, Dad, Stepdad, Jol, Haddie, Eli, the grandparents, etc). My stepmom wouldn't let Adi & Gabe come over (which I understand fully; would you let your five-year-old son and a twelve-month-old baby go off to another country to go be with people that you haven't even seen in over seven months?) Also, Michal's still in Israel. Her term's not over yet; in June it will be. Wow, I cannot believe that it's almost February already (random much?)... Yeah, anyway... the bris was nice and it was cool to see the fam again. Ayep...

I'm an aunt. Zip had the baby at 9:13 PM. He's healthy and normal, despite the fact that he was born about eight weeks too early and he's deaf. I don't know his name yet. We won't find out until next Wednesday (when he has his bris). I love him so much even though I haven't even known him ten minutes yet. **laughs** Wow...

I seriously hate my sister now.

She and her boyfriend are going to the Paramore concert on the 30th. I get to stay home && watch reruns of Heroes I've already seen about 4 bazillion times.Don't ask me why the hell I'm up at 5 in the morning. I just am.

Also, I have a new hubby (Heads up: if you don't already know, instead of calling someone who's famous my crush, I call him my husband/hubby). Yeah... It's Milo... ::screams:: I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S DOUBLE MY AGE!! HE'S SO F-ING HOTT!!!!

I'm 15 && I'm at level 15. Weird much? I think so.

Also, my birthday apparently always suck.

I don't have a boyfriend anymore (we broke up), no one said"happy bday" to me (besides my fam), && basically everyone I know hates me.

Wow, great way to start off 2008.

Random Quote of the Day: "What's 4 + 4? Jell-o!" --Idunt remember