You know that "25 Things" thing on Facebook? Well, yeah. This is it.

1. I am insane, I just don't like to admit it. Wait…

2. You could say that I'm spoiled, but that would be an understatement. I need to have the latest Balenciaga purse or Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses or Burberry heels or Juicy tracksuit as soon as soon as they come out. I thrive on couture.

3. I love cartoons. I don't care that I'm sixteen and still watch them. I love it. Especially the one from the '80s and '90s. Those ones kicked so much @ss. Today's cartoons really suck. I know a lot of people who agree with me.

4. I am not a polar bear. I hate the cold so damn much. I will, though, wear a t-shirt in single-digit degree weather.

5. People piss me off about 99.98 percent of the time. The other 0.02% is when I'm busy trying to avoid those annoying sonsofb!tches.

6. Although I don't look it, I'm only four foot eleven and three quarters… but who's counting?

7. I absolutely, truly madly deeply, now and forever more, hate Abercrombie & Fitch. They're clothes are ah-dorable, but only stick people can wear them. I hate that normal sized people can't wear their f--king clothes.

8. I have an unnatural obsession with an 108-year-old virgin vampire.

9. I am a total girly girl most of the time.

10. My British and Australian accents are usually believable.

11. I really want to go sailing up at Martha's Vineyard in the summer.

12. I hate celebrities who get really full of themselves and then try to act normal. ::coughmileycough::

13. I also hate all those eco-awareness ads and sh-t I know we have to save the earth or whatever. I do my part. I recycle. I conserve electricity. I'm trying not to take as long showers as I used to. Stop telling me that (this is the one that REALLY pisses me off) to get rid of landfills, I shouldn't use plastic. Then you tell me that we need to conserve water, so now we have to use disposables. What the hell do you WANT from me?!

14. It confuzzles me that people are confuzzled when I say "confuzzled."

15. I act retarded most of the time, and a lot of people think it's real.

16. I made a whole 9-minute long video concerning the controversy over the song If You Seek Amy. It's on YouTube. Go check it out.

17. I'm totally scared sh-tless about the fact that I'll be graduating in less than a year and a half and I don't even know what I want to do with my life.

18. I'm a sucker for guys with blue eyes. Really. But if a guy has golden-brown eyes like Edward, I'm game.

19. More than half the time, I will walk into a room and totally forget what I was about to do.

20. I want to learn Bella's Lullaby so f--king badly on the piano. I don't want to learn it just because it was in Twilight. Well… that is a reason but not the only one. That song is just so pretty and amazing.

21. People say that I should've been born in the sixties or the seventies. I'm not kidding. They really do. I have to say though, those decades were really awesome.

22. My friends are the best people in the world. I don't let them know that enough.

23. I lose my phone like almost every week. Except I'm only on my third phone since 2005. I don't get it. People who are so careless with their phones never lose them. I am so cautious of mine, and I lose it nine times a month.

24. I never call things what they should be. I usually make up some ridiculous nickname for it and then call it that for the next few years.

25. People can be so f--king mean. I'm mean really. A joke can only go so far. Those people who tried to choke me on that bus should really go f--king die. Trying to hurt someone isn't funny. It's sick and cruel. These are the kind of people I f--king hate.

I. Saw. Twilight. And. It. Kicked. @ss.

I fell in love with Edward all over again. LOL.

OMG, now I have to go obsess some more.

TTYL!!!

1 Type in the first thing that comes into your mind when you see these words

2 Relationships

yay.

3 Your Last Ex

b@stard.

4 Power

fiiiine.

5 Food

good.

6 Drugs
drugs are bad, mkay?

7 The President
bye bye bush.

8 War
sucks @ss.

9 Cars
need one.

10 Gas Prices
good in my area. $2.09.

11 Halloween
sexy. XD

12 Religion
jewiness.


13 Politics
idk.


14 Myspace
facebook is better.


15 Worst Fear
never fiiiindiiing the riiight guy.


16 Marriage
is ok.


17 Sex
overrated.

but how would i know?


18 Fashion
awesome.


19 Brunettes
i am one.


20 Redheads
amanda.


21 Work
ick.


22 Football
booooooring.

sorry to those who thiiiink otherwiiise.


23 Animals
awwwwwwwwllllll.


24 Vanilla Ice
no comment.


25 Porta Potties
ew much.


26 Pajamas
snuggly.


27 Pictures

fun.

I was epically bored. All right?!