What is a topic? I don't know what you're talking about...

*laughs dorkily* I know...I'm so stupid and just to prove it, I will write some quotes that happen in my everyday life:

Warning: I take no responsibility if you are left scarred after this!

Kenia: Cristel?

Me: Yeah?

Kenia: Can you help me cross the street?

Me: Oh, come on! You're 16! Besides, feel all the excitement run through your veins at the very thought that you might get run over by a car!

Me and my friend Kenia when she accompanied me to the optomitrist.

Alejandra: I wonder why that girl is crying?

Me: The love of her life probably just died in a horrible tragedy and she feels like her world is collapsing around her.  Now she will go home and hang herself to be with him again.

Kenia: Why do you always have to be so morbid?

Me: I'm a goth!  What am I supposed to say?  That she probably broke her nail or something?!?

My mom: What's your sister looking for?

Me: Her brain.  Apparently she still doesn't know that she was born without one...

Kenia:  Now I know why he failed his exam!  He didn't study!

Me: No sh*t Sherlock!

Carlos:  Hey Cristel.  Do you like Panic! At the Disco?

Me: Of course I do!  They're so awesome!  And Brendon Urie is so bla bla bla...

Alejandra: There she goes again...

Kenia: You just had to ask her about P! ATD didn't you?

Kenia: Cristel!  Why are you eating the tamales that we are supposed to used to set up the alter?!?

Me: *snorts*  I was not eating them!  I was tasting them!

Alejandra: Let her.  I mean, I already ate one when you weren't looking.

Kenia: You what?!?

Kenia:  The lights went out!

Me: No really!  I hadn't noticed!  When did you notice?  Was it when it all went pitch black?

Me:  I think we should ask our teacher when the project is due.

Alejandra:  Yeah, I think we should.  Maybe he'll even give us some advice on how to do it...

Javier:  He'll tell me that I won't have to do it because I am very handsome...

Me: Ego much?

Alejandra: Nah...I don't think so.

Kenia: Yeah...he's being really modest about his good looks.

Carlos: Javier, don't say that your handsome.  I'm handsome.  I mean look at me!  I am so hot!

Me: Handsome you?  When did this happen?  I mean:  Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?

And that's the end folks! I have no life as you can see...

And now I will go take a bath...BYE.

"Let's get these teen spirits beating faster, faster"