Well with the headline you may assume i dint like the game but what really happen I found many frustrating aspect not worthy of the 10 giving to it by gamespot,ign,gameinformer and many sites and magazines. Let start with the story that won best story on g4tv,well is not that great,I still consider gta 3 the game in the franchise with the best story.You see the problem is it starts to slow and later on it doesn't get that exciting it feel more like a improvising than the true epic story that you may expect from the game.Apart from that the graphics are good but not excellent like mgs4 or k2.The city look alive but the problem is that the characters in the game look a bit flat when you see them around you don't feel them with the next gen look that you may expect.Also the graphical glitches are everywhere again but i think that is more like a tradition than a problem.Moving on the game is short in terms of story in my first try it only took me 18 hours, I felt that was to short. On the plus side the game play has being drastically improve, the shooting mechanism is spectacular and driving although more challenging and realistic it feels better to. With the addition of the cellphone and Internet to the franchise you feel like more near of real life but you see the give up some old things. For an example you cant get fat or slim,change your hair style and only have a limited selection of close. I felt that san adreas was a test drive to open gta 4 but in those aspects san andreas sadly is better.Side mission aren't that exciting,but they change the package feature for something better.GTA 4 problems are basically they took to step forward in many aspect of the game play but forgot what make the franchise better than other.Wait later for my full review but I have to say is not a bad game but is not excellent either.

8.0

JVCD

In the early 80 and 90 action films mix up with martial arts were the hip of the time.Through the years people went to see this movie to get excited and impress by moves or amazing fighting scenes. That was the million dollar industry of that era. Throughout the years people started to develop more expectation for these sorts of films and wanted more and more each time. Sadly many of these films didn't deliver the quality or picture that the people wanted from the films; they were basically more of the same. Why? well the reason was that most of them where low budget therefore depended in a simple script and actors willing to keep doing the same thing over and over again, you can apply here the term "that is your thing" for these actor. Some of them were Steven Seagal ,Wesley Snipes, Jean Claude Van Damme and many more. As the years passed time went harder and harder for them to make a movie that reach the theater. The last movie that Snipes makes his last day view on theater was Blade Trinity that was pretty mediocre compare to the standards of previous movies. But Jean Claude and Seagal it has been around 10 years since they have made a movie that reaches theater. They both move to home entertaining system that is basically your direct to DVD and movies for tv, ect. Snipes wasn't far behind.

When you come to look the action movies mix up with martial arts movement it coming to a closure sadly many actors will have to adapt to the new system or stay on the home entertaining system. As years go by Jean Claude had less and less movies on the local rentals and you wonder what happened to the good old Van Damme. Recently he did a picture call JVCD the titles seem stupid but don't let that fool you. Is the first time he is back in theater but only in limited release as most fine art movies. When you see the trailer you feel puzzled because with the trailer you can acknowledge that is not an action film is a full complex drama mixed up with a bit of action.

When I get to see the film; the premise feels like Dog Day Afternoon all over again instead of bank is a Post Office even one of the burglars looks alike to the burglar with Al Pacino on that movie. When they film starts to develop you feel really intrigued by the great production values and camera angles. I was thinking this is not Jean Claude it can't be. Well I let the movie run and notice this more like an autobiography Jean Claude life mix up with a robbery that is pretty common premise for a movie. I felt really impress by one thing and one thing only I am not talking about the production values or the script, I am talking about Jean Claude Van Damme's excellent performance. Near the last minutes of the movies he does a monologue about his life, aspiration, hopes, problems and dreams. You feel shock because it is so sincere and natural that you can aspire that all of that was coming directly from his heart not from the script. Also a plus for Jean Claude was in the monologue all was filmed in one shot you can see something different about him. A side of Van Damme that we never seen before that he is more than a simple mix martial arts character in this world, he can make dramas also. Another curious thing about the movie is that it contains some aspects of his life like when he was hooked up in drugs and had problems of getting custody in court. When you see moment where portrayed as the ones you have in your mind when you are remembering and reflecting some deep moment from your life.This is the best performance from a martial arts actor I have seen in all my years watching films. The monologue it was so sincere, so natural that you didn't feel you were watching a movie you felt you where having an actual conversation with Jean Claude Van Damme. With that said Jean Claude Van Damme has reclaimed his formal glory and become something much more and more diverse that what he was in his previous life as a actor. My hopes are up for Jean Claude I have hope that inside of him there is light once more, for that and many reasons this movie deserves your attention and affection.JCVD 8/10

Little Miss Sunshine review

Probably I will shutdow this book it may depend on you guys read it be extremelly honest,If it bad or good be honest really well I hope you enjoy it I know many of you wont so give a try and post a comment.

Prologue

Today I am going to tell you my story.I am not real because I am character created by an old boring man frustrated because his life was boring.Suddenly he started writing me I was born in july 29 1891 in this era my creator that I will never now in person because I only live inside his imagination and this page typewritten by him.O well I got to be thankfull because I existed,I hope he gives me a good finally or great closure in my story.Today I am retelling my story that he has written, I am actually 17 right now but I gonna start from ground zero as many refer in wartime.I may use modern reference because I am just a piece literature or fictional character that will become a best seller who knows.I was born july 1891 in Barcelona Spain but my present and your past may be a bit different.Than you expected because in my life spam ,the Inquisition never happened or burning of the Alexandrina library or the death of the Aztec.That means that my present is actually your present as well, that means we have flat screen tv"s and something similar to what you call rap.Also Tesla is recognize as the modern figure of atheism not Richard Dawkins but Tesla.Why I am telling you all this stuff you may call none sense because we are actually in the same time period but with different character.Instead of Michael Jackson we hear Beethoven as a popular hit, instead of reading harry potter as cult novel , we read Frankenstein or Dracula that mean that are technological advance are the same but we have different perspective about life or death or literature.You may thing I use a lot this word (or) but it is use in the great memory of Shakespeare that instead thy he used or.All of this may sound confusing to some but hey I am only a piece of literature written by an old boring man that has no live.But instead of been happy by himself He gave birth to me your current narrator at this time.Also bringing back the different we don't discriminate against no religion because their not any.That may shock but yes their are the christian or Jews but is not the same I in your real world.The respect everybody opinion and they don't interfere with your life.They don't impose to you that their god is right and your is wrong the dont do any of those stuff.That why I say that their no religions because religions imposed them self one to another.Now that you understand my fiction but utterly similar world of mine you can enter my real life or a my creator may think of it his ilusion of decent world.

Chapter 1

My name is Goyolap and will tell you my story,my fictional story.You may related some events with your life but it will be only pure coincidence.Why I say this because I am not real and I am only here to entertaining you as reader.Proceeding with my life I was born in July 29 1891 this day it is mark in the real world as the day Don Pedro Albizus Campos was born in more simple words P.A.C. this doesn't hold any real relationship with my life but is an interesting fact.I was born in Barcelona at my house that would for 17 years.My mother died when she gave birth to me it may be a sad story but I was name after her.She was young petite women with lookson her eyes that captivated any man but oddly she fell in love with my biological father that was consider a pretty quiet person.The reason I say biological will be show later in the story.That day I was told that my father was so furious about my mom death that he left me in my grandparents house and never came back.This may sound kind of sad but my life well is weird an complex one.My first years I was a simple quiet boy with nothing to do that what everyone said but completely on true what they dint knew that I was merely a smart kid,but that not relative at his point.So lets skip when I was age 4.

My first of class was a pretty odd one when I enter the class I saw this male boy crying because his Sherlock toy was taken away from him.I will never forget that face his name was Razzorblade who would knew that we will be friends up to now in my life.Those years where a bit stubborn I felt attracted to the first female but sadly I don't remember her name because I was to focus on her big boobs.A factor I forgot to mention is that in my world all girls have big boobs because the scientist did something to the ozon layer that drastically change women hormonal development it wasn't that bad they had overly big boobs that was the only factor everything else grew at the same rate it was meant to be.Later In Kinder garden I am met this weird goth girl that was blond that pretty contradictory because goth girls tend to have their color black or brown but it was ok for me.It was the first time I felt attraction for real not because her fisicalbut because of her personality and her way of being.It only lasted until second grade but hey that was my first interaction with the opposite sex.Later on I will jump to the six grade because nothing relative in between because mostly was mindless fun with my friend like for an example razzorblade and me, we go out and pretend to kill everyone as they where zombies or black guys of Africa it maybe racist when you think about it now but it was innocent fun what more can you ask.

In the sixth grade was the breach between your child innocence and your future what do I mean by this.I discover the best thing in my life well it was at that time masturbation but for real.I use try but I dint ejaculate or anything but in the sixth grade I felt like a fireman every time I cum.It was like a fountain of joy.This may sound perverted but is important part of life,it is the first sexual pleasure you feel when you are young and it cause a great impact in your life.Skipping this part because the writer doesn't want to sound as a pervert and he doesn't want me his fictional character to give him bad fame he would skip until the 7 grade.

This year was a very important one other than lord of the hairs the best movie ever crafted came out in that time.I make a lot of peculiar friends in this era Other than my old collegues such as razzorblade and pulido90.I found pretty strange personalities a black guy that sounded like a movie commercial became one of my closest friends his name was sephiroth_4567.Also a met this Bolillo fella that was a mormon I though they where exterminate like the dinasours but they werent.This era can be call the **** up movement everything we did we did it together.We where what you call in war brothers in arms.We dint separate for nothing, we where always talking about how we can make a porn about the nuns in our school.Or about this famous game that came out name atg that was basically a world that you have the control you can kill shoot anyone or stole everthing you disered(desear corregir).To convert it a version of barcelona most famous cartel la pearl.It would make great recreation with a lot character inside corupted politics wars between cartels of the religious society.We had some pretty crazy ideas.This life spam was basically can be recall as the bonding era.But the next life spam I am going to talk had the biggest impact inside my fictional life and also in my writer I think this part was for real inside his life.

In the 9 grade I met the most original,beautiful and extraordinary girl that I have meet inside my hold life.Her name was bebbiDonna Pretty akwark name but it can be thought as the mosaic she is.But I dint felt nothing for her until may but I will skip a lot of character if breach that time period before my time.Also I met to strange fellows one was redmenck that was frustrated by the life he took but was pretty damn smart.It was rare to see American here in Spain but he was transfer student from Mississippi that receive numerous award but in my opinion he was extremely overrated but we became friends.There he was a big mass moving up and down, I am exaggerating a bit there he was my immigrant and close friend cantoeloco,why i say close well I don't know for sure but maybe I will never will.Inside the mind of goyolap

Chapter one ends here!!!!!

Chapter 2

The real life inside the horrible haven

Presentation of inside the mind of goyolap

It has been almost a year since I started writting the story of goyolap I am almost finish to with people that have read it complety that is not your case.They say the like the way I do each chapter a thinken the plot toward the end and enlarge is weird and complex way.Well atleast I am getting a good response from the crowd you may use that expression but still i feel that this book is just a reflexion of my frustration in real life.Not like lolituao that was great book full of originality.I love my sketch of that book I remeber I started potraiding it like very simple story when you find out that lolituao was only part of the imagination of the main character you feel I weird twist inside of you well that was my reaction.Well I havent introduce myself my name is Clicho Malave and I am the writter.I myself dont consider myself any good but still my book sells pretty decent enought to put my throught a whole year without working at all.This my final book is my final book also it bears many similarities with lolituao but it takes a different turn.This story is basically assuming that the inquision and alejandrina library wasnt burn that mean that he may live in 1891 but the have everthing thing we have with a very different perspective.I hope you enjoy my presentation of the book.This book is going to be realease in fall.Thank you.

Back home

It has been many years since i felt happy again many people assume because my way of writting I am an odd happy individual but that quite the oposite.My only book that truly represent the dark way of thinking of mine was my first book Ada Wong but no one read it o well atleast my last few books have been a success enough to keep in a vacation for five years.I am missed the good days when I was a teacher of table tennis in my school it was a bit hard at first but later it was like my life job dream come true it may sound a bit cliche but it is true.Until that they I never seen a more beatuful women but something about her felt odd and wearing.At first I ignore her and teach her like anyone but later we became close friends.When i saw her at school she flirted with and we notice something was growing between us.We where almost a couple but because of apperance or status she vanquis from my side.After one month she talk to me again and told she was engange I felt so hoppless so lost.I will never forget her I still love her but she may not feel the same way back it has been several years since our last talk. I am 25 she is 23 and our last talk was when i was 22.Its odd after all that time I never forgot her like she became part of me.I feel like killing myself everyday I am so frustrated by that feeling the only thing that calms me down is this writting my books but this going to be my last book after what I am going to do.

Clicho started crying and what he dint know was that Goyolap was watching him.Some say when a writter gives spirit to his writting souls come out in an extrodanary original way that what happend here.Goyolap was a bit unhappy because his creator has created for him a plesant world with a lot of twist and turns but always there is a happy ending or atleast a medium rare.

It has been since 3 days since that night Clicho dint get better only worse.

Clicho i was had in his jacket a copy of his most reason book for no particular reason with that clear you can pretty much tell that goyolap was always with him.In a night in Barcelona Clicho saw her again Coco as beatiful as ever nothing odd about her that she was always a bit crazy but that part what Clicho like best of her.Suddenly he sit in the park she was and started thinking if to go and talk to her.Suddenly his book started shaking like a mini earthquake.He was scare and oddly intrigue when is check his pocket was his book.He open it and saw a man that was forming from the letters inside the book.he was amazed and he could not believe his eyes.Suddenly the word man started speaking.

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Goyolap:Hi

Clicho amazed by the event he responded with a low and petrified tone: Hi

Goyolap:you dont know who I am do you come kid I came out of your book who else is going to be.

Clicho silent

Goyolap:well not going to talk I might as well return to my pages

Clicho said waittttttttttttt

Goyolap:Now where talking do me a favor and go talk to Coco stop being a wuss

Clicho:how do you know here name

Goyolap look at him said daaaaaaa you talk about her in your house all day long well only at night I pressume.

Clicho:how this is happeing your part of my imagination how the hell you came to life

Goyolap:When you put heart and soul to your writting something true and unique emerges

Clicho watching goyolap every movement and started saying but a lot of times

Goyolap but what:stop talking to me start talking to her

Clicho:your point, you think she even remembers me

Goyolap:look kid you better talk now to her because this might be the last change you get,she is part of you as I am part of you as well. start being a man and go to her.Hey yo dont think she got a sister I can take to bed hahahahahaahah.

Clicho confused by the action that had ocurred started thinking and decided what goyolap was saying is true he must go to her this maybe the last time ill see her.

Sorry for the interuption this chapter for an important announcement Michael Jackson was found alive in alaska moments after premature death in an interview he tell us that he was going to his homeplanet venus.Or top story tonight Jesus christ was found drunk at a casino in las vegas nobody believe it but it was true.Also he was interogated by police federal cop name Lucifer,The cop tolds us that Jesus was found with 20 pounds of pure cocaine directly from heaven the archangel is currently on the scene.On smaller news marta steward announce a whole new line of products for black people like **** knife but she was heavely critizes.Breaking news just come in president obama has sing a peace treaty with the ambasador of Irak.The only thing he ask in exchange was Obamas wife hmm wierd and Obama dint refuse.Tomorrow At dawn we are going to talk about bigfoot stayed in carribean and more.

This was Martha stuart news see you next time

And remenber nothing like my products

Is something I wrote yesterday I considered is pretty decent is in spanish, if you know the language plz enjoy.

La bestia

A pasado mucho tiempo,mucho maldito tiempo desde que te miro a esos ojos. Pareceran solo dos dias tiempo pero enrealidad son aņos en mis ojos luminosos.Recuerdo la primera vez que te vi nunca en mi vida pense que me iva enamorar de una criatura tan curiosa como sois voz.Pasaron las semanas entre nosotros la curiosidad crecio dentro de mi y siguio aumentando me pregunte que le veo a esta criatura ademas de su complejidad y originalidad.Desde aquel dia analise,pense y admiraba su ser.Pasaron los meses y esa curiosidad se convirtio en algo indomable.Como un hambre que no se cesa con descontrol que ninguna monotonia podia aguantar ni dictadura.Desde ese momento en adelante entendi lo que estaba ocurriendo era el amor el que estaba creciendo.Pero lo negue como un creyente niega a su dios antes de la muerte por su salvacion y ruega que su creador lo perdone para siempre.Al pasar de la tempora mas caliente de todo el aņo yo la senti mas fria q el invierno temblaba del frio.De mi boca salia una especie de aliento condensado que nunca habia visto caliente como el fuego pero no quemaba si no que te enfriaba a tal nivel q tus sentimientos se descomponian y sabias lo que hacias.Trate suprimir esa bestia durante esa temporada pero nunca lo logre,solo pude comunicarme con ella entenderla y analisarla.Llego el otoņo me le acerque a la vestia me subtrajo con tal ternura como la cual nunca antes habia sentido.Pasaron los anos me fui mutilando degrandando,deje de caminar en dos piernas y empese a andar en cuatro largas patas.Poco a poco tome su forma lleno de sicatrices y heridas.Me converti en ese animal que tanto persguia me di cuenta de algo cuando un ser encuentra a otro ser de otra naturaleza evoluciona y muta para encerrarse y lograr en casillarse dentro de su corazon.Paso el tiempo todo corria como algo tan diverso fantasioso y inclusivemente erotico.Pero no del erotismo vulgar y grotesco si no del cual dos seres se juntan y forman algo unico.Al pasar el tiempo mis cicatrices sanaban poco a poco hasta que vino una bestia de mayor calibre su humbria opaca en lo que me habia convertido.El tiempo fue pasando mientras que ella se alejaba de mi y se unia a el yo fue mutando a lo que originalmente era.Pero solo habia un problema nunca logre volver integro a lo que era ahora lleno de mas cicatrices y mas deformidades no puedo ser considerado humano ni bestia como ella si no algo entremedio que era el resultado de una experiencia amarga y bondadosa.Como buen cazador que era miraba de las afuera observaba y me acercaba me comunicaba y salia despacio.Para que la bestia y el humbrio supieran de mi existencia.An pasado cinco aņos desde aquel momento dentro de su apojeo estoy lleno de cicatrices y deformidades nunca podre ser el ser que antes fui tan formidable y inpenetrable que sois era ahora algo incomprensible de un calibre indistiguible.Estos cinco aņos e encontrado criaturas distintas pero ninguna como tu.Estos cincos aņos de dolor solo me van a recordar por que te casare durante cinco aņos mas y los que seguiran lo mismo.Por que aunque tu no lo sepas y los demas me consideren obsoleto inpotente siemrpre sabre que un amor con el tuyo no lo tiene cualquiera.Que morir intentando es mejor que fracasar miles de veces.En este campo de batalla viejo,deforme,mutilado herido se que triunfare por una sola razon esa mirada tuya que me aranca el corazon.Cada vez que te veo criatura incocebible te domare aunque me tome el resto de mis dias.