"But He Made It Out......
.....With a bullet in his back." Hey, anyone guess my blog title? Unless you're a hardcore fan of this band, you're probably not gonna know who it is. anyways, as I said in Dee's blog I said the dark Knight kicks the crap out of the other Batman Movies, so I'm placing my official ranking that may change:
Batman: 92/100
Batman Returns: 85/100
Batman Forver: 75/100
Batman And Robin: 35/100
Batman Begins: 96/100
Dark Knight:99/100
Anyways a list:
MY TOP 10 FAVORITE GUITARISTS
1.
slash
2.
kirk hammett
3.
eddie van halen
4.
jimi hendrix
5.
randy rhoads
6.
jimmy page
7.
yngwie malmsteen
8.
joe perry
9.
angus young
10.
pete townshead
see ya
HP
One More Day Til............
THE DARK KNIGHT COMES OUT!
It's one of my most anticipated movies coming out this year, in spill.com it has it's highest rating (and the only noe with that rating as of now), 93% in rotten tomaotes and the plot is good too. In honor of it I'll do so some batman movie reviews;
Batman
94/100
As of now is the second best in the series. Jack Nicholson is a good Joker and plays morelike the one in the comic books than what I have learned from the dark Knight. Michael keaton is the second best Batman (christian Bale the best of course) and does play his role with skill. The plot is impressive, it doesn't have a lot of action but that doesn't mean it sucks as the plot will have you wanting more.
Batman Returns
87/100
While this is a very good Batman there's way too much Catwoman in here and less of Batman and Penguin. Neverheless, still very good all the actors play their role well. It's not the most powerful Batman but it's still a good treat with a plot that will keep you on the edge of your seat. While this is only a B, I still recommend.
Batman Forver
76/100
One of the most annoying things in this Batman is that he's blonde
but overall not that bad not that good. I personally think they should've never added Robin in the series. Val Kimler is an Okay Batman not as good as Michael Keaton or Christian Bale but better than george clooney. Jim carrey is a good riddler and two-face probably could've have had better development. This movie is right in the middle in the series.
Batman And Robin
60/100
Easily, the worst in the series. George Clooney even admits that he ruined Batman. Anyways, it's horrendous. George Clooney is a bad Batman and Arnold Schwartzennagger is a bad Mr. Freeze. Also, did we really need a batgirl? And as dee said the batsuit had nipples
.
Batman Begins
100/100
Right now the best Batman so far. Has a good plot, good action, and good actors. There's nothing wrong with this movie. While in Batman, it shows Batman beggining, the movie never clarified why he did it and how he did it. This exactly did it. If you are a fan of superheores, comics etc. watch this. you'll feel like a jerk if you don't.
That's all I have for you tonight.
HP.
"You Might Have Heard Disneyland.....
.... But I dinstinctively Said Military School" Which tv show was that from and what episdoe? Anyways, not a lot of things going around here lately. Other than the fact that it's summer and that there's nothing really special going on lately. Anyways:
Top 10 Ways You can Tell You shouldn't be On The Internet (NOTE:this blog may piss people a lot if you're not sure you think youmay be one of those please don't read it).
1. You send threatening messages to people you haven't met in person on the internent and you think it intimidates or scares them.
2. You recklessly butcher the english language by making constant spelling and grammar errors intentionally. (NOTE: It's okay if you do it on moderation or if it's at least readable)
3. You actually get scared when people send threatening messages.
4. You believe that those stupid chain letters people post will actually happen.
5. You type in caps lock to pretend you're screaming.
6. If you have a youtube account, you're too chicken to except someone critsizing you're video that you delete every single bad comment or close your account becasue of it.
7. You advertise these pointless websites for no reason.
8. You write a lot of blogs but set your profile to private. (Then what's the point of writing blogs when only you can read it lol
)
9. On youtube you flag videos for very pointless reasons.
10. Going back to youtube again, you critsize a video called "the Super Bowl Bong". (It was a bit bias i know)
Enjoy
HP.
"When There's Lightning.....
...You Know It Always Brings Me Down". woohoo! I'm back from seeing Dio and boy I gotta tell you he kicks ass! He is very good live and played all his ht songs like: "Holy Diver","Rainbow In The Dark", Last In Line" "All The fools Sailed Away" etc. (sorry if I'm torchering you Ryan
.) After that, me and my paretns went to Vegas. That trip was overall okay I got free free tickets to The Blue Man Group but we had to it by going on some stupid timeshare. They said it will only be two hours long but the dumb thing lasted for 4 hours! What the hell! and when we finally said no they said they were gonna give us the tickets but will it be like buying a house where you get your stuff right after you buy it? No! That took another hour so The Blue Men Group was intersting but a bit of a waste of time in that dumb timeshare. It reminded me of the SP episode "Asspen" went those timeshare brokers kept harassing them
. Anyways no list today this was jst a quick blog. So see ya.
HP
"Wine Is Fine But whiskey's Quicker.....
...Sucide Is Slow With Liquor" . Guess the song. Anyways, I'm bored as hell so a new blog. Nothing going on really excpet; I'M GOING TO SEE DIO TOMORROW. Yes Dio, I know people usually say it three months befoe the concert but I always forget to tell you so I'm sa7ying it in the last miunte
. Anywyas, I promised a list last night hope you like it.
Top 5 biggest scums in the music industry in my opinion
1. Pete Wentz
2. Billie Joe Armstrong
3. Jon Bon jovi
4. Fred Durst
5. Ryan Ross
Also, you know how I said the comic boook guy one would be my permanent icon, well I'm a liar
. What do you think is the best:




that's all for tonight!
HP








