ok i posted this on myspace.com and this one guy freaked out on me!

here is the poem!

A poem for girls ....
>I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping
>spree.Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without
>a hard-on. I can balance
>the checkbook,I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size
>of my ass.My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can
>admit, to others when I'm wrong. I
>don't drive in circles, at any cost.And I don't have a problem, admitting
>I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it,
>I'm usually late.I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need
>instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get
>jock itch.And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a BEEP! say to
>your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.In your dreams, my dear, I can do
>better! Flowers are okay,But jewelry's best.Look at ME you idiot...Not at
>my chestI don't have a problem,With Expressing my feelings.I know when
>you're lying,You look at the
>ceiling.DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .I am a WOMAN.Get it?, you
>DICK!?!

this was our conversation it goes from most recent to oldest!

Clearly I know what "OC" stands for.
This argument is redundant, and you've spent a large portion of your messages creating arguments against yourself.

Grades prove nothing, you're clearly an idiot, and while I may not be achieving high 90's averages, I could without a doubt outsmart you any day.

You have to be well spoken & have decent "people" skills to become a psychologist dear (oh, and you'd probably want to look into learning how to spell it right!), both of which you lack.

Cheers, this conversation is over.

I've had better arguments with lawn furniture.

-Andrew

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: hottemperedbrunette
Date: Dec 24 2006 8:30 AM


How old are you!? would you just relax already! holy crap you are taking this way too seriously! I wasn't rying to write an essay! shut up about my grammatical errors!

FYI- the majority of people look to the side when they are trying to remember something not when they are lying! get your damn facts straight!

I accepted this poem for what it was that is why I posted it on myspace! it was not so people could rip it apart! one of my GIRL friends wrote this and sent it to me! so i really don't appreciate all this stupid crap your given! and wether you realize it or not you just refuse to let yourself admitt when you're wrong that is why we keep replying over and over again! i write stuff and you attempt to retaliate with this stupid crap you think is actually valid but it's not!

about reality! what about what i said wasn't real!? that's basically what i have been asking you from the beginning what  isn't true!

about the make-up i spend about 3 minutes a day on makeup! and people who either are insecure or have some reason to put on more make up then that need to get some help (self-esteem coach).

this was meant to be a poem for girls to read and laugh at! not for boys (or what ever you are) to critacize and mock! you aren't suppose to get it at all and pretend you do! if i was ten would i have a 96 average in grade ten preparing to do a grade 11 psychology, sociology, and anthropology course in europe this summer! I don't think so!

I really don't know what kind of girls you hang out with but how about (and be true to yourself) you send this to some of your girlfriends with nothing but the poem on the page and with the title of a poem for girls and see what they have to say about it! don't give them any of your oppinion!

wtf is OC! cause if ur referring to the tv show i have never watched it in my life and it stands for orange county (california) dumb ass!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: - — Andrew Infidelity; — -
Date: Dec 24 2006 1:47 AM


One, you didn't write that, you stole it from an e-mail/somewhere else.

Two, if your message wasn't so full of grammatical and spelling errors, I may have taken it into actual consideration.

Three, how old are you, ten? God, I can't WAIT until reality hits, and you realize how pathetically and politically incorrect almost EVERYTHING you stated is.

You seem to think I don't know a thing about girls, but you'd be wrong there.

I've dated, befriended, and listened to the dramatic ongoings of FAR too many girls, and it's taught me a hefty number of things.

The first being that any girl who spends more than 30 minutes on their makeup is nothing but a fake, image-oriented, insecure little BEEP who's SO caught up in being "OC" that they've lost the point of "Public Appearances".

I've never looked at the ceiling, very few guys do, as a matter of fact, when I lie, I look people straight in the eyes. It's more convincing that way.

AND FYI -- The majority of guys look off to the sides when telling a lie. NOBODY stares at the ceiling.

There IS a such thing as baldness in women, you douchebag.

You don't get an erection when you get a massage, but neither do the majority of guys (unless it was intended).

That's clearly a sexist statement, because you COULDN'T get one either.

I do happen to know, however, a sensual massage CAN lead girls to become wet, girls have needs too!

I dont believe ANY guy has EVER said (at least, not in my 18 years of experience) that a woman is uncapable of pumping her own gas.

And you have GOT to be kidding me about guys not admitting when they are wrong.

Girls, in general, are SO amazingly ignorant and stubborn, they could BEEP one simple thing up, and to save their own "social dignity & pride" that they'd defend it to the death.

Don't be a stereotypical sexist BEEP
It goes both ways.

-Andrew

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: hottemperedbrunette
Date: Dec 23 2006 5:29 PM


when did it ever say perfectionist?

let me translate the poem so you understand it better!

fact #:
1. I shave my legs - duh we do!
2. I sit down to pee - again duh!
3. And I can justify any shopping spree - yes we can. we definatley are good with excuses!
4. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. - last time i checked that was true!
5. I can get a massage without a hard-on - well duh!
6. I can balance the checkbook- we aren't flaky if that's what you mean by know it alls
7. I can pump my own gas. - we don't need that much help!
8. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. - we can and we do!
9. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.- have you never heard a guy complain over how long girls take to get ready, that's what that means!
10. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.- guys really don't admitt they are wrong, again it's a fact!
11. I don't drive in circles, at any cost.- have you ever seen a girl like me doing donuts, didn't think so!
12. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.- that's just a stereotype i thought would be funny!
13. I never forget, an important date.- girls plan things months in advance. they set their lifes around schedules
14. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.-again we must be fashionably late
15. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.-we just don't
16. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.-just a message to guys so they don't thimk that just because we are watching sports with them does not mean we need to see everything over and over again!
17. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.- well thoughs are just facts of life
18. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a **** another message to guys about girls cause it happens often!
19. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!- guys that say thoughs things make girls want to barf, yet another fact
20. Flowers are okay,But jewelry's best.- we do prefer jewlery but flowers are nice too!
21. Look at ME you idiot...Not at my chest.- have you never seen one of thoughs t-shirts before!
22. I don't have a problem,With Expressing my feelings.-girls cry all the time
23. I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling.-it's true you do look at the ceiling when you lie
24. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .I am a WOMAN.Get it?, you DICK!?!- we hate guys who say stuff like that to us! to us they are DICKS!

(Attention: this may not apply to all woman! some woman do love doing donuts and acting crazy and in my point of view a little manly but thats their choice!)

"WE ARE NOT WORTHY" of thou who knowst all about woman! how bout you stop trying to talk about what you know nothing about! I had no idea that writing something just for the fun of expressing how woman think!

P.S do you realize that out of everyone who read this you are the only one who thought it was inappropriate! you obviously think you know alot about woman, but ya DON'T!

P.P.S. i don't hang out with guys like this but they happen to exist! so i was sending a message to show that woman realize what idiots thoughs guys are so mabye some of them would stop screwing us around!!!!!!

P.P.P.S i realize that girls mess up to where did i say they don't! what the helk are you reading! "dick"!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: - — Andrew Infidelity; — -
Date: Dec 23 2006 8:40 AM


No, you're not just "a girl" you're a drama-queen who clearly believes this is reality.

The reality IS that ALL guys aren't "dicks", and if ALL the guys YOU know are "dicks", then it's because you're hanging out with the wrong kind, namely the "jocks".

This poem is sexist, and it makes it seem as if girls are all-knowing, all-correct, perfectionists.

Girls BEEP up too, "dick".

-Andrew

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: hottemperedbrunette
Date: Dec 22 2006 2:36 PM


first of all, you think that this is disgracing women well you obviously did not notice the title was for girls. guys don't get this kind of thing. we find it funny cause its true! we know we do all these things! if you actually read it you would find that it is more about disgracing guys! by the way do you think i would post it if i thought it was disgracfull? I am a Girl! What did you find disgracfull?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: - — Andrew Infidelity; — -
Date: Dec 22 2006 1:00 PM


Dumbest poem ever.

You've disgraced girls with this trash.

LIKE HONESTLY WHAT THE HELK IS HIS PROBLEM! HOW OLD IS HE!? HE TALKS TO ME LIKE MY ENGLISH TEACHER (MINUS THE SWEARING)! HE IS JUST TRYING TO AVOID THE FACT THAT HIS IS WRONG JUST LIKE THE POEM SAYS!

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