Well I haven't blogged in forever, so I'm going to tell the first story that comes to mind: Last night I went to the ARA for Matthew's party. Somehow Gabi managed to make the shampoo explode all over the bath house, all over her, and when she jumped in the pool (WITHOUT taking a shower first), all in the pool. I was spitting up soap all night from swallowing the tiniest amount, when Edward pulled me in, resulting in swallowd water and a big gross purple/yellow bruise on my knee. Oh well, it matches all the others well.

Lesson: Don't eat shampoo, or let people pull you into pools.

After that I went to Eva's house for a sleepover, and of course James (her little brother who's in 4th grade) had 12 friends over, who were constantly banging on our wall, making it almost impossible to sleep, so I threatened to in thier sleep if the didn't stop. They stoped.

Lesson: 4th graders are afraid of empty threats.