No, I Don't Want a Cup of Coffee. I Hate Coffee.

I'm serious. Don't even ask me why.

Negative Blogging: Things I Hate
Excluding Coffee... for now.

Well, I've made a short list of things that really annoy me. I'm actually thinking how fair it'd be to make a top-something. I'll try.

Anyway, here it is:

10 Emo Haters

First of all: emo people don't even exist. I've always known it, and thewinekone was also helpful. The only thing that's real must be the music genre. I'd even accept it as a fashion thing. But it's definitely not a depression phase.

Second of all: why making a big deal out of it? That'll be over soon anyway.

09 Excesive Swearing

It can be fun the first couple of minutes... but that's it.

Pulp Fiction, South Park and even Kiss Kiss Bang Bang are examples of the F' word being dead. It's past its time already. Do you even feel it? Your parents and teachers might.

08 Reggaeton

If you don't know what that is, then you might wanna have a look here.

If you're too lazy to open the link: Daddy Yankee? "A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina!)"? ... Shakira & Wyclef Jean? "I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie"?

However, reggaeton is overrated. I'm sick of it.

07 CUL8ER!1

Or see you later, if you will.

Why bothering? I mean, I don't even have to do with this; english is not a part of me. But even in spanish, we have all these... abreviations. It gets me kind of desperate when people keep ruining the language.

Don't hate me for this, but I can't even admit terms like: lmao, rofl - and such. And by not admiting them, I mean I find myself upset. I know it's pointless, but it's just too much. Try not switching words: save our languages!

And just to make the note: I hate THINGS, not PEOPLE (almost an exception with the emo haters).

06 Drama

I hate suffering (d'uh). But people pretending they suffer is even worse.

This part of the list includes movies- in a way. I just don't wanna get into it... I prefer laughing.

05 Beer

And drunken lullabies, obviously (I don't even know if 'drunken' is the same thing as drunk, but it's a song I happen to love).

Yes, I hate beer. At least I do when people depend on it, you know; like, they can't have fun without it. Why is it that necessary? Why getting drunk when you can spend your weekend riding bicycles or finishing a 1000-piece puzzle? (the examples are meant to be ridiculous) ..

The good thing is that I don't even like alcohol. It also makes me a lame person (in some ways), but I don't care. At least I don't have coffee (I do have caffeine from coke, I think?), alcohol.. or even tobacco in my organism. I'm not that healthy, though. So...

04 "This Show Sucks!"

Even the statement is wrong. The right way must be: I hate/dislike this show.

I've always thought you can express yourselves; but sometimes you just have to shut up. The clear example is on the forum. Sometimes it's so obvious when people haven't even seen what is on discussion, and start saying how horrible it is.

This happens a lot on the Office Forum, right? They kee saying the UK version is better, and all they did was copying... Well, guess what? None is better! It's all about what you think, really. They're very different. Give it a chance before saying what you THINK you're GONNA THINK. Don't do it with the Pilot, though.

... Please?

03 Both Drivers & Pedestriands

... so catch 22.

It all depends of the context (simple as it sounds) : If I'm walking home, I'll hate how the drivers will keep running, even after the lights are red. If I'm driving, I'll hate how the pedestrians won't even look before crossing the street.

Is that clear enough?

Well, that just... stresses me a lot.

02 People Smoking on My Face

... Make me ill.

Sadly enough, it happens a lot.

01 "It's obviously not working"

I'm the one who decides if my so-called long distance relationship is working or not.

Now, that drives me mad. It's nobody's business, but us the people involved. And I keep listening to the same advices of how I should totally break up with her. Or the same old stories of people who went through it and suffered a lot.

Just so you know... I'm not any of them. This is totally me, Hector. And Hector is smart enough to know when things are going right or wrong. And all I'm trying to do is enjoying it; "what if"s ... those things are thoughts, not facts. And, it's going great so far. I love her as much as I did when I lived back there (home-my city). *Sigh* ... I just typed really hard.

Take care, have fun.

And do not feed the sharks.

Sincerely (and being the Marisol lover he's always been)
Hector