It's hard to say much about these without being banned. Their parents were racist, and the kids are taking after them. They're old enough to know better really. They should be sent to jail for hate crime. They definitle shouldn't be ruining the civilised world with their holocaust denial crap.

Normally I make fun of geordie accents, but Maxïmo Park (with two dots over the "i") have proven that it can be used for a good affect. Their distinct accent stands out against the backing and you can instantly tell it's them among the other bands in your collection. In general, these guys are underrated and deserve to get constant number 1s.

Once, a Swedish teenager by the name of Daniel Mahmedahl made fun of his friends motorbikes. He recorded it and uploaded it to the internet. Then, a German 3D designer made an animation with a blue... err... thing. It was spotted by overcharging ringtone company Jamster, and it was then that the horror started. The advert for this thing that yells "ding ding ding" appeared constantly. People were suckered into buying it and Jamster made millions. They were not content however, so put the annoying "ding ding" noise into various tunes and sold it. it might have been funny without the constant advertising, but its just worn out now.