Basketball Diaries
Okay so my cousin Dante & I went to play hoops at the gym on the army base and dontcha just hate it when you're running and your boobs bounce up and hit you in your face, like really... it fuccin irks me all the fuccin time... anyway, we played against Dante's army nuggz that was there and of course they won, kuz they cheat... damn army foolz... but it was all gravy, so... after our game, we just rested for a little bit. We went outside to smoke and we were just sittin' on the bench bullsh!ttin & clownin and we seen this car that was rattling back & forth... and my eyes got hella big
the boys were whistlin & rootin
while I was sittin there like OMG... who the fucc does that anymore... unless you're in high school...
Anyway, the car started up & skidded off, after that... we went in for another game... our team won this time... heh... I had to throw a couple of 'bows to get a score
hey, a girl do what she gotta do... 
Anyway, after our game we were gettin ready to leave and we see 2 chicks arguing in the parking lot... some black chick was throwin them up to some white chick screaming, "B!tch... Imma fucc you up!" We were all like... oh sh!t... fight fight fight... anyway, I get closer & we see that the black girl's boyfriend's trying to break it up and that the car him & the white chick were in was the same car gettin' romped in the parking lot.( did you get that?
) Anyway, the white chick yelled something back to the black chick like, "White meat is better than dark meat," and that's when all hell broke loose... black chick was gettin her kix in and the white chick was pullin out black chick's weave... we couldn't hold it in anymore... everybody just started cracking up! The sh!t was so hilarious... yall should've seen it... anyway, MP came and was like, wtf is yall doing. Yeah... we bounced! I couldn't stop cracking up all the way home... I'm pretty sure the white chick got smashed on but not positive... her nose was bleeding though and she was on the ground, sorry, I feel no remorse for b!tches like her so I wouldn't give a fucc if the black chick whooped her a$$ worse YADADIMEAN!! Yeah... and I got another fuccin violation for flaming & disruptive posting... them fuccers needa get a life and back the fucc up!! FUQ damn punk b!tch mods!!
KORI
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To me, it was just all too predictable, I think I'm just more mad at the fact that it was only 1 hour... how the f*ck do you expect me to get a fix in 1 muthaf*ckin hour... f*ckin Fox Network needs to be electrocuted, damn f*ckers!
I can't believe they cancelled My So-Called Life, what the f*ck were you thinking taking this show off the air... do you not see how hot Jared Leto is... OMG... I'm so in love with him and his black eyeliner... he's just scrumptiously hott!!
I'm gonna go to Jack in the Box now, bkuz my stomach's growling and I so wanna ultimate bacon cheeseburger, OMG... my mouth is already watering, that only happens when I think about coffee & tequila! On second thought... maybe I should cool down b4 driving... I'm still a little pissed off about John Doe! F*CKIN WRITERS... GETCHO MIND RYTE!!
My weekend at home!
I HAD SO MUCH FUN YALL... U DON'T EVEN KNOW!
Now, it's too much to write in here... but first, let me just say that... all of us that left here in Seattle (me, Shannon, Patty, Laith, McKenzie, & Danny) did not sleep until Sunday morning in Indianapolis... is that crazy or what?!? That's how wild our whole entire weekend was.
Anyway, I would love to post the pix on here, but theres just too many, so I'll just do a slideshow somewhere and post a link, yall can check it out if you want. I miss Boston... I miss it so much, I actually convinced my husband in moving back... but I can't leave my job... uuuggghhhh!!
I got to see my mom & 2 brothers, they're more like my bodyguards
... we all went our different ways after high school... and that was the first time all 3 of us been together since my wedding - 7yrs ago, the only one missing was my sister. Anyway, at the Pats/Colts game... OMG... I was literally in tears after the game, so I called my husband to vent and he said, "Well, babe at least Prison Break comes back on tomorrow..." My eyes have been dried ever since... 
I'm sooooo EXCITED about Prison Break tonight!!!
Me & my two bodyguards!! I love these 2 so much!!
At the bachelorette party... THEY ARE OUR SPECIALTY!
The after reception party at The Avalon!!
At the Pats/Colts game... but my heart is always with the Seattle Seahawks!
It's great to be back in Seattle, however... I miss home!! Kuz that's where the heart is!!
Lovelove,
KORI
Out for the weekend!
So... it's almost 12 midnite here and I should get ready for bed... but I'm gonna be gone for the weekend so I thought I'd tell you guys to have a safe weekend yourselves.
One of my friends is getting married back in Boston this Saturday... and of course, me & Toni's in the line... kuz we're hot chicas like that lol... anyway, the whole gangs flying out tomorrow afternoon... then flying to Indianapolis early Sunday morning... for the Patriots/Colts game... I'm soooo stoked! Then, coming back home before Prison Break starts... OMG... I am soooooo excited! And I don't have to go back to the office until next Wednesday, how wicked is that?
Anyway, you guys have a safe & funfilled weekend... goodnite & don't do anything I wouldn't do.
"Aye Papi Chulo... I like it rufffffffffffff!"
A few of my favorite things... USMC style!
...raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...
So, the weather outside is cold & crappy looking, but on the bright side... I didn't have to go to work today (I'm doing it from home), but it's still nice to be able to stay home and not drive... it snowed, I think about 5 inches last night. And of course, people here don't know the meaning of safe driving!! Anyway, I'm on my 3rd pot of coffee of the morning... obviously because I can't take my a$$ to Starbucks... damn you snow!!
Well, to my topic now... I put a few of my favorite things, and appropriately, my favorite men in the world are the two loves of my life, my husband Ryan & my son Dominic!
My Semper Fi Love:
If my husband isn't around, my little man is sure to have my back:
And if they're not around... I can manage on my own:
Did you see the finger? It means, "Marines kill with their bare hands... so f*ck off BEOCH!"
Now kiss my a$$!!
LMFAO!! So, you've now seen what I live for... my family! I use to be in the marine corps and once a marine, always a marine. OORAH!
"Two things you should always know about a marine: Don't mess with his rifle and NEVER mess with his family!"
Til next time BEOCHES!!
LoveloveJ,
Kori
