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sorry again

sorry that i haven't been posting...college is kinda busy...but hopefully i can put up some new jokes
Posted by lord_chade, 10/01/2005 2:33am
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I'm back

hey ya'll...i'm back for a while...probably post new joke tomorrow...
Posted by lord_chade, 09/07/2005 8:13pm
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Sorry

sorry peoples!...school is over for me and therefore i have very limited access to a computer, so it will be awhile before i can do anything on here again...sorry...
Posted by lord_chade, 05/26/2005 5:56pm
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Suspect

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while there I was the suspect.
Posted by lord_chade, 04/27/2005 1:26pm
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Money

i just got this light bulb...here is the quote:

"Confucious say: 'If money the root of all evil, then who want to be good?' nhahehehehehehehe"

Posted by lord_chade, 04/21/2005 7:34pm
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Driveways

My neighbor has a circular driveway. . .he can't get out.
Posted by lord_chade, 04/21/2005 1:54pm
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Oceans

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Posted by lord_chade, 04/18/2005 1:51pm
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Irons

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it . . .
Posted by lord_chade, 04/13/2005 1:46pm
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Museums (entry for tomorrow)

I went to the museum where they had the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Posted by lord_chade, 04/06/2005 7:21pm
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Shipwrecked

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one thing, what would it be? I always say a book called "How To Build A Boat."
Posted by lord_chade, 04/06/2005 6:08pm
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Irony

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by lord_chade, 04/05/2005 1:55pm
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Monopoly

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Posted by lord_chade, 03/24/2005 2:47pm
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Candles

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everybody just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
Posted by lord_chade, 02/25/2005 2:34pm
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Dropping Things

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Posted by lord_chade, 02/22/2005 2:38pm
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The Bermuda Triangle

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Posted by lord_chade, 02/16/2005 6:11pm
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Room Temperature

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Posted by lord_chade, 02/15/2005 6:08pm
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Flying

If flying is supposed to be so safe, then why do they call the airport a terminal?
Posted by lord_chade, 02/11/2005 6:14pm
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Pointless Question #Whatever

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Posted by lord_chade, 02/10/2005 2:25pm
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More Ironic Sayings

these are a bunch of funny sayings i got from my friend cailska:

why do phychics ask you your name?
Why are they called "apartments" if they are stuck together?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Posted by lord_chade, 02/04/2005 2:54pm
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Pictures

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Posted by lord_chade, 02/01/2005 2:48pm
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