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im bak with vengance
Alright im going to start this long awaited blog post by saying the i feel unapreciated if i post something then comment on it i havent had a comment in like 4 months so comment when your done reading this.
secondly i stopped playing maplestory i now play Mabinogi another MMORPG but it 3D and i have even cooler hair than i did on maplestory but you dont care about that you just want to hear about my critisms
*clears throat* first of all it not really free to play you cant do the mainstream quests without buying premium service and buying character cards to rebirth
there is not that much of a financial chalenge due to the fact that as soon as you make your character you can wield and wear most the eiquipment (some age restrictions apply) which means you dont have to buy a new set of armor to stay up to par with your level just save up your gold and buy the armor that makes it almost imposible to get hit.
and thats about it by the way if you want to try it out go to www.nexon.net
my IGN is Ltcrash and im in the ruairi server.
mabinogi gets a
9.0
for being friken awsome
stuff .......
ive been inactive on gamespot for awile becuase ive started playing Maplestory again yes Maplestory a free 2d side scrolling massivley multiplayer online role playing game
if youve read any of my reviews then youd scream hipocrocy and burn me on a stake
but i like rpgs there fun even the piont and click one that someone who was playing a game that was too much fun and too dull it down a bit by playing a piont click rpg with one hand and playing rock band with the other
so ive been on Maplestory leveling up im currently lvl 3rty something warrior who was big spiky blue hair and i think that this game is good for people who dont want to buy world of warcraft or someone who wants to get carpel tunnel really bad. both of wich sound like a description of me and my cat who likes to attack my feet when im typing and has grey stiped fur and enjoys beef jerkey
sorry back to the game. if you catagorize as someone who want to pay for the usual grind of mmorpg`s then download maplestory at www.nexon.net
and another thing in 2009 there will be a dragon ball z live action movie coming out and being a dbz fan i have to watch it but there is one thing that bothers me the role of goku the main spiky hair over poweful kung fo guy is that hes played as Justin Chatwin first of all Chustin Catface looks nothing like Goku and unless they do surgery on his face then the Goku will look a tad unfamiliar and god so help me if Jason Lee plays any part in the movie
thats all and i give army of two a
5.0
for being not very fun by yourself but with a friend its a good game
...a nerd and a horse who like to shoot things...
in the past week or so i`ve been playing Oddworld: Stranger`s Wrath and Half life 2 and they are both loved by so any and almost aquanted by me so to those who love both of these games or just one im here to destroy whatever great cancer curing chunk of greatness you`ve made them out to be starting with half life 2. first of all i`ve never played the first one and probably will never since my ps2 broke and that i dont want to so i have no idea where the story is starting off from ,all i know is that i play as a physician/mute/complete anialator named morgan freeman and poeple seem to either love me with the intensity of the sun put inside a grenade and then dropping that grenade into a valcanoe or they hate him with a malice darker than the inside of a coffin on a moonless night ,there is no middle ground apearantly .so you start the game and your just meandering aroung the city awile getting smacked by some sort of alien race that all need a Ricolla after that you get a crowbar and whack the nearest combine soldier and take his gun and after a few hours of sensless kiling and bouting you have your first encounter with zombies and funnily enough name headcrabs (headcrabs come on now you know its funny laugh) and after a while of playing this game it felt like i was hanging aroung with Stephen King and Tom Clancy andthey took turns telling stories . also this game is not just a shooter it has some mild puzzle elements that requires you to have bloodlust and brians and i was playing this game with my older sister and she`s not the best at puzzles so she had to pass the controller when they came around, most of the puzzles were easy enough just minor gravity/balance puzzles nothing really challenging , what kind of bothered me was that at the at the last level they take your weapons and make -suit all supercharged so that you can take an entire lcip of machinegun shells to the face before you die and speking of your suit after a while it starts to sound like captian obvious constantly reminding you that getting shot is bad. but like i siad at the end they stick you with sooper duper suit and sooper duper gravity gun and leave you to cuase mass destruction. i also liked that you could change the difficulty level and not just by a tad like most games it makes easy ,easy for those who cant take on a strider with 2 health pionts. overall it is a great game no major flaws and its real pretty i give it a
8.1
And alas i review Oddworld:strangers wrath. first of all let me state that i am somewhat a fan of oddworld games but dont get me wrong (if you do get me wrond bad things happen) i will try to be as unbiased as possible . Now for those of you who havent played this game ,don`t care for it , or have nothing better to do, the following will spoil the ending and the suprising twist in the middle . So if you dont want too ruin it stop reading ...............your still reading arent you ,well i was hoping that would finish you off but apearently you actually care what i think and i find that strange becuase i could give a rat`s pitootie about what anyone else think but hey back to the game. Allright so the game starts like this your some cool bounty hunter with cool boots and a cool western accent . the game starts off with you bountying a couple of bosss which are quite frequent and then you get to a new town to rise more money for this O So important operation he needs (just to spoil it hes some freak four legged horse thing with horn hes just been hiding it) and after another town or so the game changes the gmeplay a tad allowing you to use all four legs and they take all your hard earned equipment ,chuck it in the air and luagh in your face . the gamelay is switching from 1st person shooter to 3rd person adventure with a click f the left thumbstick and i like that they bonded the two quite well.As far as the shooting goes you have a Double Barrel Crossbow which shoots little animals. wait let me rephrase that it shoots out little animals like ammo which i think they did well. one of the major problems with this game is that the difficulty level jumps up and down like it has ADHD and that bothered me a tad. i give it a
7.8
overall it was fun getting to play as a nerd and a horse that like to shoot things and they are both great games which should be appreciated for not sucking so.
congradulations to Half-Life 2 and Oddworld : Strangers Wrath for not sucking.
...sand of all my skin and roll around in salt...
as fate would have it and fate always has it ,that jerk, ,here's why i want to strangle gamefly like he killed my xbox,l planned on getting oddworld:strangers wrath but like i said fate is a jerk so i ended up with noty wahk project 8 first of all i did not finish it i got the feeling i should have just turned it back after the tutorial it SUCKS ,the new physics engine or whatever made you feel like your old light as a feather skater in tommy houxs American wasteland has now been eating lead for the past week and you will bail constantly and the control scheme , camera, and my broken controller will make sure than you will never be able to do what you need to do in the first try unless of course your goal is to SUCK and to add with that it way to easy getting SICK level is not that sick at all it is extremely easy too easy this game made me want to sand of all my skin and roll around in salt its that bad so if you plan on buying a tuna hock game get American wasteland and stay there because that's as good as it gets
i don't want to give this game a score its like giving a 4-year old a score on college exams this game is for people who only would play this game between actually skating and socializing and i do none of those so it gets a
5.5
..its short and its sweet but its fun
so like i said in the blog below if you haven't read it read it now ..........I'm serious don't just sit there to see where I'm going with this read it
okay know that you've read it or if you haven't then send this message to 15 other people or you'll be cursed for life now I've finished playing DOOM 3 RESURRECTION OF EVIL and it was quite satisfying sure its short and its sweet but its fun the new weapons freshen up the game-play a little but not the same story for the new monsters you still had to kill them sure the bosses were a little refreshing because you had to shoot them in there weak spot or something and the demon powers are pretty cool but what amazed me the most was the the pure fun of busting into a room full of demons again and not feeling like I'm just playing an expansion pack I'm playing a hole new game sure its the same extreme terror that made me jump in my seat during the first one and the fact that it comes with the first two Doom's but i have the collectors edition of the first one so that didn't amaze me much but there are some flaws first the usual seamless monster entrances can be offset by you flinging things wildly into the air with the grabber gun
the second is that if you use the slow down time thing than run through all the monsters when time returns to normal all of those monsters you skipped right past will come running after you like your giving out candy and in DOOM 3 :ROE that candy is bullets and eventually you'll run out of good candy and have to dish out with your light artillery candy
so i guess DOOM3 :ROE is pretty good not much replay value though. rent it play turn it back and move on with your life i give it a
7.5
BUT HEY NO ONE CARES WHAT I THINK I'M JUST THAT MEAN NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR THAT WONT LET THEM BORROW HIS PLUNGER.ILL REVIEW ODDWORLD :STRANGERS WRATH NEXT WEEK OR SO. AND ILL PUMP SOME FUNNY INTO IT
lt-crash
i gost gamefly woot
allright its time to come clean the only reason i havent been playing much 360 games is becuase i dont have a 360 and my ego is way to big to confess this without attempting to stick needles through my eyelids but ill get a 360 an elite actually ive been saving up and am going to get rockband but until then ill be playing,reviewing,critisizing xbox games alot more often a few ps2 gmes too so brace your self for oodles and oodles of noodles er.. criticism becuz i gost gamefly woot
ahem anyway i have to critisize something real quik so todays game is guitar hero 3 legends of rock or more like legend of rock theres only one famous guy there and hes slash the lead guitar in the band guns n roses oh and tom morrello whoever that is i think hes from england or summinbesides that its pretty good nice soundtrack and really good graphic but hey lets talk about gameplay the mian problem in guitar hero is that at first your plunged into a pit of impossiblness for an hour or so then its easy going from there but then right when you hit rianing blood by slayer it feels like you went ten miles just to hit another pit then after the tenth try on that song i siad
"bother
this
nonesense"
AND SKIPPED THAT SONG and it was still pretty challenging but i survived whith at least half the bones in my hand
anyways its a good game youll get the hang of it very fun when you invite a friend just make sure none of your friends have the hand eye coordination of a girraffe
8.2
rockband
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i finally got to play rock band
I went to a friends house one day and we played games for a while but then i suggested that we play rock band so he set up the stuff and i was lead guitar and he was lead singer and we started playing co-op world tour and i was having great fun and was talking like a british person thru the remiander of the day that game made me feel like a real rockstar even though i was holding a shrunken plastic guitar
the piont is i liked that game and i would just post this game rocks harder than anything ive ever played but i like to think im more professional than that so ill say this the game has a really great feel to it and i liked that some of my favorite songs were on there like In Bloom by Nirvana and Dani California by Red Hot Chili Pepper . another feature i liked was that you could cumsomize your character more fully than most RPGs maybe im exadgerrating but hey its cool even though you never really see the caracter much during gameplay your usually just trying to do the best you can trying not to look like a complete n008 while in front of your friend another feature i liked is that they let you practice any song at any pace during any part untill your hand feel like someone tryed to hammer it untill your bones turn into powdered milk
all in all i thing im going way to easy on this game here are some things i completely hate about this game
1 when the notes turn white for whatever reason i cant remember youll have to judge them by distance
2 the whammy bar is so freakin hard to reach and hard to push down are you supposed to use your pinky becouse unlike other genneticly enhanced freaks my pinky is made out of bone and skin and its not exactly been exercised alot iu dont even use it when i type
3 its all fun and games untill someone looses a fret ive heard that these thing are flimsy but i thought shut up becuase the guitar was probably sitting on the floor when you steped on it im not sure but i think its impossible to step on your guitar while its well above your neck
4 all the instuments that come with the game have wires wires wires wires i hate them and when your playing with four men in a small room with small instruments and a butt load of wires your going to want to have mobillity
my final compliant about rock band is that there are not enough things for me to piont out serioslly i cant think of any more bad things besides that i guess this game is a gift from the great god and released the first rock band ona golden chiariot with horses that serve you pudding i give it a
8.8
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/386989
for those of you who have never played any guitar game i recomend this it will get you ready for what will seam extremely easy after playing this flash game its fun and youll get hooked and youll buy guitasr her or rockband
if you can read this god bless you
im not sure why im posting cuz noone gonna read it its like setting up a plant shop in the sahara deesert no one gonna use it
anyway if your reading this than you actually care what i think which is rare cuz i could care less about other people
besides my ranting ive been playin metal gear solid 3 substance i give it an 8
ratchet and clank going commando id have to say it gets a 7.5
and fable the lost chapters a definite 8.5
so spring break is on i guess ill break out my glowstick and go to a rave lol
please comment im loanly and whoever doesnt read this can@#$@@#$!%$@#$%@@##!&&*&%) and %#%*(^%$* whith a %$^%#
so tell all your friends to read
one rental i might regret and one rental ill never forget
few days ago i rented crash of the titans (ps2) and phychonuats (ps2) i played crash first and beat it in one nihgt the next day played phychonuats it was fun buetiful twisted and hilarios i just wish it had lasted longer
crash had a sense that it wasnt an original crash game they could have started a hole new series of games with different caracters and when i was done i felt empty
phychonuats on the other hand was great a nice storyline goog ending and its one of the rare games that uses brian over bruawn and i liked that it kept me guessing through the entire game i truly recomend this game and wish i didnt have to be so though on crash but hey if i dont theyll just keep puoring out mediocore games stick to the clasics
how u guys like the new pic
well u all have noticed a new pic of camo with a gun and i wondered if u liked it it took like five hours of editing so if u dont like i will eliminatl u from my 5 posobly from my life altogether
those of u who have trouble with common sense it up there/\
i got it i got it yesss
I HAD MY SONIC HEROES RESURFACED FOR $1.99 WHAT A DEAL BESIDES THAT IT WORKs LIKE NEW (NOT REALLY THATS A COMPLETE DRAMATIZATION LIKE ON THE TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL) I ALREADY BEAT IT WITH TEAM SONIC AND TEAM DARK BUT I ONLY HAVE 1 CHAOS EMERALDAND I HAVE 52 EMBELMS OR ANOTHER COMPLETELY RANDOM NUMBER BUT BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS IS PROBOBLY OLD NEWS AND I HAVE TO FURTHER EXPLIAN TO EVERYBODY WICH WILL THEN CAUSE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TYPING WITH THEN CAUSE ME TO HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROM WICH WILL THEN CAUSE ME TO CONTIUE TO WRIGHT ABOUT IT AND I WILL NEVER STOP TYPING SO I SHOUlD STOP TYPING NOW.

