As some of you may already know, our dear friend Willy has passed on (as in, being banned). Yes, after 4 years of his service in GameSpot, he executed by the banhammer. 'Tis a very sad day for all us who've known throughout the years. As a tribute to his sudden death, I will post an episode of Baka-Magician that me and Willy were secretley working on. The next episode is to be a two-parter. One that sets up the story, and the second that has the video Willy made for me. His contributions will not be in vain!

Did ya'll miss me?

Today, I am very sad to announce that my Desktop PC had crapped out. My harddrive just crashed without warning. I had my PC for 3 years so it's out of warranty sadly. Until I get a new harddrive, I won't be online until then. In case you're wondering, I'm posting this from my mom's laptop.

*The Dream Squad are chasing an insane man who believes he is a tree, hence referred to as "Treeman"*

Tree Man: You're all just jealous because I am a tree! I'm a tree, see? Water me, water me, water me!

Kansas: That's him! That's the man who's been harassing the citizens to prove that he's a tree when he's not. *pursues the insane man*

Treeman: Why can't you all just accept that I'm a tree?

Willy: Well if you're a tree, then how are you capable of walking and talking?

Treeman: Because I'm a tree that can walk and talk! Water me, water me, water me!

Alastah: Treeman? C'mon couldn't magiciandude be a little more creative here? One insane criminal who believes he's something else is enough.

Kansas: This is becoming bothersome. *contacts Eric* Hey Eric! We could use a little help here.

*Eric arrives there fast*

Eric: You called?

Kansas: Yes! Save us some slack and tell him he's a not tree!

Treeman: You can't convince me! I can do photosynthesis, just watch!

Willy: Eewww....

Kansas: C'mon Eric! Just get this over with!

Eric: Very well then...Treeman! You are a Tree!

Kansas: What? Eric?!? Oh great...

Treeman: See? What did I tell you? I'm a tree! Water me, water me, water me...*notices Eric is wearing a different outfit*...water me...

Willy: Where did you get that from?

Kansas: Wait, why are you dressed up as a-

Eric: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! I sleep all night and work all day!

Chorus: He's a lumberjack he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works day!

*Treeman turns white with fear*

Eric: I'm a lumberjack and I cut down trees I eat my lunch...

Treeman: AHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!

Chorus: He's a lumberjack he's okay! He cuts down trees he eats lunch

Treeman: AHHH!!! I GIVE UPP!!! I'M NOT A TREE!!!!

Eric: I thought you would see it that way.

*Treeman gets arrested*

Willy: Where did the chorus come from anyway?

Eric: I paid them.

Willy: Oh...

Kansas: Once again, nice job! You know, speaking of lumberjacks, there's a lumberjack fest tomorrow. I heard the reward is $2,000,000.

Eric: Eh, as much as I would like to, it's not something I'm into. Besides lumberjacking is for losers.

*someone in the forest heard that with the word "losers" echoing in his head*

Kansas: Heh, well I'll see you tomorrow at the fest, good day!

????: *softly with anger* Oh you'll pay for this Cooper.

*The Next Day starts the Lumberjack fest, the Dream Squad and Eric are spectators*

Kansas: Oh, DSS! Where were you when the game happened last week?

DSS: Gah, I hate my science teacher! He gave me so much homework for his "pre-exam exam".

Kansas: A "pre-exam exam"? Who is your science teacher?

DSS: Professor William

*catches Willy's attention*

Kansas: Ah yes, he, Eric, and I go way back to high school. He's not such a bad fellow.

DSS: Are you kidding me!?! He is the worst teacher that I ever had! He's so bad that I skipped cl@ss the other day by pretending to be sick!

Willy: *clutches fist and speaks to himself in anger* Why I outta...

Kansas: Something wrong Willy?

Willy: *quickly* No, nothing at all!

Eric: Shhh! It's about to start.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Lumberjacks all alike, we give another year of Lumberjack festival

*loud cheers*

As you all know, the prize for competing is $2,000,000! Now here is our famous contestant, Franc B'jour! Our three consecutive champion who has gone undefeated in three years!

*loud cheers*

So, who will our other contests be this year?

*suddenly, the other contest realize they have no chance and run away*

Oh wow! No competition! Looks like our default will be *checks list* Wait a minute here folks! It looks there is still one person competing! Why it's none other than...ERIC COOPER!

*audience is awe while Eric is beyond confused*

Eric: What the? I didn't sign up *is pushed down from the stands and falls in front of the referee*

Referee: Here are you clothes!

Eric: But I didn't sign up-

Referee: Let the games begin! *blows whistle*

Announcer: Alright, our first event! The two contestants will be chop the most trees in under 30 seconds!
Eric: WHAT!?! I'VE NEVER CHOP DOWN A TREE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE-

Franc: *has a thick French-Canadian accent* Oh ho ho, here, have let's shake hands like a gentlemen!

*shakes hands, then Franc crunches Eric's hands*

Eric: OW!

*referee blows whistle*

Franc has no problems cutting down the trees while Eric is suffering from a broken hand

Referee: *blows whistle*

Announcer: Okay! Franc has over....*glances* 9000 TREES! THIS IS TRULY A NEW WORLD RECORD! As for Eric...*Eric is still suffering from a broken hand* Ooohhh...what a shame, not even a single tree cut down.

*audience boos*

The judges have made their mind! A perfect score for Franc!

Eric: So that's how the bastard wants to play huh?

Announcer: Alright, for the next event, lumber golf! Except we use axes as golf clubs!

Eric: Wow, what a stupid idea..

Referee: *blows whistle at Eric's ear* Penalty for breaking lumberjack honor!

Eric: *clutches fist*

Referee: Alright! Start the event!

*Franc lands the ball 3 inches away from the hole*

Franc: Ho ho ho ho ho! Now it's your turn, little man!

Eric: *hit's the golf club and it goes too far from the hole*

Franc: *laughs at Eric*

Meanwhile the ball lands on the same sidewalk where George is walking and trips over the ball. The ball rolls over and gets eaten by frog. The frog is grabbed by an eagle then gets eaten. The eagle regurgitates the balls has a long fall. In the ground, Franc is laughing his ass off of Eric and the ball lands in the hell.

Franc: *flabbergasted* Wha-wha-wha*speechless*

Referee: A perfect score for Eric Cooper!

Franc: Grrr *snaps axe in half*

Referee: *blows whistle* Major penalty for breaking the lumberjack code!

Franc: GAAAAHHHHH!!!

Referee: And now for the final event. A wooden sculpture using only axes!

Franc: Ha! This'll be a piece of cake! *starts making sculpture of himself* See? There I am! As handsome as can be!

Judges give that a 10,10, and 6.

Franc: *gives the judge who gave him a 6 a threatening look and the judge frightens and flips the 6 upside-down to make a 9* That's more like it! Now let's see if this pansy magician can do it!

Eric: Here goes nothing: *makes random swings with eyes closed*

Franc: Oh why bother? Just give me my 1st place prize and we'll be done with!

*the audience is in awe*

Franc: What are you all looking at...WHAT?!?

The Judges all give a perfect 10

Franc: How could I lose to this imbecile!

Kansas: Great job! I knew you would do it!

Eric: Don't you ever do that again!

Kansas: Do what?

Eric: Sign me up without my permission!

Kansas: Er, what are you talking about?

Eric: Well if you didn't do it...then who did it?

Franc: *in anger* I did! You little imprudent scrawny-leg boy! I did it, because you insulted my life****and I would have humiliated you. I have lost my title as Champion because of and now I am going to kill you! *swings axe at Eric and he dodges*

Kansas: *handcuffs Franc* That's enough!

Franc: *breaks handcuffs and tosses Kansas away* You filthy maggots! I'll show you a thing or two about messing with lumberjacks!

Willy: Oh no, this looks like a time for...SCIENCE! *starts drawing blueprint*

Eric: Enjoy cutting trees is your life****you say? Well let's see how they feel about that! *puts a spell on the trees and the trees look down on Franc*

Franc: *is scared **** Have pity!

Eric: I bet that's all the trees said before you chopped them down. *snaps finger*

*Trees repeatedly slam down on Franc*

Franc: HELP! HELP!

*keeps getting crushed*

Willy: *not looking* Knock off the ruckus! I'm trying to concentrate here!

Franc: TREES! TREES!

Willy: *looks up but Eric snaps finger in time before Willy could see what's going on* What happened here?

Eric: I took care of the guy already.

Willy: *tosses cap on floor and stomps on it* Crud! And I spent my time making a blueprint for nothing!

Eric: Kansas, I'm sorry for distrusting you.

Kansas: Don't worry Eric, all is well.

Willy: *softly* Can't say the same for DSS tomorrow

THE NEXT DAY IN PRISON

Treeman: *approaches Franc*

Franc: Who are you?

Treeman: I'm a tree! Don't you see? I'm treeman! Water me, water me, water me!

Franc: *flees* TREES! HELP! THERE'S TREES ATTACKING ME AGAIN!

Security guard: Oh knock it off!

*cut's Willy's science ****oom with DSS's head on desk when the teacher comes to him*

Professor William: So...you think I'm the meanest teacher huh?

DSS: What are you talking about professor?

William: You KNOW well what I'm talking about. For that, you are going to clean the chalkboard and scrape gum off the desks after **** Oh and *hands DSS a detention slip*, that's for skipping ****

DSS: How did you know?!?

William: I just know...

DSS: *softly* stupid cl@ssroom*

William: What was that?

DSS: *quickly* NOTHING!

William: That's what I thought.

Sorry for not posting an episode yesterday

"OMG MAGICIANDUDE! HOW COULD YO DO THIS TO THIS!?! WE'RE YOUR BIGGEST FANS!!11"

Yeah well, I just started school last week and didn't expect to have so much homerook in the first week, so I didn't have time to upload the new episode. But to make for it, I made the newest System Wars Monthly comic.

Because of school, I will now resort to posting episodes in Saturdays. Don't worry, I will definitley post a new episode.