Setting: 200 Years After the fall of the Sega Empire 

Based on Silver The Hedgehog's Introduction from 

Sonic Next Gen (AKA Sonic the Disaster)

Silver the Hedgehog: This world was devastated before I was born. 

A harsh, bleak place, where we live in eternal darkness.  

Life is a struggle, and people live without hope.

 How did this happen?  No one will answer me directly.  

But they always point... to System Wars.

DUN DUN DUUNNNN!!!

Blaze: Silver!

Silver: Blaze!  What's wrong?

Blaze: Another flopped game from Sega!
*a flopped game is tossed at Silver and gets hit hard*

Silver: What's the point of all this?  It'll never end.

Blaze: Calm down, Silver.

Silver: Then tell me what we should do.  

How can Sega go back to its former glory?

????????: ...By knowing the truth, of course.

*Camera pans to reveal...KEN KENTURAGI! 

DUN DUN DUUNNNN!!!

Kutaragi: Just as a flower comes from a seed, 

or a chicken comes from an egg, everything has an origin.  

You need to find the being originally responsible for this catastrophe.

Silver: Is that really the answer to our problem? 

Tell me, do you know who it is

*Kutaragi leads Blaze and Silver into the database.*

Kutaragi: To fix this present compnay, you need to change the past.

Silver: But, that's impossible.

Kutaragi: With the Playstation 20, you can,

 because it has the power to travel through time! 

No DRE's guaranteed!

Silver: No way!

Kutaragi: In order to change the past, you must eliminate the individual who
caused Sega to turn into a third party developer.

Silver: If I eliminate that guy, will our world be saved?

Kutaragi: The Day of Disaster... Here are my records of this event. 

The DreamCast was Sega's final hope to recover.

Kutaragi: And you have this person to blame.



Silver: I see it!  So, that mushroom thing is to blame?

Kutaragi: NO! ...you idiot... 

IT'S THE GUY WITH THE RED CAP AND THICK MOUSTACHE!

Silver: Oh...

Kutaragi: *whispers* No wonder why Sega is in this state.

Silver: *offended* What was that? Kutaragi: Er, um nothing. 

Now then, turn on the PS20 and go back to the year 2006.

Blaze: I don't know about this Silver. I mean don't you think-

Silver: Come on Blaze! 

This is our chance to put Sega the way it was a long time ago.

*Silver goes back time and Blaze, unwillingly, does it too*

Kutaragi: Well, this will take care of our plumber problem. 

Isn't that right Kaz Harai?

Harai: RIIIDGGGE RACCEEERR!!!

*Setting goes to Nintendo's conference in E3 2006*

Mario: Mamma Mia! And these are the games for our upcoming Nintendo Wii!

*loud cheers are heard from the fans*

In the audience, Eric, Kansas, Willy, and DSS are sitting on the same row

Kansas: Alright! Can't wait for the Wii to come out!

Eric: Me neither! November can't come soon enough!

Willy: Eh...the show needed Diddy Kong...

*sees Diddy Kong in the backroom*

 DIDDDYYYY KOOONNNGGGG!!! 

*in the backroom*

Diddy Kong: Did someone just call my name? *shrugs off* Oh well...

Willy: NO WAIT! COME BACK! DIDDYYY!!!

*Diddy is gone*

Ohhhh.... 

Kansas: Maybe next time Willy. 

DSS: Shhh!! Another trailer is being put on!

*it is the trailer for the next Super Smash Bros.*

The Four: OMG! SUPER SMASH BROS! 

Eric: Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That's a nice ring to it! 

*looks up and sees something shining while everyone is enjoying the trailer...then realizes*

Looks like trouble. Excuse me Kansas

Kansas: *is paying attention to the trailer*

Eric: Guess I'll worry myself.

*on the balcony, Silver is holding a sniper rifle*

Silver: Now to put an end to all of Sega's misery!

*Eric makes a surprise behind Silver*

Eric: And where is your pass?

Silver: GAAHH!!! *is surprised and accidentally pulls the trigger which has the audience panicking. 

Mario looks up and realizes the shot was for him.

Mario: Mamma Mia! *flees*

Silver: Now look what you have made me done!

 You made the perpetrator get away!

Eric: Perpetrator? What's all this about?

Silver: Umm well *sees Mario getting away* HEY!

Eric: Stop!

*gets pushed aside by Silver's psychic powers and

 is knocked down cold*

The Dream Squad then interferes with Silver's 

assassination attempt which leads Silver running away.  

*cuts to Nintendo's headquarters and into Mario's office*

Mario: Mamma Mia! A murder was attempt on my life today!

Link: *pulls out a sign (since he doesn't talk, lol) that reads* 

Any idea on who it might be from?

Mario: That thing looked like a hedgehog...

AHA! THAT HEDGEHOG IS AT IT AGAIN!

 I should've known he'd still be after me!

Samus: But what good would it do if Sega kills you? 

They don't have the money to be a 1st party developer again.

Fox McCloud: Exactly..

.maybe the guy was hired by Sony or Microsoft?

Mario: Well I DON'T KNOW!

Peach: Mario! 

Didn't I tell you to bring a 1-UP Mushroom just in case?

Mario: Peach, no, not that again.

Link: *pulls out a sign that reads* 

Well, you are the most famous video game character out. 

Wouldn't it make sense that one of our competitors want you dead?

Mario: THE PLACE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WELL-GUARDED!

Link: *pulls a sign that reads* Just saying...

Mario: Oh yeah...as if you ever talk.

*Luigi barges in*

Luigi: Mario!

Mario: LUIGI! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! 

DO YOU NOT REALZIE YOUR OWN BROTHER 

WAS NEARLY KILLED TODAY!?!

Luigi: But Mario! 

I am sick and tired of being in your shadow all the time! 

I want to be a star of my own game!

Mario: LUIGI! YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR GAME-

Luigi: THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE VACUUMING GHOSTS!!!

Mario: WE HAVE DISCUSSED ABOUT THIS BEFORE!!! 

NOW LEAVE! OUR MEETING IS VERY CRUCIAL!!!

*Luigi leaves in fury*

Fox: Wow Mario...you yelling at brother at that.

Mario: LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS!!

Peach: MARIO THAT'S ENOUGH! 

I suggest you rest up right now if you can't even control your anger!

Mario: Why I think I will!

Fox: I think you should apologize to your brother first.

Mario: HE'LLL BE ALRIGHT! HE'S A TOUGH MAN! 

*goes to his room*

*cuts to outside where Silver is angry 

that he didn't kill Mario and sits on a tree*

Silver: His action will condemn us all! 

I have to kill Mario in order to restore the Sega Empire!

*coincidentally, Luigi sits on the same tree just right behind Silver*

Luigi: That stupid brother of mine...

Taking out his anger and blame on me all the time. 

Silver: That red plumber, ruining everything

Luigi: Blaming me for what happened with Fluffy

Silver: Destroying Sega

Luigi: Also hogging the spotlight

Both: I WANT TO KILL THAT MARIO!

Then they notice each other. 

Realizing that they are talking about the same person, 

they shake hands and hatch a plan.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Note: Sorry it took so long to post this. 

Ever since my PC crashed, I had to find another word processor, so I used Open Office. 

I'm sorry about the format, I didn't count on this to happen.

Also, the next part will have Willy's video that he did for me. 

The next part will come at the end of the week.

As some of you may already know, our dear friend Willy has passed on (as in, being banned). Yes, after 4 years of his service in GameSpot, he executed by the banhammer. 'Tis a very sad day for all us who've known throughout the years. As a tribute to his sudden death, I will post an episode of Baka-Magician that me and Willy were secretley working on. The next episode is to be a two-parter. One that sets up the story, and the second that has the video Willy made for me. His contributions will not be in vain!

Did ya'll miss me?

Today, I am very sad to announce that my Desktop PC had crapped out. My harddrive just crashed without warning. I had my PC for 3 years so it's out of warranty sadly. Until I get a new harddrive, I won't be online until then. In case you're wondering, I'm posting this from my mom's laptop.

*The Dream Squad are chasing an insane man who believes he is a tree, hence referred to as "Treeman"*

Tree Man: You're all just jealous because I am a tree! I'm a tree, see? Water me, water me, water me!

Kansas: That's him! That's the man who's been harassing the citizens to prove that he's a tree when he's not. *pursues the insane man*

Treeman: Why can't you all just accept that I'm a tree?

Willy: Well if you're a tree, then how are you capable of walking and talking?

Treeman: Because I'm a tree that can walk and talk! Water me, water me, water me!

Alastah: Treeman? C'mon couldn't magiciandude be a little more creative here? One insane criminal who believes he's something else is enough.

Kansas: This is becoming bothersome. *contacts Eric* Hey Eric! We could use a little help here.

*Eric arrives there fast*

Eric: You called?

Kansas: Yes! Save us some slack and tell him he's a not tree!

Treeman: You can't convince me! I can do photosynthesis, just watch!

Willy: Eewww....

Kansas: C'mon Eric! Just get this over with!

Eric: Very well then...Treeman! You are a Tree!

Kansas: What? Eric?!? Oh great...

Treeman: See? What did I tell you? I'm a tree! Water me, water me, water me...*notices Eric is wearing a different outfit*...water me...

Willy: Where did you get that from?

Kansas: Wait, why are you dressed up as a-

Eric: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! I sleep all night and work all day!

Chorus: He's a lumberjack he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works day!

*Treeman turns white with fear*

Eric: I'm a lumberjack and I cut down trees I eat my lunch...

Treeman: AHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!

Chorus: He's a lumberjack he's okay! He cuts down trees he eats lunch

Treeman: AHHH!!! I GIVE UPP!!! I'M NOT A TREE!!!!

Eric: I thought you would see it that way.

*Treeman gets arrested*

Willy: Where did the chorus come from anyway?

Eric: I paid them.

Willy: Oh...

Kansas: Once again, nice job! You know, speaking of lumberjacks, there's a lumberjack fest tomorrow. I heard the reward is $2,000,000.

Eric: Eh, as much as I would like to, it's not something I'm into. Besides lumberjacking is for losers.

*someone in the forest heard that with the word "losers" echoing in his head*

Kansas: Heh, well I'll see you tomorrow at the fest, good day!

????: *softly with anger* Oh you'll pay for this Cooper.

*The Next Day starts the Lumberjack fest, the Dream Squad and Eric are spectators*

Kansas: Oh, DSS! Where were you when the game happened last week?

DSS: Gah, I hate my science teacher! He gave me so much homework for his "pre-exam exam".

Kansas: A "pre-exam exam"? Who is your science teacher?

DSS: Professor William

*catches Willy's attention*

Kansas: Ah yes, he, Eric, and I go way back to high school. He's not such a bad fellow.

DSS: Are you kidding me!?! He is the worst teacher that I ever had! He's so bad that I skipped cl@ss the other day by pretending to be sick!

Willy: *clutches fist and speaks to himself in anger* Why I outta...

Kansas: Something wrong Willy?

Willy: *quickly* No, nothing at all!

Eric: Shhh! It's about to start.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Lumberjacks all alike, we give another year of Lumberjack festival

*loud cheers*

As you all know, the prize for competing is $2,000,000! Now here is our famous contestant, Franc B'jour! Our three consecutive champion who has gone undefeated in three years!

*loud cheers*

So, who will our other contests be this year?

*suddenly, the other contest realize they have no chance and run away*

Oh wow! No competition! Looks like our default will be *checks list* Wait a minute here folks! It looks there is still one person competing! Why it's none other than...ERIC COOPER!

*audience is awe while Eric is beyond confused*

Eric: What the? I didn't sign up *is pushed down from the stands and falls in front of the referee*

Referee: Here are you clothes!

Eric: But I didn't sign up-

Referee: Let the games begin! *blows whistle*

Announcer: Alright, our first event! The two contestants will be chop the most trees in under 30 seconds!
Eric: WHAT!?! I'VE NEVER CHOP DOWN A TREE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE-

Franc: *has a thick French-Canadian accent* Oh ho ho, here, have let's shake hands like a gentlemen!

*shakes hands, then Franc crunches Eric's hands*

Eric: OW!

*referee blows whistle*

Franc has no problems cutting down the trees while Eric is suffering from a broken hand

Referee: *blows whistle*

Announcer: Okay! Franc has over....*glances* 9000 TREES! THIS IS TRULY A NEW WORLD RECORD! As for Eric...*Eric is still suffering from a broken hand* Ooohhh...what a shame, not even a single tree cut down.

*audience boos*

The judges have made their mind! A perfect score for Franc!

Eric: So that's how the bastard wants to play huh?

Announcer: Alright, for the next event, lumber golf! Except we use axes as golf clubs!

Eric: Wow, what a stupid idea..

Referee: *blows whistle at Eric's ear* Penalty for breaking lumberjack honor!

Eric: *clutches fist*

Referee: Alright! Start the event!

*Franc lands the ball 3 inches away from the hole*

Franc: Ho ho ho ho ho! Now it's your turn, little man!

Eric: *hit's the golf club and it goes too far from the hole*

Franc: *laughs at Eric*

Meanwhile the ball lands on the same sidewalk where George is walking and trips over the ball. The ball rolls over and gets eaten by frog. The frog is grabbed by an eagle then gets eaten. The eagle regurgitates the balls has a long fall. In the ground, Franc is laughing his ass off of Eric and the ball lands in the hell.

Franc: *flabbergasted* Wha-wha-wha*speechless*

Referee: A perfect score for Eric Cooper!

Franc: Grrr *snaps axe in half*

Referee: *blows whistle* Major penalty for breaking the lumberjack code!

Franc: GAAAAHHHHH!!!

Referee: And now for the final event. A wooden sculpture using only axes!

Franc: Ha! This'll be a piece of cake! *starts making sculpture of himself* See? There I am! As handsome as can be!

Judges give that a 10,10, and 6.

Franc: *gives the judge who gave him a 6 a threatening look and the judge frightens and flips the 6 upside-down to make a 9* That's more like it! Now let's see if this pansy magician can do it!

Eric: Here goes nothing: *makes random swings with eyes closed*

Franc: Oh why bother? Just give me my 1st place prize and we'll be done with!

*the audience is in awe*

Franc: What are you all looking at...WHAT?!?

The Judges all give a perfect 10

Franc: How could I lose to this imbecile!

Kansas: Great job! I knew you would do it!

Eric: Don't you ever do that again!

Kansas: Do what?

Eric: Sign me up without my permission!

Kansas: Er, what are you talking about?

Eric: Well if you didn't do it...then who did it?

Franc: *in anger* I did! You little imprudent scrawny-leg boy! I did it, because you insulted my life****and I would have humiliated you. I have lost my title as Champion because of and now I am going to kill you! *swings axe at Eric and he dodges*

Kansas: *handcuffs Franc* That's enough!

Franc: *breaks handcuffs and tosses Kansas away* You filthy maggots! I'll show you a thing or two about messing with lumberjacks!

Willy: Oh no, this looks like a time for...SCIENCE! *starts drawing blueprint*

Eric: Enjoy cutting trees is your life****you say? Well let's see how they feel about that! *puts a spell on the trees and the trees look down on Franc*

Franc: *is scared **** Have pity!

Eric: I bet that's all the trees said before you chopped them down. *snaps finger*

*Trees repeatedly slam down on Franc*

Franc: HELP! HELP!

*keeps getting crushed*

Willy: *not looking* Knock off the ruckus! I'm trying to concentrate here!

Franc: TREES! TREES!

Willy: *looks up but Eric snaps finger in time before Willy could see what's going on* What happened here?

Eric: I took care of the guy already.

Willy: *tosses cap on floor and stomps on it* Crud! And I spent my time making a blueprint for nothing!

Eric: Kansas, I'm sorry for distrusting you.

Kansas: Don't worry Eric, all is well.

Willy: *softly* Can't say the same for DSS tomorrow

THE NEXT DAY IN PRISON

Treeman: *approaches Franc*

Franc: Who are you?

Treeman: I'm a tree! Don't you see? I'm treeman! Water me, water me, water me!

Franc: *flees* TREES! HELP! THERE'S TREES ATTACKING ME AGAIN!

Security guard: Oh knock it off!

*cut's Willy's science ****oom with DSS's head on desk when the teacher comes to him*

Professor William: So...you think I'm the meanest teacher huh?

DSS: What are you talking about professor?

William: You KNOW well what I'm talking about. For that, you are going to clean the chalkboard and scrape gum off the desks after **** Oh and *hands DSS a detention slip*, that's for skipping ****

DSS: How did you know?!?

William: I just know...

DSS: *softly* stupid cl@ssroom*

William: What was that?

DSS: *quickly* NOTHING!

William: That's what I thought.