Part 9

*Setting at the Gingerbread house, children can be seen running towards it*

Billy: Look Sally! A house made of gingerbread cookies

Sally: Looks tasty Billy! Let's eat it!

Billy: Whoopee!

*they both runs towards and starts NOM NOM NOM*

*Inside the house of the Gingerbread Man. Where he's holding his council meeting.*

Gingerbread: Now then Mindy, what's your say on the conquest of the world?

*silence*

Take your time.

*hears munching noises*

What the?

*goes outside and sees children looking at him frightened*

What do you think you're doing-*notices his a part of his house eaten*

HOW DARE YOU! I WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF BUILDING THIS HOUSE! AND NOW YOU LITTLE BRATS PAY FOR IT!

*children runs away*

*Meanwhile at Eric's (messy) house*

Eric: How long will be it before Kansas notices the house is still the same. *rubs chin*

*phone rings and Eric picks it up*

Hello?

Kansas: Eric! It's urgent!

Eric: What's going o-

Kansas: There's no time!

*phone hangs up*

Eric: ...okay

*at police headquarters*

Eric: What's the big de-

Kansas: Shh! In here! *they both are in a janitor's room*

Eric: Okay, as I was saying, what's the big deal?

Kansas: The Gingerbread Man

Eric: -_-' Dear Lord, you mean I went through the trouble of going from my house to here just for some cookies?

Kansas: Eric, you don't understand. It's THE Gingerbread Man

Eric: *confused* Come again?

Kansas: Well actually, it's someone who thinks he is the Gingerbread Man. Or should say was a somebody, but then turned into a nobody when he-

Eric: Let's just get to the point.

Kansas: Er, yes, sorry. You know how I am. Since we were high school buddies. Always the philosophical-

Eric: -_-'

Kansas: Okay, okay. Sheesh, no need to be so grumpy. Anyhow, on that the day, the bakery was robbed-

Eric: Who robs a bakery for God's sake?

Kansas: Eric, please listen, this is important. This ghost of a man who believes he is the Gingerbread Man.

*offscreen*

Gingerbread Man: *offended* How dare you! I AM THE Gingerbread Man

Eric: Did you just hear something?

Kansas: *confused* No...You're probably just hearing voice-

Eric: I'm not schizophrenic.

Kansas. Sorry about that.

Eric: Okay, but WHY are we here?

Kansas: It's Willy.

Eric: What about him?

Kansas: He's afraid of ghosts.

Eric: *resists to chuckles*

*offscreen*

Willy: I'm not afraid of ghosts! I just don't believe in them.

Eric: Willy?
Kansas: What? Eric are you sure you're really not-

Eric: ...just forget what I said.

Kansas: Okay...well, yeah, just go after the Gingerbread Man.

Eric: Why am I the one doing it? Aren't you guys policemen?

Kansas: This is embarrassing for us to say, but we got owned by the Gingerbread Man.

Eric: LOLWUT?

Kansas: Seriously, Alastah fell over the cliff and is still some bad conditions.

Eric: LOL

Kansas: Okay Eric you win, it's funny.

Eric: Alright, I'll go only if-

Kanas: I pay you the reward, right?

Eric: Right.

*Eric heads to the Forest of Annoyance*

*sees frightened children*

Eric: Erm, hi kids. What are you doing here?

Children: Oh so scary! Oh so scary!

Eric: What's so scary?

Children: *stutters* The Gingerbread Man

Eric: Okay what happened? What did the Gingerbread Man do?

Children: *stutters* He terrified us and the cookies...they...they...*crying*

Eric: Oh brother. *moves on*

Children: You can't be serious mister! There's no way you can handle him!

Eric: There is a way, because I am magiciandude.

*arrives at the Gingerbread Man's house where he is still fussing over what happened*

*Eric spies carefully*

Gingerbread Man: Those brats still don't understand the meaning of compensation! I should not have let them leave!

Eric: *whistles*

Gingerbread Man: Oh great! Now he is here! What is it Igor Madma-who are you?

Eric: I don't know, who are you?

Gingerbread Man: Who am I? You can't be serious. You don't know who I am?

Eric: Nope.

Gingerbread Man: Foolish mortal. I am THE Gingerbread Man.

Eric: *rubs chin* Mm-hmm

Gingerbread Man: What? You dare doubt my words of honesty?

Eric: Yes, I do dare doubt your words of honesty.

Gingerbread Man: *is starting to lose it* HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? I LIVE IN A GINGERBREAD HOUSE! I HAVE GINGERBREAD FRIENDS! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK OTHERWISE I AM NOT THE GINGERBREAD MAN?

Eric: Well, you do sound like a gingerbread man. You think like a gingerbread man. But do you LOOK like a gingerbread man?

Gingerbread: Yes I do! Do you not see my brown sugar coating?

Eric: Nope.

Gingerbread: *growls* Show me that I am not a Gingerbread Man then!

Eric: *holds out a mirror*

Gingerbread Man: Um, um, well, er, *in denial* GAH! I AM STILL NOT CONVINCED! GINGERBREAD COOKIES! ATTACK!

*hunted gingerbread cookies flung at Eric repeatedly* TAKE THOSE WORDS BACK ABOUT ME NOT BEING THE GINGERBREAD MAN!

Eric: You're not a gingerbread man!

Gingerbread Man: YES I AM!

Eric: *dodges* No you're not!

Gingerbread Man: YES I AM!

Eric: *gets an idea while dodging* Very well, then you are gingerbread man!

Gingerbread Man: I knew you would see my way. GINGERBREAD COOKIES HALT! Now then, leave or they will attack with no *notices Eric is up to something* What are you doing?

Eric: *gets out a glass of milk* Well, since you are a gingerbread man and this is a gingerbread house after all, I decided to have a nice snack.

Gingerbread: Snack? What snack do you see anything here looks something nice to eat?

*Eric pulls out a gingerbread man*

Gingerbread Man: *shocked* What do you think you're doing?

Eric: I said I'm going to have a snack

*In the Gingerbread Man's mind, the cookies talk*

"Mandy": Go on without me!

Gingerbread Man: No Mandy! I can't leave you behind. You are part of my family!

Eric: What the-? Well whatever *dips the cookie in the milk*

Gingerbread Man: NO! STOP IT! STOP IT!

Eric: Looks rather tasty if you ask me.

Gingerbread: *shrieks* Okay, okay, I surrender! Just don't hurt Mandy.

Eric: Good, I'm glad you see it my way. *claps hands*

Gingerbread: Well what good do you expect out of this? I cannot be arrested , I am a *notices hands* ...ghost? How did you-?

Eric: Anything is possible for me, for I am magiciandude. Oh and, if you try to escape, your men will be eaten. ALRIGHT KANSAS! I GOT HIM!

Kansas: No way! Eric you are pure awesomeness! Alright men, take him away!

Gingerbread Man: This is not the last you'll hear from me!

Kansas: *takes a deep breath* At least Willy wasn't here to see this.

Willy: Hey guys! What did I *notices the Gingerbread Man* miss miss miss miss miss...miss. *falls down*

Kansas: Never mind.

DELETED SCENE:

In light of MJ's death, I removed his cameo in order to respect to the poor guy. Here is the deleted scene that I had, takes place with the childen (btw, this written months BEFORE his death):

Eric: Okay what happened? Did he touch you inappropriately?

*Michael Jackson comes out of nowhere*

Michael Jackson: Did somebody say "touching inappropriately"?

Eric and the children: *annoyed* NO!

*MJ is disappointed and leaves via moonwalk*

Eric: I still could never understand how he did that. Anyhow what did the Gingerbread Man do?

He was supposed to pop out of nowhere to save children from predators, just like in his game.

Hello guys, I've posted 8 episodes of Baka-Magician, and I would appreciate some feedback. I would like to see your comments about the series so far. Thanks in advance.

Episode 8

Credit goes to LegendofNerd

Setting: In a creepy forest (The Forest of Annoyance) with a warehouse

Eric: *steps around cautiously while the mad scientist goes into the house*

*inside the warehouse*

Igor Madman: Oh ho ho ho! What treasure we have here! Over a hundred organs plus the extra fifty from the hospital! Soon my dream house made of organs will be made! And I did this all by myself!

Kookamonka: *growls*

Madman: Okay, fine! We did it!

*outside of the house*

Eric: *peers into the window grossed out* What kind of a sick **** is this?

Madman: ! What was that?

Eric: *gets out of the window*

Madman: *grins* Looks like we just got ourselves a free donor! Kookamonka! After him! *runs out the door*

Eric: *runs in the door unnoticed*

*30 min. later*

Madman: *comes back to the door angry* Gah! If it's even one person who gets away from me, it gives me a bad day! I swear, when I see that guy again

*Eric accident slips a jar and it rolls*

Madman: ! Did you just hear that? Kookamonka! Capture him!

*Eric is breathing heavily

Kookamonka is sniffing around for a human scent and is near Eric*

*Eric steps back and knocks down a whole rack of jars*

*Jars are smashed*

Madman: O_O *stuttering in fear* What was that? No, not my...AHHH! Kookamonka watch what you're doing!

*Kookamonka spots Eric and is screaming wildly*

Eric: Dammit! *looks around for something to attack*

*grabs a jar and smacks it at Kookamonka*

*Kookamonka suffers a huge cut on face and goes beserk*

Madman: Yes! That's it! Hurt him more and it will make the organization process much faster!

*Kookamonka is more fierce and strong*

Eric: Oh crap...*softly* I mind as well show myself reveal *jumps up in front of Igor Madman*

Madman: So, decided to reveal yourself, eh? Now that's a good boy. Kookamonka, sit!

*Kookamonka returns to normal*

I don't know how you manage to find me here, but that matters not! The only thing I can assume is that you came here to sacrifice your organs for my dream hou-

Eric: I came here because you left evidence at the bakery.

Madman: What do you mean?

Eric: *smirks* You left evidence there.

Madman: *furious at looks at Kookamonka with his mad eye* Why you little...*strangles Kookamonka* You stupid monkey! How could you forget to tear and rip apart your favorite meal!?!

*Kookmonka makes gibberish screeches*

What do you mean I forgot to summon you? You dare suggest that I, Dr. Igor Madman, would forget to do such an important task?!?

*Kookamonka shakes head to say "Yes"*

Gaah! *tosses Kookamonka aside and it runs away*

Come back here you impudent ape!

*silence*

Kookamonka?

*Igor Madman goes to where Kookamonka ran off and sees it sleeping*

This is no time for napping! Get up! Get up! *nothing happens*

*At the other side*

Willy: Looks like the tranquilizer gun really worked!

Madman: You! How did you!

Kansas: It was all part of a plan, Dr. Igor Madman! By the authorities of the law, you are arrest! Oh, and by the way, you might not want to struggle. *points to Alastah*

Madman: *sweats* Well hey there, ah...*immediately pulls out a control and presses a button which traps the Dream Squad and immediately a knife tosses at Eric without him noticing*

Eric: *falls down in intense pain in chest and moans*

Madman: Gah hahaha! You didn't honestly think you would get away so easily did you?

Kansas: Nooo! Eric!

Madman: *looks back while running* Looks like I live another day! Wahahaha *bumps into...Eric?*

What the!?! *looks behind and still sees Eric on the floor, turns around and sees Eric in front of him*

How is this possible?!?

*the real Eric snaps his finger and the otherdisappears*

Eric: *grins* Hello Dr. Igor Madman! I am Magiciandude!

Dream Squad:

Madman: What?!? But no! This can't be! *reaches out for knife*

Eric: *grabs Madman's arm and twists it*

Igor Madman: GYEAHHH!!!

Eric: Don't bother. Now then, release them.

Madman: Or what?

Eric: Glad you asked. *smashes jar of organs*
Madman: *turns white and shrieks* NOOOO!!!! MY ORGANS!!! MY PRECIOUS ORGANS!!! YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD HOW COULD YOU!!!

Eric: *shoves him* Then release them or it's bye-bye organs.

Madman: >:[ *growls* Why I outta

Eric: *lifts leg* I'm sorry, what was that?

Madman: *immediately* Nothing!

Eric: Now them go.

Madman: *grumbles and presses button* Now then I should be going.

Eric: Good, then I should be smashing! *smashes jar*
Madman: Gaahhh! I give up! *lifts arms to be arrested*

Alastah: Oh, it ain't **** over yet. *cracks knuckles*

*DSS freezes Igor Madman with his power*

Madman: HELP!

*SCREEN TURNS BLACK*

*screams are heard repeatedly*

Dr. Igor Madman: *badly bruised everywhere and is handcuffed*

Kansas: Thanks Eric! We really appreciated your help! I'd give you a badge for your work, but alas, you're not cop.

Eric: And will never be.

Kansas: 'Tis a shame.

Willy: I know. You'd make a great police officer like Diddy Kong owning the Kremlings.

Eric: Nah.

Kansas: Well then, we'll be off.

*They depart*

*Shadow suddenly appears*

Shadow: Not bad for a first time.

Eric: I know, once I get the reward for having Igor Madman arrested. I shall-*remembers* Wait a minute!*

*Shadow shakes head*

Hey guys!

*Kansas turns around and Shadow is already gone*

Kansas: What is it Eric?

Eric: I didn't do this for free. I did it for the reward.

Kansas: Oh come on Eric! I thought you didn't care about money. After all, why would you need it.

Eric: Well *remembers that he cannot tell anyone about his debt and thinks of an excuse* Remember that time you told me that I should renovate my house? Well it costs $3,000,000,000 *sees Shadow out the window holding a Chaos Emerald* I mean, $2,999,999,999 to fix my house.

Kansas: Well I'm glad to see that you finally care about fixing your house Eric. Really I am, but don't you think you should use the money for something else? Like charity?

Willy: Or sending the money to DK Isle so that the Kong family can fight off the Kremlings.

*everyone looks at Willy*

Just saying...

Eric: Yeah but still. I did help you guys arrest him. So I still get the money

Kansas: Very well. *hands Eric the check* Here you go! I'm looking forward to see your new house! See you old pal!

Eric: See ya!

*They leave the warehouse and put Madman in the police car while he is heard shooting "I am innocent I tell you!"

*Shadow appears Eric and kicks him in the groin*

Shadow: Cheap bastard.

Eric: *in pain* But you said I couldn't say anything our deal. You didn't say I couldn't lie.

Shadow: I know, that's what makes you a cheap bastard.

Eric: *hands Shadow the check*

*Shadow slaps it back*

Shadow: I don't want that sorry excuse for a check. I'm only accepting $2 million. No more, no less. Give the money on the due date. *disappears*

Eric: *sigh* Looks like this is only just the beginning of my career.

Part 6

*At the same bakery store from before, someone who witnessed the scene, comes out of the shadows of the alley and sees another man running down the alley*

Brian: *rubs chin* That must be Dr. Igor Madman. But who was that ghosts? *looks around* And who would've thought that my high school buddy, Kansas, would be part of a police force? *secretly follows suit after Dr. Igor Madman*

*Meanwhile at the hospital*

Kansas: Alastah, how are you doing?

Alastah: *is bandaged EVERYWHERE so he can hardly be understood*

*is trying to say "I'll get the son of a ****** ghost*

Kansas: I know it's hard, but you have to recover hard. Darkspine, how is Willy doing?

Darkspine: He's doing a lot better, it was fortunate he already had a therapist beforehand.

Kansas: Good, now then, we need to formulate a plan to-

*screams can be heard from downstairs*

What the? Dream Squad! *Alastah is mumbling and Willy is sitting on a wheel chair with a straight jacket wrapped around him* Er, right, Darkspine! Form up!

*They both run downstairs and see bodies on the floor*

O_O

It must be the work of that ghost we fought earlier!

*WRONG*

*They see a man with a bloody lab coat*

Igor Madman: Alright! This is a stickup! *holds organ donors hostage* Hand me your intestines!

*Frightened people go for their own organs*

Kansas: Halt! In the name of the law! I shall have you arrested for your murderous schemes! And you WON'T going away this time! Now to get my... my... *looks around for his Bag of Goodies*

*gets pockets*

Oh no! Where is it?

Igor Madman: *evil grins* Looking for something?

Kansas: MY BAG OF GOODIES!

Igor Madman: *is seen holding it as well as Darkspine's wooden sword* You mean this piece of hunk? Well, I could throw in the furnace and-

Kansas: NO!

Igor Madman: Or, in exchange to saving the lives of these miserable fools, you can give me YOUR organs.

Kansas: *is sweating over the decision*

Darkspine: *starts getting teary eye* Kansas! NO! Don't do it!

Kansas: *smiles and pats Darkspine on the pat* I've appreciated your support, but saving even one life means more to me than my life. That's the role of a lieutenant.

Darkspine: *tears start flowing from eyes* But Kansas, you were like a like-

Kansas: Say no more. Alright Igor Madman, I'm ready for it.

Igor Madman: Ha! A rather unsurprising decision of you. Now then, over the wall will ya?

Kansas: *complies against his wills and prepares for it*

Igor Madman: *is prepared to strike down Kansas*

Darkspine: *shields eyes*

Igor Madman: *arm thrust at Kansas*

SUDDENLY!

*

*Surprise ambush from Alastah*

Alastah: NOT ON MY WATCH!

Kansas: Alastah! Don't strain yourself!

Igor Madman: Truly a shame you would risk your life in vain!

KOOKAMONKA!

Dream Squad: ?

*ambushes Alastah*

Alastah: ****!

Kansas: Alastah! NOOOO!

Igor Madman: Anyone else care to try?

Alastah: *very weak* Damn monkey...

Igor Madman: I'd stay and chat, I have other things to organize around town. See ya! Come Kookamonka!

*Outside of the hospital*

Brian: Damn! I'm too late. *pursuits on Dr. Igor Madman*

The Dream Squad Are In

Setting: In a science cl@ssoom:

Willy: That's it for today's lesson. Any que-*beeper goes off, reads DREAM SQUAD REPORT!*

*Rushes to the closet and pulls a cardboard of himself and tape recorder, puts the tape behind the cardboard*

*Rushes out the cl@ssoom via secret exit*

*cl@sis oblivious to it*

Setting: In another cl@ssroom

Math Teacher: *lecturing boring lesson*

Darkspineslayer: *is wearing headphones* *Beeper goes off* TEACHER! I HAVE AN EMERGENCY

Teacher:*allows darkspineslayer to leave the cl@ssoom unaware what's the emergency because he doesn't care*

Setting: In a boxing match

Alastah: *is beating his opponent, Glass Joe (from Punch-out) badly*: *Beeper goes off* I'll finish you off later!

*leaves the match*

*The three meet in near bakery and meets their lieutenant* *Willy is wearing a Diddy Kong mask*

Officer Kansas: Alright Dream squad! Report! We have a serious situation here! Which course involves a deadly murder and an awkward robbery. Which makes no sense because it's a...

Alastah: Just get on with the report!

Office Kansas: Oh right, sorry. So anyway, take a look here!

Willy: *sees Bill's body* Oh my God! He's organless! Who would do a crazy thing like that?

Kansas: That's not all! Take a look over there!

*points to the missing gingerbread cookies stocks*

*DSS is still listening to his MP3 as if not a care in the world*

Willy: Stealing gingerbread cookies!?! Why, that's not right! Though even I have to wonder why the gingerbread cookies?

Kansas: Yes, I do too. This maniac might need it to make a weapon of terrorism!

Willy: Oh my!

Alastah: *scruffs off the idea*

DSS: *looks to the right* What's that?

*all of them look sees the ghost fleeing from the scene*

Kansas: *runs out the building* HALT!

Gingerbread man: Gah! They've found me!

Willy: *shocked* A ghost? But there's no such thing as ghosts!

Gingerbread man: Well, in that case, RUN! RUN! RUN! AS FAST AS YOU CAN! YOU CANNOT CATCH ME! I'M THE GINGERBREAD!

*the squad starts chasing after the Gingerbread*

Gingerbread Man: *starts haunting his gingerbread cookies to attack to keep the squad at bay*

(Kansas takes out his weapon from his bag of goodies, Alastah crushes the cookies with his brute strength, Darkspine uses his psychic abilities to halt the cookies, and Willy is still flabbergasted over seeing a ghost)

Willy: No matter how you defy the logic of science, I shall have you arrested for homicide.

Gingerbread Man: Homicide, me? Ha!

Kansas: We know what you did to Bill! We saw his corpse, organless.

Willy: And he made some of the best cookies in the city

Darkspine: *softly* No kidding...

Alastah: Now to have your ass kicked *charges at the Gingerbread Man*

*Goes through him* What the hell?

Gingerbread: Oh have you forgotten? I'm a ghost, I'm transparent!

*Kansas, Willy, and Darkspineslayer are calling Alastah back*

Willy: Come back! Before the theory of gravity applies to you!

Alastah: What do you mean?

Kansas: Well, when you went through that ghost, you went over the cliff

Alastah: The hell?

Willy: Don't look down-*too late*

Alastah: *looks down* **** *falls down*

Kansas: ALASTAH!

The Gingerbread Man Got Away

Kansas: *infuriated* Living or dead, we will get that ghost, even if we become ghosts ourselves! Darkspine, get the ambulance! Willy, get the-what's wrong Willy?

Willy: *is still shocked and sitting down with knees together* Ghosts don't exist, ghosts don't exist, ghosts don't exist...