An intro to a story. I might replace The Legend of Curtis with this:

I could not believe I was at Barry's house. Him discovering my secret identity was the least of my worries. When my girlfriend Mary Lame Shatson found out what had happened, Supper Pan vs. The Uneatable Bulk II would break out. This had all started a week ago on a seemingly innocent trip to a Science Lab. There was a nuclear explosion. Luckily I survived and became the Amazing Man-Spider......