http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal

This is a link to the worst fanfic ever! Ether that or the biggest jokefic ever. This story(if you can call it that) has over 5000 reviews and pretty muchall of them are flames.You gotta wonder if the author was serious...

Neopets came outwith a new thing called NC mall. It's where people can buyclothes for their neopets with real money and the clothes expire in 90 days. Neopets claimed that the needed the money buteveryone knows they don't.A lot of people don't like because of that.I didn't mind it much because its optional But then Neopets mocked the people who didn't like the mall by selling a flag that said "down with NC mall" for $50 and a "I love NC mall" flag for $0 .25. Wow, making fun of the people with different opinions I never knew Neopets would stoop that low.

I won some fuzzy dice from a game once but I didn't want it. A boy had a little toy warthog he didn't want so we traded prizes. When I looked at the warthog, I saw an opening on it's belly and pulled out a baby warthog....

This week there was a food fight at school. I wasn't around when it happened but the aftermath was terrible! The cafeteria was a mess. There was food all over the tables and floors and someone threw Gatorade at me in the hallway! It took the lunch line extra time to open because they were trying to clean everything. The next day there cameras all over the cafeteria.

There was this one time in my science class my teacher was asking questions and handing out candy to whoever got it right this one kid got answered right so the teacher threw him a candy but another kid got it and he threw it to the kid who was suposed to get it and it landed on his desk and bust into tiny pieces and everyone was laughing that was funny.