Last song was Fairytale-Sara Bareilles

Okay so today was the first day back at school.So I returned to my year 11, not sure what that is in other countries but yeah, it's my GCSE year so loads of work to do already!!!
But the exciting thing about this year is that my little sister has come up from little school to join me in the jungles of secondary school, or high school or whatever. She's 11 years old and in year 7!
She was so cute though in her uniform, I tell you we must of looked so weird next to each other this morning, Her with her hair in a neat high ponytail with the black headband, with the skirt way below the knee and the regulation school jumper, with her blouse with all buttons done up and her blazer on and her sensible flat black shoes and black ankle socks.
And then there was me. Hair in a messy side bun at the nape of my neck with bits falling in front of my face, which I then took out at break time. My skirt above the knee and a black topshop jumper, my blouse with the top button undone(not on purpose it just won't stay done up) and blazer in hand with my high black mary jane shoes with my white frilly ankle socks. And I dress quite conservatery for my year!
I swear to god you can tell who the year sevens are just by looking at their uniform.

Frans brother came up this year too, so we took them to their form rooms before we went to our own and Izzy(my sister) was shaking when she walked in, I was awwing all the way to my form!!
So me and Fran got to our form and sat down at the only available seats cos of course we were the last ones in as usual. The seats on the front row. And then our form tutor came in and was like "Right Liz, you sit at that table and Fran you sit at that one"...yeah his plan to separate us really did not work considering the desks were right next to each other. Well done sir!
The rest of the day passed with not much commotion until Nancy and I were walking towards German and Izzy jumped on me in the corridor completley lost, so we showed her where her room was, and then about 5 other year sevens were lost so we ended up spending a really long time showing people where to go...I may have shown one group the wrong way, but in all fairness they were like "Where's room 13?" and I had no clue, but apparantly it's the smelly fish room, which noone calls room 13, not even the teachers, it's just the smelly fish room!!!
So I walked into German ten minutes late and was like:
Me:Sorry I'm late Miss.
Miss:What a shock!Honestly I'd be suprised if you were on time!
Me: Am I really that bad?
Miss: You're worse.
She then went on to tell me how I'm the loudest person in the cl*ss, I maintain that I'm not that bad and to be fair considering German isn't exactly a popular option there are only about 12 people in our cl*ss...

But it's kinda funny cos at my school the last name Horrax is an almost legend. Now technically I was the end of that legacy cos Izzy is only really my half sister. But it's quite funny, Izzy tells teachers she's related to the Horrax's and they are always like "Oh No, not another one?" or they'll go on to list the ones of us they've taught. James, the teachers pet, Ally, the geek/teachers pet,William,the genius, Josh, the charmer/non conformer...god knows what they say about me!

But yeah, school was alright I guess...
Timetable

As usual guess the song,

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Last Song was Sweet About Me-Gabriella Cilmi, love it!
So this is just a quick muisic quiz thing, I only used one playlist on my itunes called "The best songs ever" so yeah, this'll be fun!

What will your best friend say at your funeral?
"Cross your fingers,hold your toes, we're all gonna die when the building blows."-(Yess)
Cross your fingers-Laura Marling

What do your friends secretly think of you?
"And his heart belongs to that sweet little beautiful,wonderful,perfect all american girl"-(*giggles*)
All American Girl-Carrie Underwood

What is the dumbest thing ever?
"They've got engaged with no intention of a wedding, he pinched his bird and he'd probably kick your head in."-(quite apt)
Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts-Arctic Monkeys

How will you die?
"I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during cla-sses."-(quite funny cos I do have an LJ..)
-The Emo Song-Adam and Andrew

What does your mother say to you everytime she sees you?
"I told you so, oh I told you so, I told you one day you'd come crawling back and asking me to take you in"-(Love how these all fit suite well)
I told you so-Carrie Underwood

I say jump, and you say...
"Sometimes crazy's alright"-
Crazy Girls-Bethany Joy Lenz

What do you like to do in your spare time?
"I like to Disco I like to Rock 'n' Roll Well I like to Hip Hop"-
Pull Shapes-The Pipettes

What do your Homiez in the Hood call you?
"If I could be a superman I'd fly you to the stars and back again"-
Superman-Joe Brooks

What is the worst thing about school?
"For every tear that had to fall from my eye, for time I wondered how I'd get through the night, from every change life has thrown me."-
Lessons Learned-Carrie Underwood

What is your NAME?
"I knew a girl and her name was Judy, she used to do things I thought were rude!"-
Judy-The Pipettes

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
"Clear liquor and cloudy eyed, too early to say goodbye"-
Stolen-Dashboard Confessional

What would you do to the one person you hate?
"I don't love you I don't want you, if you think that this is cruel then you should see what my friends do."-
One Night Stand-The Pipettes(does this mean I'll have sex with people I hate?)

What is your fear?
"As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn"-
Picture to Burn-Taylor Swift (I am scared of fire I guess!)

During a Thunderstorm you...
"Don't be suprised if I fall head over feet"-
Head over feet-Alanis Morissette(I do fall alot!)

In your time of need, your friends are sure to...
"I hope your life leads you back to my door, but if it don't stay beautiful!"-
Stay Beautiful-Taylor Swift..(well I might need them but at least they're pretty!)

The last time you got wasted, you:
"I took a Louisvill slugger to both headlights,slashed a hole in all four tyres" -
Before He Cheats-Carrie Underwood(Really, no idea what this means...)

The first thought you ahve when you wake up is:

"My god he's beautiful, so I put on my make up and pray for a miracle"-

I'd Lie-Taylor Swift(I'm sorry but those lyrics fit completley!)

What do you think of politics?
"I fail cos I, I just can't live a lie!"-
I Just can't live a lie-Carrie Underwood(*giggles*)

Where'd you go yesterday?
"I'm just a girl, trying to find a place in this world"-
A Place in this world-Taylor Swift

During sex you scream...
"He's got a dirty mind, just don't know what you're gonna find"-
Dirty Mind-The Pipettes(realising now that I'm shuffling a playlist with all the same people on it!)

If there's one thing you hate it's...
"He knows about the movement of the planets, but he don't know how to move me."-
ABC-The Pipettes

Your brother trips you down the stairs and to get back at him you...
"I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine"-
Mr Brightside-The Killers


When you go to sleep, you think:
"Got it all figured out inside of my head, there's a bag packed up at the foot of my bed"-
Get Out Of This Town-Carrie Underwood

During your first kiss you thought:
"This kiss,this kiss,unstoppable"-
This Kiss-Faith Hill(well that's just a spooky coindidence)


The sweetest thing anyone has ever done to you was...
"It was quite a day I won't forget,sitting in the sun sharing menthol cigarettes with you"-
Right Place,REight Time-Feltbeats

When you find a lucky penny you...
"Mariella just crossed her arms as she walked up the stairs"-
Mariella-Kate Nash

On a rollercoaster, you damaged...
"Cos I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is giving a high five"-
Hand in my Pocket-Alanis Morisette(what was my hand doing in my pocket?)

The story behind your death:
"This day probably tore me apart and I din't even know it"-
Devils Archerist-Bethany Joy Lenz

What did you think of this survey so far?
"Should've said No, you should've gone home, you should've thought twice 'fore you let it all go"-
Should've Said No-Taylor Swift (How funny!!!)

Would you take it again?
"I'm not gonna write you a love song, cos you asked for it,cos you need one."-
Love Song-ASara Bareilles(I'm thinking that's a no...)

Tell me about your life so far?
"I've no idea where those years gone went, but I know that it's time well spent."-
Time Well Spent-Feltbeats(Lols, yeah pretty much!)

You wouldn't consider yourself smart, but more...
"Honestly I didn't mean to laugh so hard but it just sounded so absurd to say that you want me..."-
Honestly-Bethany Joy Lenz(Any idea what that means anyone???)

If I called you ugly you'd...
"I just kicked you to the kerb, in my red high heels"
Red High Heels-Kelly Pickler(HAHA!DON'T MESS WITH ME!:p)

Your playing truth or dare and you dare your friend to...
"Kiss me, benath the milky twighlight"-
Kiss Me-Sizpence none the richer(I actually probably would say that!)

The survey is over:
"And you're just what I need, you're just what I need, not everything looks as it seems is that so hard to believe?"
Just What I Need-Rufus King(Not bad cos I really want to go to bed now!)

Oh and right last night:

Me:*walks into Cascia's bedroom* I just ate soap...
Franidn't you go to brush your teeth?
Me:Uhuh, and I did, but then I ate soap...
Cascia:What the hell Lil?You do know "Wash your mouth out with soap and water" is just a figure of speak right?
Me:I just ate soap...
Cascia&Fran:

As usual

GUESS THE SONG

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Sorry I have been really behind with all this but broken internet connections, holidays and a lack of visits to see my father prevents me from using computers, sorry!

I miss you all loads, and this is a kind of "I'm still alive" blog!

Last song was Ever fallen in love, I like the cover by the Stiff Dylans, but I think someone else did it first, I'm sure of it actually!

Okay so lack of a social life whilst Fran and Nancy are out of the country means I have nout much interesting to say so I'll give you some quotes and be off!

*Sibling Unit B rings me*
Me:Yo!
James:There are no breasts!
Me:Yeah James, that's cos you're what us humans call a man!
James: I meant chicken for dinner.
Me:I know, I was making a joke, it was funny, like Haha!See??Funny!

*Fran comes back from holiday*
*watching House*
Me:Move over!
Fran:No!
Me:You stole the duvet!
Fran:It's not a duvet,it's a blanket!
Me:Fine give back the blanket!*elbows Fran*
Fran:*elbows me back*
*more elbowing and then turns into a full blown cat fight*
*fight stops*
Fran:Now you have the duvet!
Me: *mimicks Fran* It's not a duvet, it's a blanket!
Fran: Aww, I missed this!

Nancy:I need a ring binder!
Me: Okay, let's go into this shop then, it sells stationary!
Fran:Okay but we gotta hurry up, Rachel is waiting to collect us already!
*all walk into shop*
Nancy:Okay, now don't let me look at the rubbers, you know how I get!
Me:
Fran&Nin:
Me:Oh come on you guys don't get it?
Fran&Nin:*thinks* Ooooh!!!You have a filthy mind Lil!!

Cascia:Hey, Fran, can your mum get us from Harlow?
Fran:I'm not sure, she might be working today.
Cascia:What is it your mum does again?
Fran:She supplies....
Cascia:What?Drugs?I thought she worked with kids!
Fran:She's a supply teacher!
Me:*palmface*

Frans sibling Unit B:Fran!Can you make me some pop tarts?
Fran:No, make them yourself, you need to learn!
Meidn't you just have pop tarts?
Fran:Yes,but I made my own!
Me:You left the toaster on and the smoke alarm went off!
Fran: I made my own didn't I?

Oh and right, I have been writing this story about "Lil and Fran, the future years" and I told Fran I'd write a new chapter every time I came round hers. so she got angry cos I didn't write any when I stayed at hers for like a week, so she was bugging me to write more, I got pissed at her and this is what happened, green is what Fran wrote, I wrote Pink!Oh in the previous chapter, Fran fell in love with a guy called Caspar!

"And the next time Caspar saw Fran he walked up to her with a beaming smile painted on his face and he said "I'm sorry, you're just not my type, stop calling me in the middle of the night asking for phone sex!" and he walked away!"

"Fran was so angry, it turned out Lil was a common w-h*r-e and he was one of her clients whom she had seduced away, jelous of the attention Fran was recieving. So Fran called the police and kicked her out of the apartment they shared and Lil spent two years in prison for theaft(yeah she spelt it wrong, I made fun of her!),fraud and illegal prostitution such as curbing."

"As soon as Lil was let out of prison a year early and compensated for wrongful imprisonment she walked into Frans bakery and announced very loudly that "I ate a cupcake from here a week ago and only just got out of hospital, apparantly there's some sort of tapeworm being baked into all of the caks her!Also Caspar and I are engaged, him and his mates needed an easy wh*re for his stag do, I gave them your number so you should get a call any day now!" Lil turned on her heel and stormed out followed by a sea of angry customers, and she was sure she heard someone say that their editor would be interested in running a piece on food poisoning at cupcake corner in tomorrows daily mail!"

"As soon as word got out that Lil has been in jail and the reasons for her impisonment noone believed her lies about Fran, and Caspar used her to stay in the country(he's Northen Irish) and forced her to work to feed his drug addiction. A story was published of Lil and her life of prostitution. Frans bakery flourished and she was soon a billionaire with a chain of bakeries accross the world and had countless mansions whilst Lil lived in a crack den with only prostitution to make ends meet and rock collecting to pass the time because she didn't get many clients anymore after she caught crabs!"

That's the end, Fran argued that cos I had the first word she should get the last! We love each other really!

That's all folks!

As always

*TACKLEHUGS*
GUESS THE SONG

AND SPAM ME SILLY!

Last Song was That girl is a cowboy-Garth Brooks, guess this one..

Okay for this blog I was gonna be really cowardly and post a letter that I have written for my friend Anna, with no intention of her seeing it cos I'm not rbave enough, and I needed to vent, but I figure, you guys don't wanna read about that!So here's a tasty quiz for ya'll to spam up!

Why do you text message people?
Cos it's cheaper than calling.

Do you like recieving text messages?
I love recieving texts!

What is a text message you have saved?
One that Laura wrote on my phone is saved in the drafts folder.

Do you like talking on the phone?
Sure...

Which is better, a text message or a phone call?
Phone call probably.

Is there someone in your life right now that you feel like you could share anything with?
Sure thing!

If so, does this person share theirs in return?
I hope so!

Is there a person who, if they asked you today, you would run away or move with?
Yeah, there is, but noone in a romantic way, just friends.

Ever wished someone would ask you to run away or move with them?
All the fexking time!

Is there someone you talk about constantly?
I don't think so...

Describe a feel good memory you have.
I can give you the date, November 30th 2007, a dream came true.

Do you think about sex when you see the number 69?
No I think of the song "Summer of 69'" is that weird?

What is something you would like to confess?
I just ate a yoghurt...

What is something you are looking forward to in the next 6 months?
Hmm...birthday?

What is something you are looking forward to within the next 3 years?
Many more birthdays?

Do you keep a journal?
Sometimes.

If so, who do you or who would you share it with?
I don't and I wouldn't.

Describe the last dream you remember.
Erm..of f*ck I forgot it..

Describe your favorite dream.
The one what came true!

Do you have any addictions? If so, what?
Caffene,CSI:NY...

What makes you feel safe?
My Laura bear, which I forgot to take when I ran out the house...

Do you like how, when, where, and with who you lost your virginity?
Erm...I can't see into the future, I'm sorry!

Do you sleep with a teddy bear or something special?
Yeah, 3 teddies, none of which I have with me...Fran took her bagpuss too, damnit!

Do you hate your computer?
No, I love it..

Are you searching for something in life?
Isn't everyone?

Has anyone ever told you they had a dream about having sex with you?
No, someone told me they had a dream they were making out with me...

Do you like it when someone IMs, calls, texts or otherwise talks to you just to say hi or goodnight?
Yeah, it lets you know they're thinking of you!

Name 3 things you do not like about your body.
My tummy,my face and my feet.

Name 3 things you do like about your body.
My ears,my nose and my hands..

What is your deep down fear?
I have way too many.

How does your fear affect you life?
It controls certain aspects of it, but I try not to let it..

What is your best memory?
I have a few, mostly they'e times like when me and my friends do a whole secret santa get together..

What is your favorite quote?
The ones at the top of my blog..

Who do you care about a lot?
Pretty much everyone in my life, if I didn't care about them, I wouldn't have them there.

How does that person make you feel?
They make me feel like I can be myself without being judged for who I am.

What is your favorite lyrics?
"I don't know how it can get better than this"

What is your favorite love song?
Come What May-Moulin Rouge.

When you sing that song, who do you think about?
The guy who I thought I was in love with, but when you're young, you make mistakes.

What song do you listen to when you are happy?
Jenny don't be hasty, it makes me smile loads!

What song do you listen to when you are sad?
Hey there Delilah makes me sad.

How do you feel about your family?
Ergh mostly.

How do you feel about your friends?


Make some predictions about the next 12 months.
I predict I will make mistakes,fix some, get closer to some people and drift from others.I will cry, laugh, smile and frown.I'll move forward and possibly move back as well.I'll get angry and say things I don't mean.I'll be hurt and I will most likely hurt others.I'll be sorry and I'll forgive others who are too.I'll live.

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Last song was Fearless-Taylor Swift

Guess this one!

Okay so last night I went to that fancy dress party where I was a cowgirl!I'll post a pic once everyone who took pictures has woken up from their alcohol induced comas!

It was really good fun, I spoke to people I wouldn't normally speak to at school, which was suprisingly fun! I danced in the rain when everyone else was running under the gazebo. I held one of my best friends hair back whilst she was puking her guts up. I cleaned said friend(hula girl) up after said puking. I made a bet with a blues brother that I would be able to steal his hat by the end of the night. I couldn't, I swear he like glued it on his head. I made a bet with a fairy that I would be able to steal her apple sourz by the end of the night. I achieved this! I gagged at the sight of two people having sex in front of everyone. I stole a gangsters gun and hat and went around shooting people. I conforted a lifeguard after his water gun got taken from him after he shot the wrong person with it. I spoke to a surfer dude who told me I had a "cheesy smile", I wasn't sure it that was a good or bad thing. I got malibu spilt on my by batgirl, sticky stuff. I kept bumping into the blues brother, and everytime we did the convo went like this "I love you Lil." "I love you too Dan!" *kiss* "Bye" "Bye". I swooned over a ladybirds shoes.I bumped into action man. I cried when gangster girl ignored me(apparantly 5 years of friendship counts for nothing).I stole some of Dorothy from the wizard of Oz's malibu. I left the party pretty much the only sober one there. Which was a good thing considering I had to walk home past the main road!

It was ACE!

So here's a quiz.

*. . About You. . *

Eye Color: Grey, like a cloud.

Hair Color: Blonde.

Height: Short.

Favourite Color: Pink, cos I'm a girl like that.

Favourite Movie: I just this morning rediscovered my love for the film Practical Magic, it's fooking brilliant.

Favourite Show[s]: CSI, CSI:NY, Gossip Girl, Scrubs, Friends,HIMYM,The Hills, One tree hill..

Your Car: Invisible

Your Hometown: Small.

Your Present Town: ^^^^

Your Grade: Going into Year 11, damn apprantly thats when the real work begins..

* . . Have You Ever. . *

Sat on your rooftop? Nope, it's dirty up there.

Kissed someone in the rain? Yes, the first time it was and this is so cliche, magical and last night they were just friend kisses.

Danced in a public place? See what I did at the party hyesterday, and pretty much everytime it rains and I'm outside!

Smiled for no reason? Every frikkin day, cheesy smile?Really?

Laughed so hard you cried? Yes!!!I love it!

Peed your pants after age 8? Nope.

Written a song? Yes, I have,

Performed on a stage? A couple of times, once as an extra in the schools production of Bugsy Malone and once in my dance show when I was about 11.

Talked to someone you don't know? Yes, a lot.

Made out in a theatre? Nopesies.

Gone roller skating since 8th grade? Nope, I'm too scared.

* . . What's the last?. .*

Time you laughed? Erm..this morning when I was watching the hills with my brother and we both started using the word "like" in every sentence.

Time you cried?Last night

Movie you watched? Practical Magic this morning.

Joke you told? "Do you have an alabi?" "What?No!" "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alabi, you ugly!!" I thought it was hilarious!!!

Song you've sang?Your Anything-Taylor Swift.

Time you've looked at the clock? Right now, when i read this question.

Drink you've had? Tea!Yes we finally got milk!!!I hate black tea!

Number you've dialed? Erm...it would have been last night trying to get hold of Josh, I rang his mobile, dads house, his best mates mobile, mums house..then I gave up after noone answered any of them.

Book you've read? By the time you read this, I can't remember who by....

Food you've eaten? A biscuit!

Flavor of gum chewed? Cinammon.

Shoes you've worn? Cowboy boots.

Store you've been in?Erm that would be Topshop probably.

Thing you've said? Out Loud?"Hey give me back my earphones!!" to sibling unit S.

* . . Can You . . *

Write with both hands? Nope, cos I'm normal! And untalented.

Whistle? Yes, I did it on the phone to Fran this morning and she got angry.

Blow a bubble? Yes!!

Roll your tongue in a circle? Yes I can.

Cross your eyes? Can't everyone? Can I? I dunno......Yeah I'm with kris on this oen.

Touch your tongue to your nose? Nope, and I'm not gonna try.

Dance? Well I think I can...but I don't think that means anything!

Stay up a whole night without sleep? Nope, I'm like the crakyn when I don't sleep.

Speak a different language? Very basic French and a bit more German. "Sprechen Sie Englisch?Nein?Ah Sheisse!"

Impersonate someone? I pretend to be Fran sometimes when I'm on the phone, it's fun cos noone can tell, but when I'm speaking to Fran I pretend to be the queen!

Make a card pyramid? Nope. I'm too shakey

Cook anything? I can!

Omg it was so weird right, Sibling Unit B(James) came into the kitchen this morning and this was the convo

James: Good Morning
Me:*raises eyebrow* It's before one oclock, nothing is good before one oclock.
James:Okay, did you have fun last night?
Me:Yeah, I did, did you?
James: Yeah, me and Sam(his best mate) have decided to do a roadtrip across America next summer!
Me: Wha...Wh...Ho...Whe...Huh??
James:Yeah..*starts explaining plan*
Me:*Sits there in jelous silence*

Oh yeah last night funniest thing:

Me:You okay Hula Girl?
H-G: Yeah, thanks for looking after me.
Me:Of course, right I will be back in one second I have to go find fairy!
H-G: Di I just see you kiss Blues brother?
Me:I don't think you're in a position to jusdge mrs hula girl what took a cigarette from army girl and then passed it onto batgirl!
H-G: Yeah well..meh, just watch out for lifeguard who is attacking everyone with his water gun.
Me:Okay, I'll go get Escaped convict to keep you company whilst I find fairy!Later Hula Girl!
H-G: Laters Cowgirl!

I just thought that was the funniest convo ever!!!!

As usual

Guess the song

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Updated:Lilly the cowgirl with her equally as cool friends!