Alllright after much ado, Im finaly here to post a new blog. Let me just take a min to get you up to speed on whats been goin on with me. Welp, my computer crashed and crashed hard. I mean the whole mother board went out, and why you ask? Becuz the Processor fan suddenly stopped working. annoying? frustrating? I know right! I mean this type of thing just sorta happens and you cant really avoid it, its just bad luck, like when your car starts getting old and things quit working. Ahh hell, it takes alot to get em replaced. How old was my processor you ask? Its about 4 years, not bad eh? IDK whats the average lifespan of a processor theese days? Well anyway my repair told me that I was lucky I had a Pentium 4 cuz the AMD athalon processors quit workin when they get too hot, unlike the pentiums which can get hot then cool off and continue to function just fine.

I was without a computer for 3 days and it was torture lol, but Im so thankful I got it back and now I can do all the things I love like, post ridiculous blogs, annoy people on messenger, and youtube like crazy.

I still need to update my RAM, im only running on 512 mb and i need a min of 1 gig, so yah I plan on upgrading soon to about 3 gigs so I can do some serious video editing like a digital wizard, and i might even get back into gaming,but thats kind of a long shot because theres so many other things Id like to be doing, such as...getting a tan, working on my art portfolio, filming and creative writing, and just spending time with special people in my life.

Anyways it was 125 $ to replace the Motherboard not to mention the cost of labor. What I wanna know is whats the most you ever paid to have your computer repaired, and how often do you need to get it fixed? It can be a major pain in the butt.

So there ya have it, and what else? is anybody excited about the Hellboy 2 movie coming up? I know im stoked. Its gonna be popcorn heaven. Ya know Ron Pearlman is a lucky dude hes is going to be banking for a long time on this Hellboy fan wagon. Nobody else can do the voice or create the look of Hellboy like that man, so hes pretty much set. What else was he working on before this I mean, I don't think hollywood was knocking down his door but..hey who knows?

My point is that he has really found his niche and I bet he enjoys playing theese type of characters and showing up at comiccon or what have you. Now if only someone can get Lou Ferigno a good acting job. Theres gotta be a character just perfect for him, even if he has Zero acting ability, just look at Ahnulds career, and what used to be Stallone's. Im not saying those guys cant act but they became intensly famous by portraying action hero, so why not Mr Lou? Surely he can do better than Hulk Smash!

Hope all my freinds that read this are havin a great summer gettin plenty of fun in the sun and action up the wazzu ( dont go there ) and uh continue to party hardy. Until next time, this is your boy Mizasetr J, aka Mr Jess. sayin Peace.

Alright so uh I was thinking, hey what should i do with my blog. True I could use it to make pancakes somehow, but isnt there anything less practical?

Well lets see here what do you guys like best, what entertains ye?

Pretty pictures with funny comments?

Jokes and silly stories?

Gossip, Rumors, and the lastest breaking news?

How about reviews of popular games, tv shows, movies, and even comic books?

Or I could discuss my life in general ( Naww you probably dont wanna hear that disaster )

Hmmm well I could continue asking you to vote for who would win scenarios. such as Godzilla vs. Chuck Norris

I could test your knowledge of Random trivia, how exciting!

Why dont you tell me what you like best.

Hey guys thanks for continuing to read my blog,I know a blog isn't really supposed to be used for reviews, instead your supposed to speak your mind and give subtle updates etc but ahh I don't have alot ot report right now,my job is steady, friendships are blossoming. so if you want just comment me and tell me about how your Summers going. Mines going slowly, which is a good thing.I could use more time at the beach. anyone else working on a tan? what spf do you use? anyway heres something new for you to read , enjoy.

Movie Review by MizasterJ

The Golden Compass

I just have to say..what in the blue horn moon was this? I dont get it..was it trying to be intellectual? preachy, political, religous, or just a childrens fairy tale? I just cant understand. I know it was based on a series of controversial books but damn, the movie did so poorly of telling a story that made any kind of sense at all. The entire movie seemed contrived. As if some sort of spin off of the Narnia series but to a lesser degree of fame. Id applaud such imaginative stories but, this one just fell flat. The only real acting talent was the lovely and **** Nicole Kidman although, the only thing more ridicouls than her gold sparkle dress was her more elegant than thou, hair**** She also had the look on her face the whole time as if she was either ready to sip wine or give somone a spanking.I couldnt help snicker at the moment she slapped her monkey.FYI, Never slap a monkey.
Its was more than diffcult trying to understand the thick british dialects let alone possibly comprehend the outlandish plot. Something about "Dust" dont look at me like that. At every mention of that word I think someone was asking "whered you hear about dust?" as if it were some kinda illegal street drug? Oh my lets not talk about Dust. Then there was the bear on bear fight. probably the most memorable scene in the movie. and who doesnt like CGI bears wrestling in the snow? I just didnt like the idea that the little girl had to be involved in every single moment. Still im glad to see a new face, because they could have easily booked Dakota Fanning and banked on her popularity, but i think shes had enough starring roles for a while.
On a plus side old scruffy face Sam Elliott was in the movieand Ian Mckellen's voice attached to the bear. not bad. A better choice then lets say James earl jones or micheal clark duncan as your typical montone bear.

Im really hoping they make something worth watching out of the sequels but I highly doubt it. What a pity. I give it 2 1/2 out of 5

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Its hard to fathom that Lincoln's assassination could somehow be tied to the lost city of gold, and that said city is actualy inside Mt Rushmore. Still thats not all this story would have you believe. Some scenes of this movie are absurdly ridiculous. Such as luring the President away from his birthday party to go 1 on 1 cave digging just for the hell of it. Not to mention children that enthusiasticaly spat out government conspiriceis and polictical theory at random. Gee kids isnt history fun? its chock full of ancient mystreries and vast arrays of treasure oh and Booby traps. Only in the World of Disney.
By the way what's a great talent like Ed Harris doing in this film? I mean you hardly even recognize hes there in between all the word searches and number shuffling. oh wait hes the villain that turns out to be not so vile after all. Who could have guessed? Doesnt that make you feel guilty for misjudging him? shame on you.
This is definetly a Disney film trying to teach us the golden rules of life.

The plot in this movie, diverges itself from the Lincoln Assassanation because lets face it thats not nearly important enough or as interesting as an entire city of gold.
I mean finding out historial truths about the death of one of our nations greatest leaders should have to take a backseat to a greed filled pursuit of fame and fortune.
of corse. anyway Nick Cage is back in his role of champion rubix cube solver and embarks on a mission to prove his family's innocence by kidnapping the president, breaking into federal buildings stealing highly ****fied documents, pillaging the white house, and endangering the lives of everyone around him. sounds logical.

The movie is a sorta a quirky fun filled romp for the whole family, even though kids will probably zone out during all the witty banter and historical ramblings. It was on par with the original if not a little bit better. Rent it. I give it 3 1/2 out of 5

Rocky 5

Im here to set the record straight. So many people as well as Stallone himself has gone on record as saying that this movie was a huge dissapointment.I completely disagree. I think the story did what it had to do which was break the formula in order to allow for a powerful and believeable ending.Despite what critics may say,Rocky 5 has heart and strong values. It does really well to show how great a character Rocky is, although sometimes misguided.Which is a very clear theme throughout the film. Theres alot of emotion tied into this movie that hits deep and hits hard. The movies plot is pretty solid,the challenge that Rocky faces i nthis movie is truly the biggest and hardest ever because, its the most emotional and psychological and forces him to learn the most important lesson of his life. Rocky's bond with his son serves as the foundation for his happiness in the future, and helps him realise he doesnt need to be in the spotlight or in the ring , because his loving family is what matters most, and by the end of the movie you feel the satisfaction and peace of mind knowing that Rocky has learned never to let anything come between his family. There couldn't possibly be a better ending to the series than the final scene. I wish alot of the negative response to this film would dissappear. I liked just about everything they put into this. The only thing I truly missed was the acting talents of Carl Weathers, but newcomers Tommy Morrison and Sage Stallone were fantastic, there was even a ****c scene with the legend Burgess Meredith, that was just unforgettable. Even though Rocky 5 certainly isnt the best of the series but it definetly remains one of my favorites.

I spent my Memorial day not only getting a sunburn at the pool and scarfing down burgers, but also seeing 2 films back to back at the local theatre, ah theres nothing like a much needed much deserved day off. Fellow men and women of the US armed forces a salute you and thank you for your commitment and discipline so that I and many others have the freedom to enjoy theese things on our national Holiday.

Now lets get to it..

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Not quite what I expected.
The movie played out like a cheap thrill ride at Universal from moment to moment full of cheesy adventure clichés, ridiculous situations and events that just don't add up realistically, as well as characters that were overly stereotyped; and dialogue that pays no attention to the plot except when it is the only means of telling the story. In other words the search and discovery puzzle solving felt and sounded utterly scripted and predictable. It was surprisingly violent and at the same time family oriented. There were some scenes that felt misplaced and unnecessary. The ending didn't really do anything for me. Just you're run of the mill happily ever after. The whole alien aspect of the film took away from its credibility and believability, stretching it into a strange fiction fantasy, instead of a historical and geographical adventure. Too many attempts at humor caused the action to become fool hardy rather than thrilling. Although it won't ever become a ****c, the movie can be described as fun filled for all ages, and a decent farewell for Mr. Jones.

3 out of 5 stars

Iron Man

The big surprise here was the A list of actors and top performances.
Its about time Bridges took on the role of a true villian, and boy did he nail it. This movie is just laced with cool. Outstanding Effects corieography camerawork and story. Ironman has earned its spot as a true hollywood blockbuster. The CGI on the meatlic suit was flawless and magnificient. I think that because of this film we will definetly see a new generation of devout Ironman fans. The movie did so well in pointing out that hes not your average muscle bound hero with a cape and sense of justice. Ironman is a warrior of the new millenium, dominated by speed and technology. 4 out of 5 stars