So, Good news! Little brother is a okay!

Bad news, Arthur Miller is STILL living with us!!

Please, mother dearest tell why?

So the nurse (who is the mother of one of my classmates) was tending to him and scolding him while taking his IV off and some other stuff, unfortunately Jaime was still out of it while she did this.

You know what's really annoying aside from Arthur Miller still living with us? Is that I'm not angry at Jaime. I mean the little sh!thead took double what first timers apparently should take when trying shrooms and I all I felt was sorry. Gah! I hate that really I should be furious!

Anotherr annoying thing is that he doesn't remember a thing, although I'm hoping that's a load of crap because I asked.

All I ask for is a decent summer and that he doesn't pull that again.

Oh and that Arthur Miller moves back in with his parents soon. He's a freak that I just want to flash to scar him for life. ^__^ That's not low self-esteem that's "OMG I saw your sister's boobies! EWWWW!"

Oh and let me tell you all THANK YOU for your kind and violent words, they seriously touched me. Special hug for all!!

So, I'm getting ready for work tonight when Aurther Miller (Yes I am using his real name) came in wanting to know where my sister is. I thought he wanted to ask her if he and the other little ****ing tw@ts could make a fire in the back yard.

I wish so much that was the reason.

Nope, turns out that he and my brother experimented with mushrooms.

Now my brother is in the hospital. I called my mum wanting the whole story from her. They're taking him to a hospital in the city because this hick town's hostial don't have resources for him.

He's freaking out. I could heear him.

Aurther Miller, I'm going to ****ing kill you.

So, I was on Facebook the other day looking through the newsfeed when I saw Lee had added new photos, which included pics of Kaitlyn. I'm all like WTF? Lol, clearly, if i was on more, I'd have known about this sooner, which is why I bring you all this breaking news!!

d--oo--sh: n. adv. : a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for v jay jays.

See, I'm such a douche that if you look it up in the dictionary in yourr local library, you'll find my hideous face as an example!

Although, I'm sure I gave Kaitlyn incredible eyestrain from rolling them so much in a single sitting or I gave her a giggle. ^^ Hoping for the second on.

hahahahaha I can't get over the fact that my brogot into trouble today.

With the neighbour. Confused?

History lesson! Okay, so the neighbour i'm referring to is the minister dude who lives to our left. He's a real sweet heart but he's got the house up for sale which sucks. Anyway, so he came to the door and we had a little chitty chat and then he asked for my brother. I figured at first it was to tell him to tone it down then I figured maybe he wants my brother's help with something, so I went to get him. It had NOTHING to do with either.

My neighbou calmly reamed my bro out about having his drinking parties in the backyard. Said they were okay as long as he kept the beer bottles in their respective backyard.

Oh yeah, who's smug as a bug

And as older sister, pain in the ass of little brotherI just had to tell mum. She was NOT pleased. This served to make my day even better!

Actually, out of all of this, the one thing that made me really happy was that he didn't assume it was me 'cause I'm older. That really made me happy. Of course, I also don't do the drinking scene much (I'm loud when intoxicated ops so that might have something to do with it.

Anyway, turns out it was one of the little brother's clients (I make cracks that he's a street worker making a living outta his room 'cause of the amount of guys and one girl that come through there . He just ignores it, like everything else I say. .) and he tore a strip right out of him for and so did my mum. Idiot.

I think I've been dubbed the Creeper Queen at school. And I'm lovin' it! My friend G-Money has a stalker a year below us and so I take a little time out of my very busy schedule to creep him out. According to G-Money, I have him scared. Today did not help matters (for him anyway. ).

He was hanging out at his truck like usual with his little friends and G-Money and I were headed towards him after school. I walked up to him like a gangsta and said, "Hey yo, wazz crackin' dawg?" Then I cameltoed myself and went on my way, keeping a straight face the whole time.

The Result?

Him: "I...don't know how to respond to that."

girl friend: "What the hell?"

G-money was all like It was great. Totally made my day, it did.

And tomorrow (or tonight) I will post a blog about how I got to GO TO IRON MAIDEN!!!!! EEE!!

My brother really needs to pick better friends.

It's Friday and as you all know I work the night of so I'm in bed sleeping at 5pm. Well, apparently the little brother didn't give that memo to everyone because he had one friend who had come over. Bro wasn't home at the time so what does the moron do?

Knock for five f***ing minutes.

/i answered the door once told him I didn't know where the bro was, again with the notion of dropping the sheet around me and again with the idea of calling the cops.

Douche.